LOLZ in the Conference Room; I'd Like to EXCELSIOR some of that

you sure are feeling froggy dayo. this smells of an AIM dare

go slower with it

more like pulled out of his chair, amirite.

see that's better

NickB for presidetn

christ, this is parquet courts?

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 12:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are You There, God? This is Parquet Courts

― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 12:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

umm...with regard to dogecoins...HEY LOOK OVER THERE!

― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, January 23, 2014 7:43 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you have to throw the stick

― lag∞n, Thursday, January 23, 2014 7:46 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

always thought of Oasis as an amped-up, dumbed-down shoegaze band tbh

― John Fitzgerald Chicken (imago), Friday, January 24, 2014 2:56 PM (19 minutes ago)

that may be one of the most offensive things I've ever read on ILM

― SHAUN (DJP), Friday, January 24, 2014 2:57 PM (18 minutes ago)

lol, of all the people to side against that statement

u know what tho if that's one of the most offensive things djp has read on ilm

btw i just discovered via wikipedia that whitney houstons mom sings back up on mother and child reunion!

― lag∞n, Monday, January 27, 2014 8:21 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she wrote the song too. simon never credited her though. "I don't give a fucking shit" he said when she complained

― second set all dead boys covers (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, January 27, 2014 10:26 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

First thread ive read in months that has felt like ilx

everyone knows straw men hate nerd shit

― my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Tuesday, January 28, 2014 5:44 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do nerd men hate straw shit?

― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, January 28, 2014 5:45 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shit men hate nerd straw

― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, January 28, 2014 5:46 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The straw that broke the shit nerd's back...

straw men in the conference room
yeah, i'd like to suck on some of that

that's it i've had enough i'm quitting ilx

NOOOOOOOOOO!

horse: yeah I'd like to munch on some of that!
*goes to the conference room, sees it's the rhetorical straw men*
horse: NEEEEEEEIGHHHHH!!!

jesus, hurting.

Gentlemen, you can't be unfunny in here, this is the EXCELSIOR thread

tbf lost my shit at this whole exchange

Mordy otm

xp - your shit is probably still in the conference room with the straw men and the horse

http://s1.evcdn.com/images/edpborder500/I0-001/014/696/004-3.jpeg_/horribly-funny-04.jpeg

Dying @ Hurting

"What in the fuck is in front of Boehner

― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries),

Barack Obama

― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, January 28, 2014 6:48 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

From the US SOTU address

ROFL

Sofia Vergara and Sharon Stone want to experience a threesome but don't know how to get it together so they call Woody Allen and he brings them John Turturro.

I'm not shocked this was written and directed by John Turturro.

― da croupier, Wednesday, January 29, 2014 11:22 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the main thing is that i hope yeezus doesn't sweep

― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, January 30, 2014 12:21 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cos that would be like yeezus swept

― keiji cretins (NickB), Thursday, January 30, 2014 12:21 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

+

Bravo

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/photos/emot-golfclap.gif

Winnnnnnnner.

http://www.colourbox.com/preview/2640825-489733-wine-collection-cheers-clink-glasses-with-wine-isolated-on-white-background.jpg

this has been an excellent run of puns.

Thread has convinced me to take out my stopwatch for the next time a metal album places

― 龜, Wednesday, January 29, 2014 10:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the infamous occasion upon which j0rdan unveiled two albums 9 minutes apart and then waited 11 minutes to post the next one will heretofore be known as 9/11

― some dude, Wednesday, January 29, 2014 8:02 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

never forget

― ^ enlightening post (sarahell), Wednesday, January 29, 2014 8:03 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark

i really feel like that exchange deserves having the original post that gives it context re-posted as well, which is funnier than anything any of us could say about it:

in fact, do read if you hate me (imago) wrote this on thread ILM's Top 77 Albums of 2013 on board I Love Music on Jan 28, 2014

J0rdan imma call you out on your shit here: Gorguts got 9 minutes before the next album was posted, Carcass 11. As poll chief d'ya think you could perhaps at least strive to hide your contempt a little?

lol wow

never forget

a 9/11 of the mind

end callout culture

let's get back to puns

xp that's about the best thing about haim. imagine they would have been another boygroup, jesus.

― it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Thursday, January 30, 2014 10:56 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry to return to this, but there are a lot of all-male groups that resemble haim, you should explore the canon!

I mean I just

I think you'd breathe easier

If you were given the haim-like man oeuvre

― wins, Thursday, January 30, 2014 11:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haim sandwiches in the conference room

wins that is shameless, bravo!

alex in manhattan gets the haimlich maneuver

amazing

unhaimlich!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so pretty

that was great