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64 bit in this release feels like a technical solution now to a problem that's in the pipeline rather than a feature that people will wank themselves to death over today.

what is the problem in the pipeline that 64bit solves?

caek, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link

not enough bits

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link

grubes gets it

Here’s the thing. The iPhone 5C has nothing to do with price. It probably does have something to do with manufacturing costs (which are lower for Apple), but not price. Apple’s years-long strategy hasn’t really changed. They offer three phones:

This year’s, with the latest technology.
Last years’s, starting $100 lower.
Two-year-old model, free on contract, $200 lower unsubsidized.

It’s just that instead of putting the year-old iPhone 5 in slot #2, they’ve created the 5C. The 5C is, effectively, an iPhone 5. Same A6, same camera, same just about everything — except for the most obvious difference, its array of colorful plastic shells. This is not an iPod Touch with a cellular antenna (the iPod Touch, which was not updated today, still has an A5 chip and roughly 4S specs). The prices of their tiers remain the same as last year. What changes with the 5C is that the middle tier is suddenly more appealing, and has a brand of its own that Apple can promote apart from the flagship 5S.

In marketing, what looks new is new.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link

will prob be a big deal http://www.macgasm.net/2013/09/10/iphone-5s-sensors-m7

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 03:25 (ten years ago) link

Also repair/replacement costs lower why because plastic

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link

Going to pull the trigger on a 5S... Am trying to get into Core Motion stuff over the next couple of months.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 04:59 (ten years ago) link

i might get into ios development at some point

markers, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 05:26 (ten years ago) link

btw https://twitter.com/om/status/377505350288560128

markers, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 05:30 (ten years ago) link

there's a person who looks like they have their arm on gruber in that picture. i think i know who it is. if you think you know who it is too, then you can keep posting in this thread, otherwise you should leave

markers, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 05:31 (ten years ago) link

my only hint is "the fabric of our lives"

markers, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 05:31 (ten years ago) link

if it sounds like i'm talking gibberish, then you definitely need to gtfo

markers, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 05:32 (ten years ago) link

the paperback version of the jobs bio also came out today, and yes i held it in my hands.

markers, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 05:33 (ten years ago) link

there's a little newish stuff i hadn't seen before in the epilogue, which i looked through

markers, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 05:34 (ten years ago) link

see: the stuff about what happened post-iphone 4s event

markers, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 05:35 (ten years ago) link

kinda appropriate to mention that today, perhaps

markers, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 05:35 (ten years ago) link

there's gonna be a stratechery post to read tomorrow i bet

markers, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 05:38 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/v1chRef.png

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 06:32 (ten years ago) link

do you carry your phone in a hip holster?

I do, at work. :(

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

whats a tu hao

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

afaict a tuhao is a sort of underground tyrant

the full thing (image is long as in chinese-social-media long)

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

some sort of ambitious douche

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link

bling happy, i'm guessing

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link

Tu hao gold

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

I am already feeling high, big and up thinking about owning such a phone

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

i kind of want it just to offend everyones exquisite sensibilities

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link

well china watchers, what do you say, will the tu hao go for it?

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

I know very little about China except for what I've experienced working for several major american fashion companies who are currently raking in bazillions of dollars opening new stores in China every day of the week and on thing I can say is they really really love gold. Gold jewelry, gold bags, gold foil stamped money envelopes etc etc. I'd say the gold phone is going to be crazy huge.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

So, "By the Seaside" is basically the bacon/zombie/mustache of new ringtones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e_FNvXv3NE

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

I was hoping it was going to be Down By The Seaside by Led Zeppelin

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link

Unless it's "Playtime."

Or "Uplift."

And, hell, I can't decide which of all the ones who ARE that insufferable indie couple in the new Hyundai TV ads.

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

Can the people hear
what the little fish are sayin?
The people turned away.

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

you can't beat a bit of gold. that's what i'd get if i was 5S-ing

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

this is what the gold iPhone reminds me of:

http://images.gtcarlot.com/pictures/30515936.jpg

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/DAb5m0G.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

T H E F U N M A C H I N E

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

hahaha djp that is exactly what i thought of srsly

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

My mother-in-law has that car and my initial reaction was "now she can get a phone to match it"

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

Not sure I like the gold/silver against white. If I do cop one, will probably be the black and grey.

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link

is the new one more grey than the last one cause if so thats lame

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

all black everything (iphone)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

black iphone for my black suit

乒乓, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

Samantha Fox, OTM.

(There's a thought I never imagined I would be expressing.)

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

My 4S is white. I kind of like being the one guy in the office with the white phone, so dudes are like "White iPhone, huh?" and I'm like "Yup." And then I just stare them down for a while.

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

when you do this, you should slowly raise your white iPhone and take a picture of them; if they ask why you did that, just say "it's for later" and refuse to give any more info

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

i want to get ba white one this time but like Hurting im having trouble getting passed the gold/silver. honestly i like the gold better than the silver but theyre both pretty bad. I might wait until i see them with my eyes. At least its not black and gold.

"Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

ugh past even

"Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link

Also not feeling that gilted/silvered edge thing -- looks a little too "luxe" or something.

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link

is it around the home button as well? looks like it

"Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link


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