New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

full screen is for people who miss DOS

oh god i just realised the mac pro looks exactly like a fleshlight

uhh, ok

Was kind of reminded of the top of this coffeemaker http://gizmodo.com/5839541/braun-aromaster-kf-20-a-coffee-maker-only-an-astronaut-could-have-truly-appreciated

xp i.. don't see it

It kind of looks like many cylindrical things, I guess.

yeah mac pro looks exactly like a fleshlight

wonder how much siracusa gets paid for these reviews. they must be bar far the most read articles on ars (which is a great site btw for anyone who doesn't read it any other time. booming science section, for example.)

also... get this... but the word "ipad..." sounds like... a thing a GIRL uses

*falls down giggling hysterically*

MY DICK IS HUGE THE "MISSUS" LOVES IT

also... get this... but the word "ipad..." sounds like... a thing a GIRL uses

*falls down giggling hysterically*

good work

wonder how much siracusa gets paid for these reviews. they must be bar far the most read articles on ars (which is a great site btw for anyone who doesn't read it any other time. booming science section, for example.)

― caek, Tuesday, October 22, 2013 6:28 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah i love ars, they never succumb to fanboy shit, always shoot straight

good work

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, October 22, 2013 6:47 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

says the guy who just made maxi-pad and fleshlight jokes

and shitting up the thread with trolling is better?

it's a bit better

gentlemen, think we can all agree that the new mac pro looks like a fleshlight.

PENIS

I HAVE IT

The new Mac Pro looks like Darth Vader, how are you guys spending so much time looking at fleshlights

i'm still updating shit. on mavericks and 7.0.3

"We may still be stuck with the practice of encoding file type information in the file name like a bunch of animals"

haha siracusa rules

gotta go buy that

http://hypercritical.co/2013/10/22/mavericks

siracusa reports more like a 25% boost in battery life with mavericks, so it's probably worth it for an extra 45 mins or so on an old machine

he's charging $5 for a review? bizarre

if you want the kindle or ibooks versions

which, i don't care, i'll pay

tbf i'm reading it now on Ars and wow it is mad comprehensive

IOS 7.0.3 is also here, and Reduce Motion now knocks out those zooming icons animations too.

could do with some serious editing tho

nearly identical, can't tell them apart
http://i.imgur.com/K642qBr.jpg

only one way to be sure which is which

...try editing 4K video on them!!!

one thing i definitely appreciate is the new multi-display handling

the fleshlight or the mac pro?

mh for that post did u google image search for 'fleshlight'?

today was the day I learned safesearch is sometimes best left on

mac pro still brings up lots of cosmetics.

next generation of mac pro after this one:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31nx68-N-JL.jpg

idk i still think it kind of looks like this

http://www.awdirect.com/product_images/zoom/shop-vac-10-gallon-industrial-wet-dry-vacuum-925-40-100.jpg

the fleshlight, i mean

not the mac pro

associative relations

So, with the exception of the physical size, is the iPad mini really just a little version of the iPad now? I guess we'll find out when people get possession of one, but it sounds like it has the same processors and even same resolution, despite being smaller

I might want one of these tiny wizards

it even has an m7 chip

I'm very conflicted, in the past I always had reasons for upgrading home computer stuff and right now I'm sitting on a three year-old mbp and not sure what I want in computing life

Running Mavericks now on my MacMini -- no immediate major change from what I can tell. But it works, always a good sign.

download is SOOOOO slow

mh i can confirm the ipad mini is definitely smaller than the regular or "air" one

it even has an m7 chip

Does it? It isn’t listed on: http://www.apple.com/mac-pro/specs/

Never mind. Misread. You’re talking about the iPad mini

yep

mh i can confirm the ipad mini is definitely smaller than the regular or "air" one

― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, October 23, 2013 12:20 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whoa settle down there john siracusa