LOLZ in the Conference Room; I'd Like to EXCELSIOR some of that

no god bless sexy cats

i too require a strong commitment to 'sexy' female costumes

my wife and I met on Halloween, she was a sexy cat, god bless them all

Ha! Oddly enough, when my gf used to get dressed for Halloween at all, that's what she wore.

Grumpy cat has been more my experience tbh

that's what you get for not telling them they look sexy

I'm banning sexy cats,
Yeah!

I wanted to post that somewhere I guess here is as good a place as any

no sexy cats, no walter whites.

no walter whites.

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/10/palin-costume.jpg

lol doctor casino

i use to dress up like bridget riley until they started banning blurred lines

No irish, no blacks, no sexy cats

lol doctor casino

OTM

what is doctor casino's??

justin timberlake ref

ya!

sing it to the tune of 'cry me a river' and you'll see.

"Somebody to Shove" – 3:15 15
"Black Gold" – 3:57 5
"Without a Trace" – 3:33 1
[...]
"Runaway Train" – 4:26 1
Did not see this coming.

― a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Friday, November 29, 2013 7:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well what did you expect the thing is out of control

― j., Friday, November 29, 2013 7:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my mom makes the best birthday cakes, y'all stop talking shit abt my mom or i'll

― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, November 30, 2013 1:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Your mom bakes sheet cake

― 乒乓, Saturday, November 30, 2013 1:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

;_;

or you can choose not to work in a fucking office, live yr fucking life instead of acting like the gods colluded to trap you in some privileged dull existence where the depths of yr despair encompass cake and interacting w/ other ppl.

― balls, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:00 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

ur right... tomorrow i open my bakery

― r|t|c, Saturday, November 30, 2013 2:12 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Will they ban depictions of people being happy in the fifties? Will the family members still suffixed sans -e credited in Marvin Gaye's What's Goin' On liner-notes be expunged from history, their descendants annihilated? Can I still say cripe? It sounds like some kind of epithet?

― love mike love (ko komo) (schlump), Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Do I dare to eat a peach?

― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:36 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can you start a new column with this guy, it could be the RaggOtt report

― mh, Tuesday, December 3, 2013 1:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Never ever even SLIGHTLY joke about the possibility of us collaborating on anything.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, December 3, 2013 1:12 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

writing that down as a "maybe"

― mh, Tuesday, December 3, 2013 1:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whoa, irl just crept into my ilx

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, December 4, 2013 7:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ilx is well known for irl creeps

― bnw, Wednesday, December 4, 2013 7:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boom

someday shriebs is gonna be dying and ott won't have a car but he'll drive his lawnmower across the country to see shriebs and they'll sit out on the porch and crack open two beers and look out at the sunset while that one wrens album plays in the background

― My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, December 5, 2013 2:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NYTimes headline: "Nelson Mandela, Peaceful Liberator, Dies"

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, December 5, 2013 5:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Peaceful liberator" might be one of the highest compliments anyone could hope for in life.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, December 5, 2013 5:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

RIP, guy who met the Spice Girls and did some other stuff as well I guess

― StanM, Thursday, December 5, 2013 5:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's beautiful uh xp

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, December 5, 2013 5:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

Someone post that Cord Jefferson article about middle class privledge and media jobs, I'm on my phone
― tuostprophets (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, December 7, 2013

with an IMPORTANT CLIENT
― socki (s1ocki), Saturday, December 7, 2013

http://intermezzo.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834ff890853ef00e554f9e31e8834-pi

http://i.imgur.com/4sNtszz.jpg

oh wait, I forgot to credit that. That is an excellent picture of a page of Pizza Today magazine taken by gr8080

Pie R squared

my friend points out label the radius as z, and let the depth of sauce be 'a' high and you get pi * z * z * a

"my friend"

friend in knead

I checked out the pizza today website. they have an article about the Macaulay Culkin velvet underground pizza cover band.

When did the boomers start codifying this nostalgia cult? The 70s or 80s, I guess?

― arctic mindbath (President of the People's Republic of Antarctica), Monday, December 9, 2013 10:55 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you would know the answer to that if you were there

― wk, Monday, December 9, 2013 10:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I checked out the pizza today website. they have an article about the Macaulay Culkin velvet underground pizza cover band.

― polyphonic, Monday, December 9, 2013 5:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and everything comes full Pi(r^2)

tau radians

This is freaking even me out, and I'm waterface

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Monday, December 9, 2013 12:07 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but yr no Tuomas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFujxTVbTzY

ttj

oic

np

In 4th grade I agonized about news stories on world hunger. It felt as though there was very little I could do besides pray earnestly. Then, one day on the trampoline, I had a terrible idea: we could make food for starving nations by repurposing a resource everyone threw away. I told my friends we were going to help the hungry by all of us saving our fingernail clippings to be ground into "fingernail flour," which would be shipped overseas. Naturally, they were disgusted and refused to go along. As years went by, I realized more and more reasons why this idea was terrible beyond it simply revolting everyone I shared it with.

― even the beatles had a coinstar machine in their living room (Crabbits), Tuesday, December 10, 2013

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