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― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMHRq7yGdkA
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
our playground was kinda lame. the only fun was playing kickball or football. and the latter ended when someone broke his pinky on a football, so the teachers said we couldn't play anymore, except with an eraser (like one of those big tabby pink ones). then the teachers put an end to that, so one day I went outside and the kids were playing invisible football, where they were pretending to throw the ball, and people were saying whether they caught it or not.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
Silent lunch, a frozen moment when everyone hears what is on the end of every fork
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link
That's beautiful.
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
We had a "silent lunch" too, but it referred to the fact that we weren't supposed to talk about what happened during lunch.
― nickn, Saturday, 21 September 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link
We'd have a silent lunch where we'd begin eating sandwiches with little fanfare before going all out a week later with an announcement about the sandwiches and everything.
― pplains, Saturday, 21 September 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
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― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
* Don't get chopped up into tiny pieces
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
never move
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
grow some leavesget infested by bugs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
* let squirrels shit inside of you
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 September 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
* beware of images
― balls, Saturday, 21 September 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link
* make like a me and leave
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/8448/kbu7.jpg
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link
let squirrels shit inside of you
KUDOS
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 21 September 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link
I don't understand why when ed begley jr. makes a movie we call it "transylvania 6-5000"
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 22 September 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
Clive Barker just made a post:
What I cannot bear is "normality."
Oh Clive :(
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Sunday, 22 September 2013 03:53 (ten years ago) link
Sorry Clive, I thought of a new display name earlier, then I forgot it.
― What I cannot bear is "normality." (dowd), Sunday, 22 September 2013 04:09 (ten years ago) link
I have seen the new face of horror and it is dowd
― PRISON WARDEN CONSCIOUSNESS (4th Dimension) (Viceroy), Sunday, 22 September 2013 04:14 (ten years ago) link
mega icks at Neanderthal's one. Its sort of a brilliant troll in the all-round horribleness.
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Sunday, 22 September 2013 04:27 (ten years ago) link
yeah it's gross all around
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 September 2013 06:37 (ten years ago) link
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― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Sunday, 22 September 2013 12:09 (ten years ago) link
that one rules
― T.S.O.Liot (CharlieS), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
Bullshit fakeness, main lonely reasonsAnd fashion victims post their pixeled memes
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
this was clearly written by bob marleyhttp://chronicle.com/article/Who-Really-Said-That-/141559/
― special beet service (La Lechera), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link
ugh I thought the friend that posted that Feminist GIF I posted above as a joke, because he's normally a really intelligent guy, but it turns out he was serious. yeech. thankfully one of his friends called him out on it.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 September 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
Oh, I just saw a belter on a friend-of-a-friend's page:
"You only live once" is literally a false statement. You live everyday, you only die once.
― ailsa, Sunday, 22 September 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
like to imagine a factory of daft 20-somethings staying up until 3 in the morning trying to come up with these life-affirming platitudes.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 September 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
xpost um someone should tell them I'm pretty sure it's "You Only Live Twice", James Bond knows what's up
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 September 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
http://veryhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spartacus-starbucks.jpg
I cracked a smile. I'm sorry.
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 23 September 2013 08:40 (ten years ago) link
I tried that, it did not work.
Admittedly, I said my name is Mark.
― Mark G, Monday, 23 September 2013 08:44 (ten years ago) link
I don't know why, but it's funnier if no-one follows? Just one sad person yelling out their name to get their Starbucks order. Depends on your sense of humour, I guess.
― What I cannot bear is "normality." (dowd), Monday, 23 September 2013 09:00 (ten years ago) link
Ayaan Hirsi Ali got some awards from right wing think tanks while the other one got some bigot fired. It's a results business afaic so I vote the one on the right (of the macro)
― you will not expect her to say, “Yea, cause you are the bomb. (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 September 2013 09:23 (ten years ago) link
dunno if he was a bigot so much as a creepy manchild but i'm happy not to explore the distinction
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 September 2013 10:46 (ten years ago) link
Spartacus thing would have been a lot better if two centurions had burst through the door and dragged him off to the cuntatorium.
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 23 September 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link
wouldve been funnier if it actually happened
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
http://fakestarbucksnames.tumblr.com/
― carl agatha, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
^^ lagoon otm
Reminds me of those "Why I Got Kicked Out of Walmart" lists.
― pplains, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
i've heard that Spartacus story that really happened from half a dozen people over the last 6 months
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link
http://jokes.topstuff.net/joke/5X91lXxIslU
― carl agatha, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5pu1dqS.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
xp zing
― Neil S, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:12 (21 minutes ago) Permalink
Reminds me of that Mr Show bit "I had cereal for breakfast. You see, that's funny because it's not true. I had french toast for breakfast."
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Fy1TBSl.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 23 September 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
monsterattheendofthisbook.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 September 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link
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― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link
Profound.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 05:33 (ten years ago) link