Spielberg & Kushner's Munich '72 / Israeli vengeance film

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visual interesting despite not having much of cinematic signature

I didn't think so... early State of the Union cocktails? ;)

Eric, I knew you had it in you.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

btw, I love TK's 'heavyhandedness' -- like Groucho plus Arthur Miller.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Matt Zoller Seitz, sharp on the sex/slaughter and third-act "breakdown":


http://mattzollerseitz.blogspot.com/2006/02/stain-on-mind_113955479003282498.html

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
In case the Munich dissenters think I've been too tough on them here, this is the first time a columnist has quoted an Eff Yew email of mine. And he even changed my correct spelling of "plebeian."

http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/wireditems/2006/03/seriouslyfuck_y.php


Really, get a load of that guy. "Ooooh, I TOOK DOWN Munich!" That's pathetic even for a showbiz blogger.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG, that was you? I read Wells all the time, just so I can picture myself punching his smug face. His kid is borderline illiterate, for a teenager, too.

phil d. (Phil D.), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

He's not a complete moron, but really digs all that Lifetime Movie of the Week-type shit. Where the characters have "arcs."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

god, what a douchebag! already predicting oscar nominations for next year! another hack who prefers hype to movies. yes someone please punch him.

gear (gear), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, he's a 'journalist' whose grist is what industry people think will win awards. A regular I.F. Stone.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

i've been quoted in his column before too!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, cursing him out, or just your reviews?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...
Now available in single- and limited double-disc editions.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Yesterday was a pretty awesome street date between this, the disaster trio and Late Spring.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I was about to revive this. Rescreening it last night, I must say it's far better – ambivalent, ruminative – than I thought. The overdiscussed (ok, by me) sex scene seems less offensive now – if I forget the Sunny Delight-commercial sweat with which Eric Bana is drenched. The use of the little girl for suspense still rankles.

Lots of subtlties. The last exchange b/w Bana and Londsdale when the former is leaving the country house: ("You could be my son. But you're not") and its agonzing payoff later, when Papa seems to sell Avner and his gang out.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

or some would sub The New World (tho no extended version yet)for Shake, Bake, and Glug.

Welcome to the converts' tent, Alfred! Today's Village Voice digs in its heels: "a paragon of moral and political incoherence."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

or some would sub The New World (tho no extended version yet)for Shake, Bake, and Glug.

They wouldn't be me, tho.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

The New World awaits at home. Let's see how the Spirit of Revisionism moves me this time.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Nope.

Good attention to detail recreating 70s urban Europe I guess. That's about it. Or if making The Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion look like the instruction pamphlet included with Candy Land is your thing, I guess it was pretty good at that too.

Filth. Good to know that human beings are all basically savages though, I hadn't ever thought about that before.

Spielberg's not got a tenth of the cynical chops of his idol. And yes I mean ...Capra.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Saturday, 3 June 2006 04:24 (eighteen years ago) link

(We watched the extremely cheap and short Good Night, and Good Luck before settling in for 2h45m of Eric Bana in slow motion and way to totally show up the dude who made Jaws, Danny Ocean)

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Saturday, 3 June 2006 04:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Eh, they're both better than pretty good of course.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 5 June 2006 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

(Plus the dude who made Jaws wasn't very talented then.)

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 5 June 2006 03:39 (eighteen years ago) link

best of capra >> duel >>>> jaws >>>>>>>>>>>>> [blah blah insert other spielberg movies here] >>>> worst of capra >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> worst of spielberg

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 5 June 2006 05:14 (eighteen years ago) link

There are actually several things about Munich that are technically admirable. But there are so many hack moments of unbelievable badness, and the plot + characters feel so throwaway (this film would make a great videogame) that by the end the score falls resoundingly in the negative, for me.

John Williams's score came from an old DAT he found in his basement and then shipped USPS Media Mail. Didn't even bother with the bubble envelope.

Trying to one-up DePalma & Peckinpah (after quoting them endlessly throughout the movie; I'm amazed none of the PLOers got hung from a chopper) by delving into pornographic snuff probably not the best idea our Stevie's ever had.

The Godfather schtick was cute but also just as pointless as 85% of the other things that happen in this movie.

The final scene with the fucking and the machineguns and the slow-motion sweat droplets is one of the worst things I've seen on film in a very long time in terms of painfully, painfully hackneyed nonsense, and I've sat through at least 30 minutes of Bulletproof Monk on cable.

One last thing and I'm out: I amused myself endlessly this weekend imagining Owen Wilson cast in Daniel Craig's inexplicable part, and saying "The only blood I care about is Jewish blood!" in his easygoing texan accent.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 5 June 2006 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link


not goin' near this.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 June 2006 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link


ie, probably greater than I previously guessed.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 June 2006 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

The Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion look like the instruction pamphlet included with Candy Land is your thing, I guess it was pretty good at that too.

?!

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 5 June 2006 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I kinda felt bad that I hated it because I was really hoping we could agree on something.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 5 June 2006 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I amused myself endlessly this weekend imagining Owen Wilson cast in Daniel Craig's inexplicable part, and saying "The only blood I care about is Jewish blood!" in his easygoing texan accent.

Lately I just imagine Ian McKellen playing every part:

"The only blood I care about is mutant – er, JEWISH – blood!"

