deems' 'drunk' posts remind me of when i was 15 and carelessly typed something offensive to a friend on msn and then attempted to mitigate by pretending to be drunk (artful misspellings and random punctuations etc) but it was all wrong and she saw right through it
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 18 October 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link
I egrrt to report thst we have tgretefore seen nothong mpre thsn the superioritu of drunk ceems vs yr pseudo 24yr old self tbf
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link
Ej or 15 tbf i neber had to drunktrpye 15 before tbf but then 1t yr old u bever had to frink with pubkic servant cathollucss
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link
I hope it's at least 5 o'clock wherever you guys are at
― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link
Bhel no work funished at 5pn.ita 11 now and work dispensrd with i havw to start esrious drinking with tye lads
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
you could give dmac pure ethanol followed by severe head trauma and he'd still always type "tbf" correctly tbf
― Nationwide Festival of Light Bondage (wins), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link
Tbf thats true
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link
Egads.
Was thinking about this yesterday: I can probably count on one hand the times I've consumed alcohol during the day and/or before 5pm.
― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
daytime drinking rules hexy, you should try it
― Nationwide Festival of Light Bondage (wins), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
Otm
― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link
i did it a few times when i worked at a game developer. all the cool kids do it.
that coolness feeling
― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link
can't speak for the cool kids but it works for us sots
― Nationwide Festival of Light Bondage (wins), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link
have to practise that sotness
― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link
woooo
― Mordy , Sunday, 27 October 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link
if i had worn a costume i would have gone as a stoner: army jacket, bell bottoms, zep shirt, bandana. there would have been an id badge of some sort in my pocket dea or vice so i would have actually been an undercover officer trying to infiltrate the scene. no one would know.
todays song: mary's prayer. can't parse it. is she dead or how does she access the light switches in heaven. sophistipop. POP! regrets are precious;only the unrealized can stay beautiful and aloft the reified falls to the ground.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
I am all kindsa keyed-up about going to this party that ***** is at but I'm wisely keeping it to a drink every fifteen minutes (I misspelled that and my phone tried to put "fifteen injured")
― eris bueller (lukas), Sunday, 27 October 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
four drinks an hr i think yr phone knows things. don't drive don't get into a fight keep the lid on, lukas. asterix sounds lovely i hope you connect have beautiful intentions keep cool report back.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link
i wish a beautiful thing for anyone. claim it and it's yours god knows you need it now.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 04:03 (ten years ago) link
things have been dark for too long.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link
yo slugbuggy i think ur too drunk
― Mordy , Sunday, 27 October 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link
i too am drunk
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 04:11 (ten years ago) link
there are moments so small it takes all yr resolve not to blink but they're enough and more beauty is not a subset of aesthetics beauty is beauty
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 04:39 (ten years ago) link
the sky above won't fall down ∴ the sky above is abstract and unrealized ∴ the sky is beautiful ∴ you are surrounded by beauty, always
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 05:46 (ten years ago) link
bug_slugger
― buzza, Sunday, 27 October 2013 06:12 (ten years ago) link
buzza. don't change for you, don't change a thing, for me.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 06:16 (ten years ago) link
nb everytime a real ilxor says my name i become more real and more real. possibly that means i'm less beautiful but that' a beautiful thing too.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 October 2013 06:18 (ten years ago) link
nb everytime i drink a real beer i become more drunk and more drunk.
― Mordy , Friday, 8 November 2013 05:38 (ten years ago) link
Cara d sees through it allSo so many xps
― sarahell, Friday, 8 November 2013 08:43 (ten years ago) link
rejected cara d threads
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 08:55 (ten years ago) link
tbh i don't feel real and don't belive anything is beautiful. i can feel thoughts and emotions trying to reify into something concrete and usable but it's all half formed crumbles and the detrius is piling up and it's wearying carrying around all this untenable humanity. going through life a moron is no way to go.
― slugbuggy, Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:26 (ten years ago) link
addendum: instinct to life asserts itself; am going along for the ride it seems. prolly shouldnt drunk so much but what the wahey it gets to the point in a roundabout way. tonights girlfriend: Hennessy. hesus turned the water into wine but the french turned the wine into cognac. advantage:french people.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 07:27 (ten years ago) link
why the hell is basic maintenence so hard that should be reserved for the preternatural.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 07:37 (ten years ago) link
deep breaths and so on.
s'ok.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 07:39 (ten years ago) link
the necessary beauty in life is in giving yourself to it completely. only later will it clarify itself and become coherent. fuck it theres that thing again.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 08:29 (ten years ago) link
im a beautiful drunk; thats a start i guess.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 08:32 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwnAz1nDVDI
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 08:45 (ten years ago) link
who the fuck am i to contact joey ramone, thats my position
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link
contradict
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 08:49 (ten years ago) link
not like hes gonna build me a backyard deck, not now anyway
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 08:50 (ten years ago) link
wtf
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 30 November 2013 09:05 (ten years ago) link
HI
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Sunday, 1 December 2013 06:20 (ten years ago) link
hi in lowercase
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Sunday, 1 December 2013 06:22 (ten years ago) link
i wish i was cool w/ getting more drunk than this but a few weeks ago i fell asleep in my puke and i'm worried
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Sunday, 1 December 2013 06:23 (ten years ago) link
80 proof tho
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Sunday, 1 December 2013 06:24 (ten years ago) link
sockbuggy
― buzza, Sunday, 1 December 2013 06:37 (ten years ago) link
i had two penicillins (cocktail with scotch, honey, ginger, lemon). feeling pretty good iirc.
― lime pickle (get bent), Sunday, 1 December 2013 07:03 (ten years ago) link
$4 Four Roses Small Batch, fuck you bar
― dan m, Sunday, 1 December 2013 07:43 (ten years ago) link
why isn't anyone herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Sunday, 1 December 2013 08:53 (ten years ago) link
I'm here, working my way through the lou reed/velvets poll results.
― softspool, Sunday, 1 December 2013 09:17 (ten years ago) link