why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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makes a change, "UK Cop Humour" usually belongs on the "Is This Racist?" thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVzmecHQ4TM (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 11:32 (ten years ago) link

This one's getting shared all over the place in my feed this morning.

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1375019_353453371467415_1449507854_n.jpg

Creeeping me out.

how's life, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link

had to stand about 10 feet back to see Marilyn tbf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVzmecHQ4TM (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link

Marilyns teeth combined with Albert's moustache just looks like scary skeleton teeth or something to me.

how's life, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link

took off my glasses to see a Marilyn Monroe-ish blob, with droopy Einstein eyes that made her look stoned.

Viceroy, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link

Try stepping back a ways.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

I couldn't see Marilyn, even stepping back.

So, I squinted and made my vision blurry.

Damn! Mazing.

Mark G, Thursday, 31 October 2013 09:23 (ten years ago) link

are there no rivers in australia

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

prob not

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

It's wild.

pplains, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link

spelled mississippi correctly

on the california I mean, not where it says 'mississppo'.

And to think that the average Australian can correctly distinguish between Kazahkstan and Kyrgizistan, and name all the principle rivers of Siberia. It is nothing short of flabbergasting.

Aimless, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link

the stans (excluding pak and afgan which are easy to find) go in alphabetical order clockwise so its really not that hard

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link

To be honest I was pretty vague about where most US states were before I did this thing:

http://online.seterra.net/en/ex/8

also kazahkstan is huge so like duh

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link

i dont fault the australian at all, i mean who cares, but it is interesting which states he got, also i like calling the upper mich peninsula road-kill wolf that shd be a new state

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

australian mostly otm about half of this

mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

the part where he doesn't remember whether australia has 6 or 7 states is great, though

mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

on first glance I read the name at the bottom of that 'Lucifer's testicles' one as 'Drew Daniel'.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

otoh, I could not even begin to identify the states of Mexico.

Aimless, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

i knew where oaxaca is

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

as an american, I don't know where anything outside of the country is but I'm more than willing to judge others on their lack of knowledge of geography of the united states

mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link

but jalisco? sonora? not so easy, eh?

Aimless, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

i know jalisco i been there

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

so im like 2 for however many states there are in mexico, also the yucatan is that a state

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

All right, Americans. Let's get to work.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/Mexico_State_Blank_Map.svg/1024px-Mexico_State_Blank_Map.svg.png

xp to Aimless, et al!

pplains, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

I think that long skinny one is Nova Scotia.

pplains, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

the thing thats unfair about foreigners knowing so much about america and america knowing nothing about them is america is the most famous country

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

only god can judge me

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

^^ this guy knows what I'm saying

mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link

theres some fun stuff on here for those who are predisposed to that sort of thing http://www.lizardpoint.com/geography

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link

weirds me out that quintana roo is in mexico, sounds australian

mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

cant believe i fucked up alabama and mississippi -- mississippi is easy! its ON THE MISSISSIPPI

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 October 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

the stans (excluding pak and afgan which are easy to find) go in alphabetical order clockwise so its really not that hard

― lag∞n, Thursday, October 31, 2013 11:27 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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forbz (Matt P), Thursday, 31 October 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link

pretty offended that autstralians are still using comic sans tbh

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 31 October 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JIOElAD.png

pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link

lolo

kel's vintage port (electricsound), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link

JFC Mexico has a lot of states. I don't even know how many I could name let alone label --

Yucatan
Q.R.
Oaxaca
Chiapas
Baja California
Sonora?
Jalisco?
I think there's a state called the equivalent of "Mexico State" or something, right? Like where the capital is located? That's about all I got right now.

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 November 2013 03:03 (ten years ago) link

yeesh, never even heard of a good third of these:
http://www.mexconnect.com/articles/3437-map-of-mexico-and-mexico-s-states

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 November 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link

Sinaloa is the bombest one they still play some old Aztec ball game there

Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 1 November 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link

lol @ doghead/cathead

would also guess 90% of australians really dont know how many states australia has because what IS a state and what is a territory and who the hell knows?

South Australia bothers me because

1.) There is already a "South" state, NSW.

2.) There is Western Australia and Northern Territory (which may or may not be a state.) Having "Southern" in its name could even opened itself to hella bunch of Southern Cross opportunities. But now, it's South Australia, kinda like South America but not really.

pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

South Dakota, South Carolina?

Northern Dakota, Northern Carolina?

pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

northern california, southern california, centralern california

lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

i can't explain why, but I'd say -ern is more of a broad area of a location while straight up North This or South That is a proper name.

So maybe it's West Australia that needs to get in line, but still.

pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link


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