LOLZ in the Conference Room; I'd Like to EXCELSIOR some of that

the lol police, they live inside of my thread

Exactly how much clowning do we need to do

booked time at the tattoo parlor to get this on my forearm as soon as I read it

http://rlv.zcache.com/cop_omg_wtf_lol_post_card-rcc529163a5d646ceb7f9ce4b31ff67af_vgbaq_8byvr_324.jpg

"lol i totally tazed that dude"

you can also get that on a long sleeve tshirt and an apron fyi

"i thought he had a gun :)"

send in the clownings

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/funny-cop-riot-police-fuck-flowers-happiness-pics.jpg

justcopthings

i just assume that someone slipped human food onto a pizza or something and that is why imago is so upset

"these aren't raisins, these are black olives, FUCK FUNNY FOREVER"

everyone knows excelsior is generally horrible, we all just click through habitually based on some imagined past glory, much like ilx as a whole time to die

I've seen things... you people wouldn't believe. Mod Reqs on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Suggest Bans glittering in the darkness off the Tannhauser Gate. All these moments will be lost like POLLs in the SNA... Time to logout.

Speaking of tired ILX memes

its def time for this meme to die

Don't let the sound of your own voice asking "could you suck my balls?" drive you crazy.

massive x-p, but I've been reading the Eagles thread.

Eagles thread should replace excelsior imo

we shd all be eagles of the 'net soaring over it all

Well, yeah.

Are there any states that fund film critics

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:21 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thumbsupistan

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:23 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/thumbsuposama.gif

casino with the boom

Films in which a major character performs a substantial medical procedure on his/herself.

Human nature being what it is, I think you can either (a) feel morally justified in being angry and aggressive towards Irritant X on Twitter or (b) expect Irritant X to engage in a debate with you and perhaps concede your point, but I don't think you can do both.

― Deafening silence (DL), Friday, January 10, 2014 3:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know Irritant X sounds like a Nation of Islam follower who signed to Profile in 1989.

― Deafening silence (DL), Friday, January 10, 2014 3:54 AM Bookmark

hahaha

lol

supreme mathlolmatics

:)

so much 5 percent luv in my life this week!

lol

OK so this is the first time I hear "Flagpole Sitta." So this is how "A Horse with No Name" was translated for the Fastball era.

― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, January 10, 2014 4:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no idea how you can go the last 15 years without hearing that song, or what that comparison means

― some dude, Friday, January 10, 2014 4:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Didn't listen to modern rock radio in '99 or watch the shows in which the song appeared, and the song has an impressive lift from that America song.

― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, January 10, 2014 4:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hear the plants and rocks and things
I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring

― Doctor Casino, Friday, January 10, 2014 5:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee goddamn you

― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, January 10, 2014 5:52 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think this comes down to intent; if you're just talking to someone, it's nothing, but if you have an ulterior motive, that would count as hitting on

― calstars, Sunday, 19 January 2014 20:52 (Yesterday)

Like am I hitting on this person or just talking to them?

― calstars, Sunday, 19 January 2014 20:54 (Yesterday)

in jurisprudence that concept is termed men's rea

― j., Sunday, 19 January 2014 21:07 (Yesterday)

Oh that was good!

holy lol

lol I remember straining to come up with a good mens rea joke in law school, and j just cracked the code like nothing

I think there was a strip club in Lansing that was called Men's Rea for a moment

Yup, here it is

http://www.wilx.com/home/headlines/102901319.html?device=tablet

Men's Urea

wilxor.com

i like to think burial has a lovely face under that hood

― nathey, Monday, January 20, 2014 8:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's probably Beyonce's.

― MarkoP, Monday, January 20, 2014 8:57 AM Bookmark

Gap Band "You dropped the bomb on me"

I was Djing in Berlin at a small party and played this song and it cleared the dancefloor. I asked the other guy I was DJing with what the deal was, I mean, come on, this song kicks so much ass it's ridiculous. He said that "we do no know this song in Germany; the Gap Band music did not come here". I mean, huh? I was shocked. They danced to Justin Timberlake, they danced to Le Tigre, they danced to The Ramones. But not this song . . . weird.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), 11. tammikuuta 2005 7:45 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dresden dude

― j blount (papa la bas), 11. tammikuuta 2005 7:47 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dang

Grantland is a boutique media outlet. It's artisanal. Like Wing Street to ESPN's Pizza Hut

― 龜, Wednesday, January 1, 2014 5:55 PM

I wonder if Jarrett winces and writhes around when he's typing.

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 18:12 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Complex's take on it seems reasonable:

As a stand-alone work of art, the chair becomes a satire on art history. As a piece of furniture, it means something entirely different—something much more offensive.
It's difficult to say whether she's using it as furniture or whether it was just a terribly misguided prop in a photo shoot.

Aside from this incident, she's more adept as an art-world player than a lot of people would expect her to be, i think.

― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 8:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so it was ok until someone sat on it? 8)

― koogs, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 8:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's the sitting that gets people angry, that's why it's called sat ire

― tench and pike, scaup and snipe (NickB), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 8:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:O

Nice

terrible

Everyone's a critic

oh man

forks jumped out of his chair when he read that