― nickn (nickn), Monday, 14 July 2003 04:32 (twenty years ago) link
I'm all about making mincemeat outta punks, but I'm basically a regular guy.
I have shit myself! It sucks!
― Mr. Mincemeat, Monday, 14 July 2003 04:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr. Mincemeat, Monday, 14 July 2003 04:37 (twenty years ago) link
well mofo you never fronted for ours. remember the junkyard?
― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 14 July 2003 04:41 (twenty years ago) link
That's because outside ILX no one in their right mind would ever admit that it happened to them. Especially to a woman. I mean, could you imagine?!
But then, I know a girl who dumped her then-boyfriend because he came back after a lengthy night on the piss and shat himself. In bed.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 July 2003 07:44 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 July 2003 07:44 (twenty years ago) link
― dave q, Monday, 14 July 2003 09:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 14 July 2003 09:31 (twenty years ago) link
― dave q, Monday, 14 July 2003 09:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 14 July 2003 09:37 (twenty years ago) link
but a few 4th of julys ago a few friends and i watched the fireworks in boston, ate ice cream, and wandered around to find the car. one of them (i'll call him bob) announced he needed to use the bathroom, so we spend a while finding out that all the public toilets were closed for the night. so we got in the car and started to drive towards the countryside, where we were staying. suddenly, bob pulls over next to a park that's one of those small triangle greens between traffic directions. he got out of the car and shouted. 'drive!' to me, who had to scramble over the seats to get to the drivers' seat. people were honking at us the whole time, of course. my other friend and i pulled away just in time to see bob pull down his pants and sit down on a garbage bin in the park. we met him outside a pancake house nearby, where he'd gone to clean up. luckily he has a great sense of humor, because it was awful, but the other friend and i couldn't keep a straight face (especially when other friend offered him a 'wet ones' moist towelette)
bob has since decided that he is at least a little lactose intolerant, and we make sure to hang out near ice cream parlors to use their bathroom...
so, yeah. even though it's pretty gross, poop stories can make me laugh like crazy.
― colette (a2lette), Monday, 14 July 2003 09:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew L (Andrew L), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:33 (twenty years ago) link
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― stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:39 (twenty years ago) link
Who is that P dude? jeez!
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:41 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:54 (twenty years ago) link
A story from a friend who'd been in the Air Force:
When I was stationed at Columbus AFB, MS there was a real arrogant asshole instructor pilot.
One day he was flying a cross country trip and had to go. But a T-38 is a tiny 2 seater jet fighter trainer = no toilet. Too bad. Had to go. So he did. Now, he was sitting in it. Mmmmmm.
But guess what? Part of the training for that flight was aerobatic maneuvers. Pulling g's resulted in the diarrhea, that had up until now just been pooled around his butt, now being pulled throughout his flight suit - including up his neck and into his helmet.And people wonder if there's a God....
― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:04 (twenty years ago) link
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:05 (twenty years ago) link
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― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 July 2003 14:24 (twenty years ago) link
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― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:25 (twenty years ago) link
Ok I am not eating anymore. Thanx Dan!
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:27 (twenty years ago) link
― toraneko (toraneko), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:58 (twenty years ago) link
I believe U!!
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 16:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Dada, Monday, 14 July 2003 16:08 (twenty years ago) link
oh and recently at a club i heard and unfortunately smelt what can only be described as an attack of dysantry followed by a prolapse going on in a cubicle - i nearly fainted it was that bad
― james (james), Monday, 21 July 2003 10:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:02 (twenty years ago) link
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― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link
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― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link
(Thankfully this was in 1998 and 24hrs later bits of the site were flooded with faeces anyway, so I doubt anyone noticed).
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
while i am not a sports person i am charmed by the image of quarterbacks licking their fingers during a game. i presume this is to make for a stickier grip? or just because quarterback fingers are delicious?? the quarterback mouth germs must be astonishing. entire new forms or life could be brewing in there. tiny mutant football players spilling out of their mouths. perhaps that is where rugby players come from.
― sourselves (cat), Friday, 23 September 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link
Is this the most successful thread I've ever started here, or is it the "unavailable sodas you've known and loved" one? I hope it's the latter.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 23 September 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link
Well, you should look at quality, not quantity. That said, this is your most successful thread
― Vinnie, Saturday, 24 September 2022 05:53 (one year ago) link