http://www.warrens.net/publishImages/Annabelle~~element218.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
Does that imply that the dark spirit has left the "host" of cookie monster and moved to elmo?
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
Maybe it's christian propaganda, like your kids should only be sleeping with jesus dolls or something.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
What go people worried about this was not because the children were having nightmares, but that all the nightmares were the same. They were all eaten alive by a ravenous "cookie" monster with a terminal case of the munchies.
― Moodles, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
lol, I clicked on the tumblr that had that entire anigif laid out on it, looked at the scroll bar and went "no fucking way"
― WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
Oh no you should totally look at the whole thing.
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
What? That is such a weird claim to make!
It's so weird that I can't help but think it's viral marketing for a horror movie (that I would totally see) or a companion piece to some bit of "weird twitter" morbidity.
― carl agatha, Monday, September 16, 2013 4:44 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
people make up "creepypasta" shit all the time, for no reason other than the thrill of the creep
― fresh (crüt), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/char_97771.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
Crepeypasta:
http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/ZUgt3Dc5MahLqq4hTVzY7w/l.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/TN65064lg.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
what is creepypasta?
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
4chan thing
― Mordy , Monday, 16 September 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
creepypasta - creepy version of copypasta - copypasta - stuff that gets copy & pasted everywhere - basically the stuff on this thread.
― emil.y, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
thank youi was not aware of that etymological development!
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Watchers
― Mordy , Monday, 16 September 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
thanks for the nightmaresyikes
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
http://townsendlab.berkeley.edu/sites/all/files/Benjamin%20On%20Language%20as%20Such.PDF
Sounds like this Benjamin fellow needs to meet my pal Ludwig...
"Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen."
You can understand it even if you can't speak German! :)
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link
Or... TDCRPS (too Deutsche, can't read, perhaps Scots) - "If ye cannae speak, ye'll ha'tae haud yer wheesht."
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
Oh and as far as the legality of cups distributing cuddles to criminals goes, the UK PM made a famous policy speech dubbed "Hug A Hoodie". http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/5166498.stm Went down a treat with the chattering classes.
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link
and this lad http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article215383.ece/BINARY/david-cameron-and-ryan-florence-pic-getty-523799167.jpg
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link
cups = cops. I hate spelling x-post
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link
I thought it was just what Brits called the police.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
Aye, it is...
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link
cupful of cuddles is the best smiths album
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p320x320/548994_10152613629158306_79697275_n.jpg
A wrinkly piece of paper.
― how's life, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
classic, these notes used to get circulated outside school every two or three years altho normally it was about evil pushers trying to get the kids hooked on Acid which is like mind-boggling
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
if parents only knew how much effort it takes to get cool drugs when youre a kid
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
what about the effort of printing out these internet things and then taking blurry pictures of them and then resaving them in lossy formats over and over again like so many people seem to have done... it's actually the funniest overall joke of all of these tbh
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
i need that letterhead so i can warn parents about the dangers of vitamin water.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
Benjamin Montgomery, MD
― fresh (crüt), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
This is happening all over the country.....:(..
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link
Weirdly, the new Tom Perrotta book of short stories which I just read opens with a story about a copy who keeps pulling this pizza delivery guy over in order to give him backrubs, etc
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link
Out of interest has there ever been a real case of people giving drugs disguised as sweets to schoolkids?
― cardamon, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link
why would people give drugs away drugs are valuable
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link
no shit, same with people hiding heroin in marijuana or something
dude smack costs $$
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link
Well yeah. But I dunno, people poison reservoirs or put glass in findus fishcakes for larks
Circa 98-2000 weren't there some strawberry flavoured strips laced with acid that you licked to get high? That was teenagers iirc and may only have happened on grange hill
― cardamon, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 02:04 (ten years ago) link
http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/6454/zammo.jpg
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 02:34 (ten years ago) link
I mind when I was wee bairn I lived in Berlin...early 80s maybe. And even there you got 'don't accept stickers from strangers' warnings? Were they auf deutsch? Who knows. Maybe just a pic of a magic roundabout sticker with VERBOTTEN stamped across it. It's an old and widespread urban myth anyway. Like razorblades is sweets - does anyone know how much a mach 3 refill costs theses days? It's not cheap
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 06:06 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 17, 2013 8:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
my mom fretted so much that someone would trick me into taking drugs. free drugs? i should have been so lucky!
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 06:27 (ten years ago) link
Acid's not addictive, in fact prolonged use over a short period = diminishing returns. it's also crazy cheap. what kind of criminal mastermind wd dish it out to kids for nothing? this is straight urban myth bullshit and i defy you to find one documented case.
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 07:42 (ten years ago) link
disregarding the fact that that's clearly not written by a real md, why does it say "please repost" at the end? do they expect parents to take it down and photocopy it or something?
― et rottent land hvor nisser bor (chilli), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 08:03 (ten years ago) link
Like s1ocki said, it looks like one of those stupid facebook posts that someone printed out...for some reason.My favourite part are the frowny faces.
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 08:19 (ten years ago) link
scariest advertisement picture i got on my facebook:
https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v2/y4/r/-PAXP-deijE.gif
― scott seward, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
oops...
i can't save the picture. it was scary though.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
It's the bits they don't show that are the scariest, Scott
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1175102_10201265504692121_1110942408_n.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
look at all these caucasian young women
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1000006_10200984227740975_2136705945_n.jpg
― dan m, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
god quick fav ok
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link