LOLZ in the Conference Room; I'd Like to EXCELSIOR some of that

also the guy who writes it died in 9/11

thanks for ruining the story arc

story arc that reminds me of the time noah told me a story on his arc

i just don't know what to believe any more

NOAH: What a pretty rainbow. So. Where exactly did you all put the unicorns?

[follow by 20 SECONDS of NOAH blinking.]

Would like to see how she behaves in full Tony Montana mode.

― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:38 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"say hello to my sizeable friends"

― i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok i'm going to bed before i fp myself

― i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Say hello to my little flan

― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:41 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok i'm going to bed before i fp myself

I completely misread this at first

― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

first you get the honey, then you get the flour

― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:43 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Richard Dawkins AMA, top comment from FistedYourSister. Jesus.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like any of these dudes are gonna throw a punch in their lives

― i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― lag∞n, Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Richard, no question here, just wanted you to know that your book God Delusion gave me the courage to stand up to my deeply religious parents and fist my sister. For that I’m forever thankful.

― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Casey Kasem: "Next up, Fisted Sister with 'We'e Not Gonna Take It'"

a friend of mine once hosted a halloween party, the only dress code was "no sexy cats"

alexa chung turned up as a sexy cat :(

― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 27, 2013 11:59 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wanted to post that somewhere I guess here is as good a place as any

the run-up of posts to it probably provide better context but I still think this is hilarious as a standalone

but what kind of a fucking rule is that anyway

Hard out here for sexy cats

but what kind of a fucking rule is that anyway

Born of a zillion parties where 15 girs showed up wearing cat ears and possibly a tail as their only costume.

What and no other clothes? I haven't been to one of those parties, let alone a zillion.

I was gonna say, lookit who just revealed his membership at The Playboy Club

i should wish for that kind of a problem in my life

too many sexy cat girls at my house party, this sucks

Surfeit of pussy eh

Sorry this got a bit LOLZ in the locker room

What and no other clothes?

Just 'sexy clothes' with those accessories. I never get dressed up for Halloween so I'm really not one to judge. I do kind of deplore the 'sexy' female costume default, especially if it's as lacking in imagination or commitment as 'sexy cat'.

no god bless sexy cats

i too require a strong commitment to 'sexy' female costumes

my wife and I met on Halloween, she was a sexy cat, god bless them all

Ha! Oddly enough, when my gf used to get dressed for Halloween at all, that's what she wore.

Grumpy cat has been more my experience tbh

that's what you get for not telling them they look sexy

I'm banning sexy cats,
Yeah!

I wanted to post that somewhere I guess here is as good a place as any

no sexy cats, no walter whites.

no walter whites.

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/10/palin-costume.jpg

lol doctor casino

i use to dress up like bridget riley until they started banning blurred lines

No irish, no blacks, no sexy cats

lol doctor casino

OTM

what is doctor casino's??

justin timberlake ref

ya!

sing it to the tune of 'cry me a river' and you'll see.

"Somebody to Shove" – 3:15 15
"Black Gold" – 3:57 5
"Without a Trace" – 3:33 1
[...]
"Runaway Train" – 4:26 1
Did not see this coming.

― a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Friday, November 29, 2013 7:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well what did you expect the thing is out of control

― j., Friday, November 29, 2013 7:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my mom makes the best birthday cakes, y'all stop talking shit abt my mom or i'll

― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, November 30, 2013 1:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Your mom bakes sheet cake

― 乒乓, Saturday, November 30, 2013 1:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

;_;

or you can choose not to work in a fucking office, live yr fucking life instead of acting like the gods colluded to trap you in some privileged dull existence where the depths of yr despair encompass cake and interacting w/ other ppl.

― balls, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:00 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

ur right... tomorrow i open my bakery

― r|t|c, Saturday, November 30, 2013 2:12 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Will they ban depictions of people being happy in the fifties? Will the family members still suffixed sans -e credited in Marvin Gaye's What's Goin' On liner-notes be expunged from history, their descendants annihilated? Can I still say cripe? It sounds like some kind of epithet?

― love mike love (ko komo) (schlump), Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Do I dare to eat a peach?

― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:36 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can you start a new column with this guy, it could be the RaggOtt report

― mh, Tuesday, December 3, 2013 1:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Never ever even SLIGHTLY joke about the possibility of us collaborating on anything.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, December 3, 2013 1:12 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

writing that down as a "maybe"

― mh, Tuesday, December 3, 2013 1:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whoa, irl just crept into my ilx

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, December 4, 2013 7:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ilx is well known for irl creeps

― bnw, Wednesday, December 4, 2013 7:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boom

someday shriebs is gonna be dying and ott won't have a car but he'll drive his lawnmower across the country to see shriebs and they'll sit out on the porch and crack open two beers and look out at the sunset while that one wrens album plays in the background

― My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, December 5, 2013 2:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink