why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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always thought that Crosby Stills and Nash song didn't hold up well to its predecessor

Neanderthal, Sunday, 13 October 2013 00:00 (ten years ago) link

haha

Not quite.

Mother's boyfriend

nickn, Sunday, 13 October 2013 05:24 (ten years ago) link

i was talking more about the image itself, which is incredibly corny and somehow full of compression artifacts despite being so recent. it's horrible to read that though, hope i don't come off as insensitive :(

et rottent land hvor nisser bor (chilli), Sunday, 13 October 2013 09:12 (ten years ago) link

It's that pic not you, obv

Mark G, Sunday, 13 October 2013 10:04 (ten years ago) link

Let your children develop their own damn opinions (within a range 'invisibly' delimited by the unacknowledged ideology of everyday life – which is always already the context to this image, and to your life, and the lives of your children).

cardamon, Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:35 (ten years ago) link

where's the goddamn butterfly emerging from a chrysalis in that pic?

Aimless, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

Reference to this intentional?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJexHVklwKI

emil.y, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

Like Gore Vidal once said, "Once you break the ice with me, you'll find a lot of cold water."

pplains, Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link

nice

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 October 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link

http://www.viruscomix.com/monstrepancies.jpg

how's life, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link

http://www.viruscomix.com/page528.html

how's life, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link

Minor lol at the "fortunate" one.

nickn, Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link

I like the sexuality one tbh, seems fairly true to life

cardamon, Sunday, 13 October 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

all genders are monsters

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Sunday, 13 October 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link

hasn't worked out the Bob Marley technique yet

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 11:05 (ten years ago) link

(That's Banksy, btw)

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 11:08 (ten years ago) link

http://d2hjf9a2dz967u.cloudfront.net/posts/main_images/17/original/day8.jpg?1381439407" class="noborder">

- Banksy

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link

Yep, that one.

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link

Not actually from Facebook, but from this website which seems to be a goldmine for these things:

http://pmp-oneinamillion.blogspot.co.uk/

barrrrrrrrrrrrrrf

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

wow that dude is super fast at getting ready

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

change his ready time to 7:05 and try to make him cut himself shaving

deez so unusual (some dude), Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link

ain't no way a dude spends that little time on the can, and without reading material

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

girls dont poop btw

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 19 October 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link

kinda grossed out that neither of them bathe

Moodles, Saturday, 19 October 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

dude must have bathed between pooping and shaving, unless he just likes wearing the towel for ritual purposes

are we supposed to gather from this that women are less evolved than men

j., Saturday, 19 October 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

women dont have to be to work until 10, mans do work at 730

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 October 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link

milkman?

Mark G, Saturday, 19 October 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/1374122_10151985945300522_1029092397_n.jpg

All internet copy needs to be text printed out on a piece of paper, photographed and then posted.

pplains, Saturday, 19 October 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

i'm going to a surprise birthday party for a friend tonite

the way his wife chose to invite everyone (since she has more people's mobile numbers than email addresses) was to type out the invitation/instructions on a word processor, print it out, take a photo of the printout with her phone, then send that photo as a text message to everyone <3 <3

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 19 October 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

Where do they no longer say the pledge of allegiance? Every public school in Texas does this. Is it a west coast thing? How hard is it to disprove this? This one drives me up a wall! I'll shut up now.

Liquid Plejades, Saturday, 19 October 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link

"LET'S SEE HOW MANY AMERICANS DON'T CARE ABOUT OFFENDING SOMEONE!"

chimped the keeper (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 October 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link

Pretty rad to live in such a free country and yet have to pledge your allegiance. Really makes you think about freedom! Why there must be countries out there where people aren't pressured to show their undying devotion to the Law of the State and it just makes me sad that those people don't know that freedom.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 19 October 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link

China!

If you agree, like China. If you disagree, repost China!

Mark G, Saturday, 19 October 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

share China!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 October 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

I think we have a winner in the image degradation stakes, and now I come to think of it the intelligence degradation stakes too...

I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Sunday, 20 October 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link

Where do they no longer say the pledge of allegiance? Every public school in Texas does this. Is it a west coast thing?

They don't do it here in Wisconsin. When I was a kid (in the suburban Northeast) we said the pledge of allegiance every day and then sang a patriotic song (rotating between America the Beautiful, My Country Tis of Thee, and Battle Hymn of the Republic iirc.) So I don't actually think it's a made-up thing that there is less compulsory public expression of patriotism for schoolchildren then there was several decades ago.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 20 October 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link

i can see the author indignantly flicking his/her bangs as he/she wrote that last part

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 21 October 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link

fuck trees

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Monday, 21 October 2013 02:32 (ten years ago) link

If you could, you would be planting so many trees and you'd probably save the planet too.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 21 October 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link

forgot it's the lack of trees melting the ice caps

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Monday, 21 October 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link


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