why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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J.P. Morgan CEO definitely sounds like a made up name to me

Mordy , Monday, 2 December 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link

by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.

Make yourself to become rich like me, JP Morgan CEO for real.

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 2 December 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link

*typing*

Mrs Pretty: I am a pretty woman
J.P. Morgan CEO: I am the CEO of J.P. Morgan

nailed it

sleepingbag, Monday, 2 December 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link

high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?)

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 December 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link

west of New York City (Garden State)?

chinavision!, Monday, 2 December 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link

YOu're gonna go far,
that is really what I think,

oh and by the way, which one's J.P.?

pplains, Monday, 2 December 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link

"A philosophical reply"

My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Monday, 2 December 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link

J.P Morgan bro's negging game is tight

J.P. Morgan CEO (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 December 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfmxuCEbBPc

everything, Monday, 2 December 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link

bananaman begins aping my shit

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 December 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link

I have read your post with great interest

J.P. Morgan CEO (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 December 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link

similar questions like yours

New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 December 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

this is killing me

deX! (DJP), Monday, 2 December 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link

rich bachelors spend friday night alone

mookieproof, Monday, 2 December 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link

they go to multiple bars but they're all at the same restaurant and the same gym

deX! (DJP), Monday, 2 December 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

The Gym Restaurant bar

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 December 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link

y'all laugh now but wait til i name my firstborn JP Morgan CEO Lyon, just see what happens you gold diggers

my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link

I must admit, he really showed that gold digger!

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 04:07 (ten years ago) link

She's like 'tl:dr, but hey if yr a CEO we shd hang out'

New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 06:43 (ten years ago) link

THEN WHO WAS CLOWN?

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 11:47 (ten years ago) link

the authorities

how's life, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 11:55 (ten years ago) link

omg someone broke in and left a lifesize clown statue. strngeworld indeed

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

ffs it's meant to be an angel statue outside the bedroom window. Kids these days have no respect for tradition.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link

If you're confused about the ending...

The police arrive and apprehend the "clown," who turns out to be a midget. A midget clown! I guess he was some homeless person dressed as a clown, who somehow got into the house and had been living there for several weeks.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/horrors/a/clown_statue.htm

jmm, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link

The other guy in Paul Walker's car and the CEO of JP Morgan were delivering clown statues one day somewhere in California...

pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

by rich couple somewhere in California

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

They can't be that rich if they don't even have a clown statue.

jmm, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

man I knew some rich people in california who did have a clown statue. it was distubing.

chinavision!, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link

Because you kept hitting your big toe on it?

pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link

Because they always denied owning it

New York City Garden(?) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

Haha, "what clown statue?"

pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

and oh yeah, reference to op.

pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

two (big) things

hurr hurr

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link

niche audience breast reduction macro

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

angels cd've fixed all those typos if they're that skill

Noodzilla (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link

angels do boob jobs only. They're not copy editors fer christ's sake!

Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

blah blah blah blah why don't you just MARRY the angels if they're so great

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

OK, someone needs to make more of these trolly list challenges:

http://www.listchallenges.com/75-essential-obscure-and-influential-bands?ref=share

Darin, Friday, 6 December 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link

looool

kel's vintage port (electricsound), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link

hahaha awesome

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

why is that shit always so funny

pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link

like this kills me every time too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9CE8AJn-UI

pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link

I remember unSKAppable - great band

乒乓, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link


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