Spencer Chow FAP NYC 10/23-10/27?

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OK one more person posts asking for photos after being told VERY SPECIFIC DAYS WHEN PHOTOS WILL BE AVAILABLE is getting a swift kick in the ass.

Haha and the Being in love with a beautiful woman thread revealed that me and jess are secretly brother and sister!! ILX gets more confusing by the day.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

248. When are Ally's photos going up? I can't read and have no patience.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:07 (twenty years ago) link

Haha and the Being in love with a beautiful woman thread revealed that me and jess are secretly brother and sister!! ILX gets more confusing by the day

ILX is a George Lucas trilogy shockah.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:08 (twenty years ago) link

Matos, expect your swift kick in the ass to be arriving in 3-5 business days, via UPS.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:09 (twenty years ago) link

249. I'm so happy when people can read my mind.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

;>>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

250. You'll be happier when I post this smug ass photo of you holding a teddy bear.

251. The world will be happier when I post this photo of Sterling Clover breast feeding the teddy bear.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

252. At what point in the evening was I holding a teddy bear? I must have been drunker than I thought.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

253. I love the fact that no one is clearly remembering the teddy bear at all. It's a much better instrument of blackmail this way.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

254. oh, i remember it. i remember daddino and i had a conversation about what stuffed animals we own now, and how my dad thinks i'm a bit "fruity", because of it.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

Someone explain the numbering thing?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

I think they're making fun of the "this is the thread where I say" thread d00d.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

255. at least you and Daddino didn't breastfeed the thing. Unlike Sterling and Millar. Now that's fruity!! LOL!

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

256. Ally, could you please post the brunch details as soon as possible. Thanks.

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 27 October 2003 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

257. Brunch will be held in a dark alley behind a cornershop in the Financial District, this Friday night at 11:30pm. I know it's a weird time for brunch, but I'm wacky like that! Don't mind the lurking man in the shadow holding a baseball bat-like object.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

the lurking man with a baseball-bat looking object is Don Zimmer, and he thinks that all y'all are George Steinbrenner!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 27 October 2003 21:13 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, right, like anyone's going to believe that. You should've said Roger Clemens.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

well i wouldn't wanna fuck with an angry don zimmer. unless i was pedro martinez. but even pedro martinez didn't fuck with an angry baseball-bat wielding don zimmer.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 27 October 2003 21:18 (twenty years ago) link

btw, Tracer and Gareth were sorely missed.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 09:58 (twenty years ago) link

i think one of you gave me the plague. my throat has closed up and i have a fever of 100.5.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 12:25 (twenty years ago) link

i probably got it from making out with matos who got it from making out with andrew wk who go it from...???

KNOW YOUR PARTNERS PEOPLE.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 12:28 (twenty years ago) link

I am sick like dog too. I have my suspicions as to who the plague-bearer was...

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 12:59 (twenty years ago) link

It was the teddy bear, of course.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 14:07 (twenty years ago) link

never dance with a bear...see where it gets you?

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 14:08 (twenty years ago) link

Aargh how did I not hear about this FAP? ILX vacations do not pay!

Wait, was I there?

― Paul Eater (eater), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 15:29 (twenty years ago) link

I don't think so

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

pics imminent!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

Mine too!!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

hey don't we get vetting power or something?

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:05 (twenty years ago) link

Do you want to do an examination on somebody's kitty or something?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:07 (twenty years ago) link

Yours is ok tho, Mary.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:07 (twenty years ago) link

No it's just one of those things where they put up compromising photos and then everyone works very hard at currying favor with any moderators who happen to be paying attention. Ready, set, go!

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:09 (twenty years ago) link

haha I call MODERATOR ABUSE, u r a dick!!! In fairness felicity's pic is a bit more compromising than Mary's.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:11 (twenty years ago) link

What!? I don't remember that.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

You forgot when you lifted your shirt and rubbed the bear between your breasts? Don't worry, I'm sure that makes for a cute pic.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:16 (twenty years ago) link

heh. heh. heh.

No, seriously, it's only degrees of compromising--your picture is ok, felicity, but you look quite drunk in it, and Andy B. is making a lecherous face. Mary looks very sweet in her photo and not drunk at all, though I cannot say the same for "Two-Fister" Carey.

xpost Mary you are thinking of Sterling.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:17 (twenty years ago) link

Next time you should bring a monkey

http://dasmusic.info/site/room/dtm/nowcd/melody.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

And reenact my mom's fruity drink story? Nyet. I am going to bring one of those disagreeable rabbits though. And exfoliate him for everyone.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

Had I known I was to end up as some side character in a modern-day Hogarthian morality tableau I would have avoided this FAP. In the end, a FAP always breaks your heart. Doesn't matter how brave you are, or how reserved, or how much you've developed a sense of humor, you still end up with a stupid photo of a teddy bear between your breasts at the end of the night.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

You're overreacting, felicity. I mean, it's not always a bear!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

Your comic timing is superb.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

Just don't forget to tip the waitress, ok?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

Better between your breasts than to end up the bear's bitch:
http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/bryanfaoschwartz.jpg

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

Bryan just won.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry I kinda killed the thread here...
Where are the friggin' pics, eh?

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:26 (twenty years ago) link

there's friggin' too now? (gets coat)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:31 (twenty years ago) link

Are you getting your coat...to come to NYC? Come on man.

― Akllyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:31 (twenty years ago) link

!!!

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:42 (twenty years ago) link

It's Wednesday and I don't see pictures yet. I want to see what everyone was doing when I was looking in the other direction and/or talking to someone else.

― nabiscothing, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:20 (twenty years ago) link

YOU PEOPLE ARE IMPATIENT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!1

(though in fairness Spencer is one day late)

7pm EST is when I will have photos on this page right here. SET YOUR WATCHES ACCORDINGLY YOU STRANGE VOYEURISTIC FREAKS.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:23 (twenty years ago) link

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