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Ha - someone walked in while I was doing my business, & the other two stalls were occupado. They stopped, saw the TP, then TURNED AROUND AND LEFT. Dude, just grab some paper towels, pick it up, and chuck it in the trash! (Were there not an open stall, I'd've done that.)
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link
All I have to say, I have said before, so forgive me my repost:
An open letter to the disgusting fucker on my floor who never flushes the toilet after taking a crap:
Hi. Yeah you. You know who you are, you filthy little bitch (and I don't say that in a good way) - would it really be so much to ask that once you're finished evacuating your bowels that you flush the fucking toilet so the rest of us don't have to walk - always unsuspecting and sometimes with our mouths open - into the heinous stench you have so kindly left for us, wondering to ourselves 'DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCK DIED IN HERE TWO YEARS AGO, SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE, CAN'T BREATHE.... DYING....'????? It doesn't take much, really... You finish, you wipe (I assume you wipe.. oh god), you stand up, readjust your clothing, turn around, depress the handle put there SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT PURPOSE AND NO OTHER and flush. You can even lift your little leg up and step on it for all I care. Just do it. Of all the unpleasant things I have to deal with during the workday, this really takes the shit cake. You win the big turd prize. A-number one. You go girl. Just please, for fuck's sake, when you DO, FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET.
Thank you.
-- luna (luna_cee...), February 13th, 2004 9:14 AM.
PS: Please also wash your hands. The thought that you may not, and then you touch the same door handle I do, therefore transferring your shit particles onto my unsuspecting hand as I walk out the door gives me nightmares - and also forces me to re-wash my hands when I get back into the office, and for fuck's sake, lady, it's winter, they're getting chapped.
You gross bitch.
-- luna (luna_cee...), February 13th, 2004 9:16 AM.
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link
Yeah, luna, I'm always scared when I hear someone flush and then immediately hear their heels clicking their way out of the bathroom and the swinging door, but no faucet sounds. NOOO!!!
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link
For any men coming to the UK in the near future, you should know that you will be thought impolite if, when standing next to another man at urinals, you do not say "Hey, nice cock," and wink.
-- Martin SkidmoreAs I, alas, certainly won't reach them great British isles in this lifetime, or most probably evah, I therefore use the chance to try and decrease my impoliteness quotient, and all bad w&c-karma thereof, by instantly heading for the toilet where, once inside, standing next to the tp roll, I'll pronounce loud & clear - "Hey, nice cock, Martin!"
;)
*goeth & pisseth with profusion*
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link