Lmao at that meme supposing that captain Morgan is somehow manly
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 September 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link
spiced rum for the spicy man
― james franco, Monday, 9 September 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/Captain_Morgan_In_You_Large_Black_Shirt_POP.jpg
― Mordy , Monday, 9 September 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link
lol at thinking there are "manly" drinks
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link
I mean I really do mostly drink whiskey on rocks or straight up but that has a lot more to do with disliking sweet foods and my alcoholism than my manliness or probable lack thereof
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link
http://stephanierogers.typepad.com/stephanie_rogers/images/2008/04/16/canadian_club_dads_first.jpg
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 9 September 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
dad chic
― james franco, Monday, 9 September 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c86/trancer21/Club_AdSmall.jpg
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 9 September 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link
i only drink straight vodka bc it's the only thing that doesn't irritate my intestines! http://baltimoresportstalk.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sports-gold-clip-art-wghtlft2.gif
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Monday, 9 September 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link
hi 5
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link
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yeah bro keepin it real, never pay child support
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 04:43 (ten years ago) link
She had 'Tupperware Parties.'
???
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 September 2013 04:46 (ten years ago) link
it's a lot kinkier than it sounds
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Monday, 9 September 2013 04:48 (ten years ago) link
I'd burp that lid!
― pplains, Monday, 9 September 2013 04:58 (ten years ago) link
my friend's a great dad, loves big old fruity rum drinks and Tupperware and is manly as shit, don't judge a man by the spirits in his plasticware
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:18 (ten years ago) link
don't judge a thread by its most milquetoast poster
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:21 (ten years ago) link
also otm
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:22 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_toast
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:25 (ten years ago) link
you're looking for the pvmic thread
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 05:28 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1014216_587229301318953_1137287920_n.jpg
― Neil S, Monday, 9 September 2013 10:57 (ten years ago) link
I thought everyone knew what a Tupperware party was
― frogbs, Monday, 9 September 2013 11:25 (ten years ago) link
Banana splits macro otm, they were better than pretty much any other band in the last 40+ years.
― Moodles, Monday, 9 September 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link
I know, or at least think I know, what a Tupperware party is; just baffled what it's doing in a litany of racy things YOUR MOM did before Dad.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 September 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link
lol, nudge, wink, etc.
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Monday, 9 September 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link
box fresh
― he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Monday, 9 September 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link
I only know what a Tupperware Party is in the literal sense of Tupperware previously being a product sold by individuals, like Avon, and people had parties to try to sell Tupperware to other people but if there is some other sexy meaning, I am unaware, and I have no idea how that would suggest your mother had an exciting life prior to meeting your father (and apparently trading in all that excitement for a lifetime of domestic drudgery) unless they are saying it was some kind of lesbian thing.
― carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link
I thought it was implying a wife swap sort of thing.
― zingon grammar (Treeship), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
they are probably conflating it with suburban mom sex toy parties.
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
which is a thing i only know about from t.v.
did i use the word conflating correctly in that sentence?
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
Yes you did.
― carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
Also that's what I was thinking, too, but having been to one of those sex toy parties, let me tell you they are not actually that sexy.
It's not a thing I would cite when explaining to my child that I had a crazy, independent life before Jeff yolked me into patriarchal slavery and made me stop drinking Canadian Club.
― carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
Key parties? Are they thinking of key parties?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link
yeah i have heard of them as key parties -- everyone puts their keys into a bowl, you pull one, that's the person you make it with that night, you might smoke some acapulco gold and listen to todd rundgren and then maybe retire to one of the rooms upstairs to see if you can manage to get it on with this man/woman who is someone else's spouse.
no idea what tupperware parties have to do with that?
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
note: i asked my mom about key parties once when i was a kid because i think i had seen it in a movie or something and that's the description she gave me, only i added the acapulco gold + todd rundgren. the rest is what she told me.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
maybe the keys are in a tupperware bowl
― is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1lYjZlZjQ2MmIyZmM3YWY1.png
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
maybe in the 80s they changed the name to tupperware parties?
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
the ice storm. famous for that. i'm pretty sure my parent's suburban 70's connecticut potlucks weren't as steamy. though they did hang out with lots of unitarians, so you never know.
i actually remember that ice storm. from the ice storm book/movie. i was there, man.
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
tupperware parties were just tupperware parties! in the old days someone had to come to your house to sell you plastic bowls. very primitive society.
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
i wouldn't mind reading/seeing/hearing some firsthand recollections of 70s key partieshow old would those people be now?
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
i love the ice storm
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link
xp 115-120
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link
my hometown newspaper on the ice storm:
http://www.newstimes.com/news/article/Region-remembers-ice-storm-of-73-97594.php
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
Don't see any action happening with Rundgren on the box. Lightfoot, maybe.
― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
i remember coming home at night and we had this loooooong steep driveway and it was just covered with sheets of ice and i had a big red stuffed mouse toy and i rode my mouse down the driveway. kinda fucked up its fur. the world looked so amazing.
― scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link
how old would those people be now?
Old enough to where you'd regret hearing about them?
I saw a sky blue Plymouth Reliant K parked on the street with VIETNAM VETERAN plates. Seems like yesterday those guys were a bunch of Jeff Lebowskis, and now they're all more like these Lawrence Tierney type guys.
You know you're getting older when old people start getting younger.
― pplains, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
I would never regret hearing about them! I love it when old people talk about their wild days.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link
Honestly, there are sooooooo many better 70s choices for getting it on than Rundgren or Lightfoot that I pity anyone who had to give it a whirl with those two. It's part of what makes those stories painful and poignant. How awkward!
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link