why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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there's some interesting work been done on the extent to which cannibalism was a fiction of Western travel writers/novelists which isn't quite the same thing but close enough

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link

i can't think of any other big social crazes that have been mostly pure fiction tho

― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, September 9, 2013 11:14 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/3524/

lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

oh yeah good shout. not immortalized in fiction much yet tho afaik

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

i mean there's a bunch of urban legend scare stuff, still see "watch out for vicious crims handing out LSD disguised as sweeties" notices on the reg

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

it just seems like even swingers prob want to be able to choose who they do sex with

lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

definitely, but then i reckon in a party with maybe 6 couples, fixing the draw shd be pretty straightforward and probly happened more often than not

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

invite one ugly couple for the "russian roulette" variation

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

"there's some interesting work been done on the extent to which cannibalism was a fiction of Western travel writers/novelists which isn't quite the same thing but close enough"

THE most popular literary genre in America for many years was the captivity narrative. often padded and puffed up and made more scary. or even made up completely.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captivity_narrative

scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link

I think the compelling aspect of the 70s key party is that they were both widespread and casual, which pretty clearly wasn't the case, even if they did happen sometimes.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

the 70s key party myth, I should say

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

i totally believe that there were 70's hot tub swing parties and there were definitely places like plato's retreat where things got crazy. but i had never heard of the key thing until the book. cool idea anyway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plato's_Retreat

scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

has anyone written a book/made a movie that exposes the dark underbelly of suburban life? i think that'd be a pretty good idea.

lol

carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link

thought that was gonna be a treeship post for a second, there

is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link

in elementary school i had a friend who had just moved from california and he asked me one day if my parents ever had naked parties

lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link

my wife can tell you about some scary parties in the 70's...

you know, hippie drug parties and stuff. they always sound like a nightmare to me. people blowing pot smoke into her face and stuff when she was little. damn hippies.

scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link

I had this American Studies class on the postwar period that was kind of premised on the idea that postwar suburbia was a pill-addled horrorfest. In retrospect, while suburban life is worthy of critique, the tone of the course seems a bit hysterical.

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link

xp want some whiskey in your water, some sugar in your tea

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link

it wasn't leave to beaver, i will tell you that much

is space noise (mh), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link

heavy domestic booze consumption was probly much more socially acceptable from the 40s thru 70s than it is today, it's not a massive stretch to believe that prescription drugs and then some non-prescription drugs wouldn't have been a massive no-no in the same era

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

we're all alright we're all alright hello wisconsin

how's life, Monday, 9 September 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link

i actually kinda thought this was cute/funny. such a rarity to not hate facebook stuff that looks like it was shared a zillion times.

https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1000964_659407387411334_733906806_n.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 9 September 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link

ok i lol'ed

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link

I don't understand this "suburbia" stuff...as if suburbs are one giant boring blob with neat front lawns and topiary. People who didn't grow up in them started this. To hear my mom tell it, the suburbs were more liberal in the sixties and seventies...they owned their own single-family property instead of taking in boarders or being one yourself.

In my early years I had to live with grandparents , cousins and an elderly couple all in one building...I was really happy but that is how my parents grew up...in a crowded apartment block.

Marijuana...shit, we had heroin dealers a few blocks away. No, it isn't "cool" - they were scary people and neither smart nor "liberal".

Patriotic When Convenient (I M Losted), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

i can think of two things wrong with these wacky science jokes

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link

what a horribly formed wacky science "joke"

Neil S, Monday, 9 September 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link

they sound like jokes from the big bag theory

Spectrum, Monday, 9 September 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

double joke!

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

why is there no aspirin in the jungle? because the acetaminophen - double joke! - i have cancer

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link

loool spiralli

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

hahahaha

carl agatha, Monday, 9 September 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link

don't tell terrible science jokes

watch Look Around You instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnNisSksR1s

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link

fwiw that "middle aged" thing skot posted is from Private Eye and probably looks like that because they print it on terrible paper

many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Monday, 9 September 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link

Banana splits macro otm, they were better than pretty much any other band in the last 40+ years.

― Moodles, Monday, September 9, 2013 6:54 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^truish

i love the ice storm

― lag∞n, Monday, September 9, 2013 9:02 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
cosign

"Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 9 September 2013 22:22 (ten years ago) link

those jokes are great, def have a 'look around you' feel.

another novel about horrible swinger-type parents in the 1970s fucking up their kids

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/P/0061452025.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link

that title seems a bit on the nose

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link

I don't care how sleazy or avocado it is.

avowut?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link

The Summer of Your Gross Parents Making Sex with the Neighbors

PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 02:41 (ten years ago) link

"Did anything (lowers spectacles) happen at these...naked swim parties?"

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link

The Naked Summer Of Our Swimming Swinging 70's Parents by Beth Cooper

scott seward, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link

this was the best thing on my facebook today

https://sphotos-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/553545_10201204812295084_1443897891_n.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link

blue eyes! damn!

Aimless, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 03:53 (ten years ago) link

given the number of polyamorous people I've known, key parties don't really stretch my credulity.

i too went to college (silby), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link

i feel like youre not really listening

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:14 (ten years ago) link

maybe you just wanted to say you know a lot of polyamorous people

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link

just catching up on threads, adding in my pointless observations hours after they would've been relevant, yk, the usual

i too went to college (silby), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link

anyway its the key part not the party part that is supicious

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:18 (ten years ago) link

and if it's a group of poly folks, they call it a d20 party.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 04:22 (ten years ago) link


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