I'm drunk!

Brooklyn lager is not a particularly good beer.

that's true, but it is something more important than good: familiar.

good point. i'm drinking sam adams, definitely enjoying the familiarity here. think i'll have another, in fact.

wish i had some cigarettes, all i have around are some djarum clove "cigars" i bought for a reason now unknown to me

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boy_spectrum

velko

what are you doing

to boy_slayer

i drank so much vodka tnite + ate brownies + i feel great

where is boy slayer?

get rid of the fucking weasels and there s a clear path . the path is fraught with obstacles, i can accept that. i just need to see where the y are though. fucking weasles. trip you up an steel youtr pennies, ; i need those pennies.

got to get to the end i need resoursces they don'y belong to you fuck i'm all in this toghether . there's some disconne ct between the communal intercoonective responsibility-esque humanitarianism that you're preaching in yer music and the fact that you get to keep all the pennies. got forgive me but gimme what i came to the party with. amen; fuck off nazi weasels.

thanking you in adavance,

the voice of insurrection

get into the groove, people, you've got to prove your basic human decency to me, how hard is that

i read through the social comtraxct and it doesnt say anything about anything except that it's not legally binding in any way sorry.

where is the love can't you at least leave things as they were i could deal with that

kissing like a weasel stealing pennies
Underneath the sycamore tree
cupid by the hour sends valentines
i,m really disappointed in humanity

not you guys, you're ok for the most part. the better part

bout t get drunk.... 1p skol, 1 az ice tea, 1 rip it energy drink or a 99c coke or pepsi 1l...

too bad i get sooooo frickin sick omg,.,. i think ikm going 2 die from liver failure

ts: liver failure vs militias

military prison

military prism

white wine

3.79
mb keep it 2 1 bottle

i already feel drunk

they shine u in and u r diffracted until completely diffuse in the service of conformology & cashflow back to the gunsmiths. got some echternach shit in my living space. buff, luxembourg elixir. 40 per cent nitemare

tastes like vegetables to a liquorice man in a disgraceful fantasy

hwa hwa hwa hwa hwa

tomato juice chardonnay and vodka

with....................... celery

or.............. something......... sweet....

~*£££Elixir stomachic prepared according to the prescriptions given in a manuscript of the famous professor and herbalist Doctor Armand Boerhaave (1668 - 1738)$$$*~

these rancidities i select

have a nice Bloodymary

how much have you drunk

saw a certain percentage of superman 3 this evening at my family's corpus callosum, it is a broad & superstiff ramrod up the computerised anus of the technocracy

not drunk. prefiguring. atoning for past sobrieties. the bottle is a shaft of pure nuclear

dubya dubya dubya dot buff dot lu (loo?) (letzebuergesh protoeuropean conspiracy to defraud the lands of their wealth @ pseudoroyal behests)

defraud my stomach of its material integrity

just got 1/4 bottle of a sauvignon blanc (not my favourite, ordered by mistake) and maybe 1/4 bottle of rm vsop and i've embargoed everything else

renege my promises b4 i automurder

I. The irisj publix sector

If obe is invited out by superiors to a session, ir is nore firmal an interview then if on werr before thre besuited avcountabts tallying ones service this far.

These, ny friends, are the opportunities one might pass over withpur the benefot of experience and a subtlr experience

subtlr whites

ExCtly

deems' 'drunk' posts remind me of when i was 15 and carelessly typed something offensive to a friend on msn and then attempted to mitigate by pretending to be drunk (artful misspellings and random punctuations etc) but it was all wrong and she saw right through it

I egrrt to report thst we have tgretefore seen nothong mpre thsn the superioritu of drunk ceems vs yr pseudo 24yr old self tbf

Ej or 15 tbf i neber had to drunktrpye 15 before tbf but then 1t yr old u bever had to frink with pubkic servant cathollucss

I hope it's at least 5 o'clock wherever you guys are at

Bhel no work funished at 5pn.ita 11 now and work dispensrd with i havw to start esrious drinking with tye lads

you could give dmac pure ethanol followed by severe head trauma and he'd still always type "tbf" correctly tbf

Tbf thats true

Egads.

Was thinking about this yesterday: I can probably count on one hand the times I've consumed alcohol during the day and/or before 5pm.

daytime drinking rules hexy, you should try it