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 5 June 2006 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link


Don't fuck with the mutants.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 June 2006 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Alfred is OTM right there, and also (mostly) OTM in his initial posts to this thread. That doesn't much surprise me though.

Daniel Craig is absolutely terrible in this movie, btw, why is he in it? Wasn't there anyone else? Like actual Israelis maybe? Or hell, Ian McKellen or Owen Wilson, I don't care. Made me very much not look forward to the Bond film, though I never really do.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 5 June 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, Alfred, do you mind if I ask you to go into more detail on what you changed your mind about?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 5 June 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

About to move this to the top of my netflix queue at the behest of guy I am dating who says it's brilliant. Would it be okay for me to dump him if I hate it?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 June 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, yeah, why not? I've probably dumped ppl over far lesser crimes.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 5 June 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

He's totally a conservative who thinks he's a liberal just because he isn't a psychotic Bible-thumper. Really maybe a mercy killing would be the best thing for everyone.

But yeah, what's the consensus? Gets better on second viewing? Not subtle, but not an unholy sin against the art of filmmaking? Everyone I talk to blows trumpets about how Spielberg "humanizes the terrorists" and my reaction is kind of, "yeah, three-dimensional characters, WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT."

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 June 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

- i don't like the pacing of the film over the last thirty minutes
- i don't like the touches spielberg throws in here and there that he probably thought would look cool but stand out because they're illogical
- i don't like that cross-cutting at the end between the sex and the killings

i still like it, though! it's pretty tense and extremely well-made. i like daniel craig (i'm guessing it's possible that a south african jewish chap would throw his allegiance in with the israelis?)

and again the last shot of the film is nice.

gear (gear), Monday, 5 June 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, calling it an unholy sin against the art of filmmaking or filth or anything like that is a pretty gross overstatement, I mean it's not a bad movie. Despite Daniel Craig, and whatever the hell accent Geoffrey Rush was doing.

The discussion well upthread about how the film is overlong and had seemingly 5 potential endings up thru the actual ending is pretty OTM, and the ending sex scene basically ruined the movie for me (I understand the "message" but I also wanna just quote s1ocki upthread: O RLY, Steven? RLY?). And everyone who claims the score to this is "subtle" is either a deaf person OR has such, such low expectations from John Williams at this point that anything seems subtle (the music in the sex scene finale, which hasn't been mentioned up to this point as far as I can tell, is absolutely the worst thing about it).

Eric Bana is surprisingly good in it, and his accent is excellent. The story itself is compelling. It has more in common with a couple of Baader-Meinhof inspired German films than it does with a lot of films referenced throughout this thread, and I guess ultimately I'd rather watch Bruno Ganz than Eric Bana. Overall kind of middling IMO, the last third of the film has a completely different pacing than the rest of it (a change for the worse), and some of the flaws become frustrating because you can see the point being made, but the execution kind of made me want to scream, "Yes, yes, we get it, v. clever, here's a pony ride."

It is, FWIW, much better than SPR or Amistad.

xpost possible but if that's what that accent is supposed to be he's going a bit Patsy Kensit isn't he.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 5 June 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Seriously though, can our government stop worrying about gay marriage and birth control and start passing constitutional bans on John Williams?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 5 June 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

GOYUM NOT LIKING MUNICH SHOCKAH

chaki (chaki), Monday, 5 June 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow, that's actually offensive and not what I said at all ("It's not a bad movie"). Where's Morbius to call me a whore now? I have no idea why I bother at all anymore, I'll leave the boys club. Fucking cunt.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 5 June 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link

someone please explain to me why gambit wasn't in this movie?

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 June 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

(JK)

chaki (chaki), Monday, 5 June 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, and Madrox is supposed to be a GOOD GUY. Duh.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Monday, 5 June 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you guys notice a little bike go across the moon? that was Spielbergs nod to the upcoming ET.

chaki (chaki), Monday, 5 June 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

i couldn't figure out why eric bana lost his powers at the end of the movie... was that supposed to be permanent or just until he agreed to go back to israel?

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 June 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, Alfred, do you mind if I ask you to go into more detail on what you changed your mind about?

The last third didn't seem rushed anymore. Since we'd followed these men for close to two hours (and several years) it made dramatic sense to see Bana, et al dessicated and embittered. This is signalled in the horrifying murder of the female assassin. Not that shes didn't have it coming, but the coldness with which Bana shoots her suggests that he's becoming the inhuman killer that Golda Meir claimed the Munich abductors were.

The sex scene still blows, but so few films are perfect I've learned to accept a fair amount of ridiculousness.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 5 June 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

that "gun under the umbrella" bit when they're stalking that chap down the city street still bothers me for reasons that border on pedantic.

gear (gear), Monday, 5 June 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link

t/s: munich vs an american tail

chaki (chaki), Monday, 5 June 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Ridiculousness is usually all I aceept in movies.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 5 June 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Just like typos are all I accept in most opinions.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 5 June 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm guessing it's possible that a south african jewish chap would throw his allegiance in with the israelis?

Like this guy?
http://www.jewishxpress.com/issue28/images/abba.jpg

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 00:15 (eighteen years ago) link

One last thing and I'm out: I amused myself endlessly this weekend imagining Owen Wilson cast in Daniel Craig's inexplicable part, and saying "The only blood I care about is Jewish blood!" in his easygoing texan accent.

I'm never going to get this out of my head.

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link


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