who am i kidding id let them wear the mustache to bed if thats what they wanted
-- deej, Thursday, October 18, 2007 3:39 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- and what, Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:41 PM (Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:41 PM) Bookmark Link
haha, just came to post this.
― The Reverend, Monday, 5 November 2007 12:06 (sixteen years ago) link
haha right when i read that beanie sigel goes right into my ear, "eat dick like food"
-- J0rdan S., Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:46 AM (Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:46 AM) Bookmark Link
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 08:48 (sixteen years ago) link
PHWOAR shit yeah, that's blood, yo; the heberts have a long history of stuffing big things inside of things that are slightly larger, with delicious results!
-kenan.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Been going commando for something like 11 yrs straight!
-- ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, September 23, 2006 7:17 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― andi, Friday, 16 November 2007 11:49 (sixteen years ago) link
With sexy results, surely.
― The Reverend, Saturday, 17 November 2007 08:13 (sixteen years ago) link
What happens when dude's dick smells like roadkill.
-- nickalicious, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 5:26 PM
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 November 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link
And have sex with them!
-- kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:27 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
Bummer.
-- Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:28 (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Just got offed, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
oh yeah i meant i'd mortgage my mum to keep ILX going, bless its soul
-- DG, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:14 (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
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I'd pay.
-- Tuomas, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:16 (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
"She SCREAMED when I pulled it out. I made a swift exit."
― Ste, Thursday, 29 November 2007 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link
fuck, i would have fapped if geir was there.
-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:17 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― electricsound, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Fucking beat me to it
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:18 (sixteen years ago) link
that owl makes me kind of uncomfortable.
-- Surmounter, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:08 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
i had one hanging in my living room until i was 12.
-- The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:11 (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Just got offed, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link
speaking of the holocaust, you can't move for kebab shops in krakow.
-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 20 December 2007 10:36
― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 20 December 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link
i kinda prefer "ass sausages"
-- Just got offed, Monday, December 24, 2007 9:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i'll bet
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
-- electricsound, Thursday, November 29, 2007 6:18 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link
haaaaaaaa
― and what, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link
wow!! that's so cute. peeing!! the old film sounds PERFECT for the experience.
-- Surmounter, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 9:54 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe it's just the Iowa winter cold, but I've been fantasizing about this box all day.
-- Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 3 January 2008 09:14 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link
she was not a prostitute btw
-- J0rdan S., Thursday, January 3, 2008 8:15 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― The Reverend, Friday, 4 January 2008 04:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I guess I'll go with Andy Dick.
-- CaptainLorax, Monday, January 7, 2008 9:52 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link
It was revolting. It had me thinking and wondering if gay men ever eat their own cum and what this baboon was thinking.
-- Leon Snodgrass (Eleventy-Twelve), Sunday, May 1, 2005 10:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Don't make me reach for the folder entitled 'Fishpics'. Don't make me do it.
-- moley, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 15:42 (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Trayce, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Is there even a valid context for that baboon cum thing?
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 06:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm torn betwixt ravers and furries, mself.
-- Trayce, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 02:57 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 13:20 (sixteen years ago) link
you're thinking of "sideways" vaginas
-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, January 14, 2008 6:21 PM (Monday, January 14, 2008 6:21 PM) Bookmark Link
oh no!
-- gabbneb, Monday, January 14, 2008 6:22 PM (Monday, January 14, 2008 6:22 PM) Bookmark Link
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:26 (sixteen years ago) link
nice g-string, tombot
-- gershy, Thursday, January 17, 2008 8:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:06 (sixteen years ago) link
surely virtual date thread has some gems
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:11 (sixteen years ago) link
"I don't think"
-- Tuomas, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 4:31 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Someone tell me about Head. Any good or what?
-- NickB, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:33 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Mark G, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:37 (sixteen years ago) link
ha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:48 (sixteen years ago) link
...i like the person it's attached to... -- Vic, Sunday, July 14, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 3 February 2008 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I've had too much wine to have sexual intercourse.
-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, 7 February 2008 13:00 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Mark G, Thursday, 7 February 2008 15:08 (sixteen years ago) link
pipecock this is awesome
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 4:28 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 7 February 2008 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha where is the Geir from?
― The Reverend, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
a big hoos was not so big in 1987
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, February 7, 2008 3:29 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
-- The Reverend, Thursday, February 7, 2008 7:11 PM (1 hour ago)
"Use other words please."
― jim, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
if you want to call my barbed werebear-penis that, then sure! xpost
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, February 7, 2008 1:47 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 7 February 2008 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Q: Where do I stick it????
-- libcrypt, Saturday, February 9, 2008 1:56 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Sunday, 10 February 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link
deej bendin' over, so deej gettin' fucked
-- The Reverend, Friday, January 18, 2008 8:35 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 February 2008 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link
LOL
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm gonna go with "wacking off over the concept of a half-woman/half-skunk hybrid"
-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― max, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm loving the new Taint so far.
-- Dimension 5ive, Friday, February 15, 2008 6:41 PM (4 minutes ago)
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 16 February 2008 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Christ, I just spilt fish juice all over the carpet.
-- Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:32 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Jizz straight up.
-- Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:08 (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― electricsound, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:40 (sixteen years ago) link
pwned ;_;
― Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:40 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah I tried to dig mine out too. I wasn't shy with the sharp tweezers either but just couldn't get it. It did feel awesome when she finally got it out.
-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:41 (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I think you guys are just scared of my awesome openings
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 21 February 2008 06:49 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm sorry I missed this thread. I was doing it the old fashioned way with my friends. :(
-- Eric H., Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:59 PM (2 minutes ago)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 February 2008 05:01 (sixteen years ago) link
whose pussyhole needs filling?
-- Dr Morbius, Monday, February 25, 2008 1:14 PM (39 minutes ago)
― gff, Monday, 25 February 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
ok i see tombot's thing now! lol
-- latebloomer, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:21 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link