I'm drunk!

subtlr whites

ExCtly

deems' 'drunk' posts remind me of when i was 15 and carelessly typed something offensive to a friend on msn and then attempted to mitigate by pretending to be drunk (artful misspellings and random punctuations etc) but it was all wrong and she saw right through it

I egrrt to report thst we have tgretefore seen nothong mpre thsn the superioritu of drunk ceems vs yr pseudo 24yr old self tbf

Ej or 15 tbf i neber had to drunktrpye 15 before tbf but then 1t yr old u bever had to frink with pubkic servant cathollucss

I hope it's at least 5 o'clock wherever you guys are at

Bhel no work funished at 5pn.ita 11 now and work dispensrd with i havw to start esrious drinking with tye lads

you could give dmac pure ethanol followed by severe head trauma and he'd still always type "tbf" correctly tbf

Tbf thats true

Egads.

Was thinking about this yesterday: I can probably count on one hand the times I've consumed alcohol during the day and/or before 5pm.

daytime drinking rules hexy, you should try it

Otm

i did it a few times when i worked at a game developer. all the cool kids do it.

that coolness feeling

can't speak for the cool kids but it works for us sots

have to practise that sotness

woooo

if i had worn a costume i would have gone as a stoner: army jacket, bell bottoms, zep shirt, bandana. there would have been an id badge of some sort in my pocket dea or vice so i would have actually been an undercover officer trying to infiltrate the scene. no one would know.

todays song: mary's prayer. can't parse it. is she dead or how does she access the light switches in heaven. sophistipop. POP! regrets are precious;only the unrealized can stay beautiful and aloft the reified falls to the ground.

I am all kindsa keyed-up about going to this party that ***** is at but I'm wisely keeping it to a drink every fifteen minutes (I misspelled that and my phone tried to put "fifteen injured")

four drinks an hr i think yr phone knows things. don't drive don't get into a fight keep the lid on, lukas. asterix sounds lovely i hope you connect have beautiful intentions keep cool report back.

i wish a beautiful thing for anyone. claim it and it's yours god knows you need it now.

things have been dark for too long.

yo slugbuggy i think ur too drunk

i too am drunk

there are moments so small it takes all yr resolve not to blink but they're enough and more beauty is not a subset of aesthetics beauty is beauty

the sky above won't fall down ∴ the sky above is abstract and unrealized ∴ the sky is beautiful ∴ you are surrounded by beauty, always

bug_slugger

buzza. don't change for you, don't change a thing, for me.

nb everytime a real ilxor says my name i become more real and more real. possibly that means i'm less beautiful but that' a beautiful thing too.

nb everytime i drink a real beer i become more drunk and more drunk.

Cara d sees through it all
So so many xps

rejected cara d threads

tbh i don't feel real and don't belive anything is beautiful. i can feel thoughts and emotions trying to reify into something concrete and usable but it's all half formed crumbles and the detrius is piling up and it's wearying carrying around all this untenable humanity. going through life a moron is no way to go.

addendum: instinct to life asserts itself; am going along for the ride it seems. prolly shouldnt drunk so much but what the wahey it gets to the point in a roundabout way. tonights girlfriend: Hennessy. hesus turned the water into wine but the french turned the wine into cognac. advantage:french people.

why the hell is basic maintenence so hard that should be reserved for the preternatural.

deep breaths and so on.

s'ok.

the necessary beauty in life is in giving yourself to it completely. only later will it clarify itself and become coherent. fuck it theres that thing again.

im a beautiful drunk; thats a start i guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwnAz1nDVDI

who the fuck am i to contact joey ramone, thats my position

contradict

not like hes gonna build me a backyard deck, not now anyway

wtf

HI

hi in lowercase

i wish i was cool w/ getting more drunk than this but a few weeks ago i fell asleep in my puke and i'm worried

80 proof tho

sockbuggy

i had two penicillins (cocktail with scotch, honey, ginger, lemon). feeling pretty good iirc.

$4 Four Roses Small Batch, fuck you bar