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Does anybody really beat their children?

If we only had a board called i beat my children

deems wasn't saying music was bad in that thread, he was saying it was....fine, on its limited terms, but not all that, kind of overrated really, just passive aggressively needling the storied and controversial artform of music until it could finally supply the sunny and quirky california guitar pop that would satiate his every need

California Dreamin'

Its not an artform anymore neither, see beethoven, right, he was an artist, see your strausses, right, proper artists, they could pick up a washboard and play a symphony on it, none of yr woops and meat dresses and tits and twerking and samples and talking they call it rapping but its just talking i call it and tits and autotune autotune i ask you leonardo didnt have an autobrush did he and tits i ask you art my foot and tits

maybe you just wanted tits rather than music?

leonardo didn't have autotits

I don't know what you people have against Amanda Palmer. She's delightful! Also, I beat my kids.

time was great child beating was done with nothing but a washboard.

Leonardo could beat a child to death with one swipe of an eyelash

Great tits on him too

amanda palmer - autotits and a washboard (leonardo records - 2014)

that post is actually for this thread.

now you have your spanking machines, we've lost something, it's a different world now, what can anyone do?

Ppl dont use washboards now, they go over to pharrells studio and hes got a hotpoint does the lot wiith one button press, not even any blurred linens

Where have all the washboards gone?

Tried to domesticate ya, succeeded imo, in yr face pharrell in yr face with your autowash

and do the teen girl strut around the dressing room with visions of glamour and parties
that can only be so glamorous because 80% of the attendees have braces on their teeth

Miley cyrus couldnt even aim half a kick at a child eithout a record exec to show her what

imago is lj. i don't even know if i knew that. i remember that dude.

and you are?

how much weed do you smoke on average?

http://i.imgur.com/gY3c5xc.jpg

i don't see imago posts that often! i go to like the same three places on ilx every day. eagles thread, i love vinyl, uh, someplace else.

i miss gareth sometimes. that crazy inscrutable bastard.

are u blunted m8?

i love marijuana, is where u go

http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2012/01/26/marijuana-spongebob-smokingweed-pot.jpeg

see now he mentioned that horrible cardiacs band on ilm! that's how i would have known who it was. he was always going on about them.

for real: if you change your name on here? you are all new to me. i probably have no idea who you are.

im geir

melody

see?

i know who balls is. someone told me. i still don't know who james redd is but i think it was someone i used to know on here.

were you someone old too, wins?

NO

I am both new and young tyvm

welcome to your world of young ppl, seward

i am also officially old. everyone made that abundantly clear yesterday. i didn't even know!

hi scott

Just realised that despite having never seen Chicago I know all the words to all the songs. How does this happen?

okay who the hell are you?

hi gr8y

There is never a sensible answer to that question.

are you new or old?

tsrobodoM

rumbled

27) Mercedes E320 Estate

i'm still not sure who the two character guy is. i know phil is the four character guy but the two character guy...is it matos or ethan? for some reason i thought it might be one of them. or maybe i read that somewhere.

dayo

lol are you new

scott hon there have been lots of new, regular posters since 2005 who aren't music critics

you probably just ignore i love everything which, good for you