LOLZ in the Conference Room; I'd Like to EXCELSIOR some of that

Sofia Vergara and Sharon Stone want to experience a threesome but don't know how to get it together so they call Woody Allen and he brings them John Turturro.

I'm not shocked this was written and directed by John Turturro.

― da croupier, Wednesday, January 29, 2014 11:22 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the main thing is that i hope yeezus doesn't sweep

― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, January 30, 2014 12:21 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cos that would be like yeezus swept

― keiji cretins (NickB), Thursday, January 30, 2014 12:21 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

+

Bravo

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/photos/emot-golfclap.gif

Winnnnnnnner.

http://www.colourbox.com/preview/2640825-489733-wine-collection-cheers-clink-glasses-with-wine-isolated-on-white-background.jpg

this has been an excellent run of puns.

Thread has convinced me to take out my stopwatch for the next time a metal album places

― 龜, Wednesday, January 29, 2014 10:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the infamous occasion upon which j0rdan unveiled two albums 9 minutes apart and then waited 11 minutes to post the next one will heretofore be known as 9/11

― some dude, Wednesday, January 29, 2014 8:02 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

never forget

― ^ enlightening post (sarahell), Wednesday, January 29, 2014 8:03 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark

i really feel like that exchange deserves having the original post that gives it context re-posted as well, which is funnier than anything any of us could say about it:

in fact, do read if you hate me (imago) wrote this on thread ILM's Top 77 Albums of 2013 on board I Love Music on Jan 28, 2014

J0rdan imma call you out on your shit here: Gorguts got 9 minutes before the next album was posted, Carcass 11. As poll chief d'ya think you could perhaps at least strive to hide your contempt a little?

lol wow

never forget

a 9/11 of the mind

end callout culture

let's get back to puns

xp that's about the best thing about haim. imagine they would have been another boygroup, jesus.

― it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Thursday, January 30, 2014 10:56 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry to return to this, but there are a lot of all-male groups that resemble haim, you should explore the canon!

I mean I just

I think you'd breathe easier

If you were given the haim-like man oeuvre

― wins, Thursday, January 30, 2014 11:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haim sandwiches in the conference room

wins that is shameless, bravo!

alex in manhattan gets the haimlich maneuver

amazing

unhaimlich!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so pretty

that was great

eh 50 mins shy of snappy and it bites an earlier effort but thanks

so considerate

wins tryin to be keep a level head in postgame interview after ridiculous dunk

be

I am still amazed at that pun

Good morning buglers with that pun

Just missing a groan from Oliver

kim dotcom i love you

― goole, Thursday, January 30, 2014 11:29 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but you're bringing me downloads

― the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, January 30, 2014 1:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clearly I need to go to wins' pun boot camp and get fit

well played there

I came across this golden oldie while reading up in the New Mexico thread:

The national forest west of town (NB: Las Vegas, NM) has some decent hiking and scenery, and in town there was a pretty good breakfast spot (think it was Charlie's Cafe. BUT I needed to pick up contact solution or something, and the route my GPS gave me took me through a residential area...drove past this methed out looking guy who maniacally screamed I'M GONNNNNNNA KILLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUU. Then got to the Walgreens and had to fend of foul-smelling psychotic old man who wanted...something. I think it was flabbity gleebity slocumton.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, May 1, 2010

They usually keep that next to the cotton balls.

― Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Saturday, May 1, 2010

how many years before ronan farrow and tavi gevinson meet and give birth to zuul

― da croupier, Wednesday, October 16, 2013 5:04 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ronan farrow is hella gay so they'd probably have to adopt zuul

artificial insemination is a thing, even for zuul

http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120329171641/ghostbusters/images/9/99/Zuulterrordog.png

doesn't resemble either of them

let's fact check this joke some more, that always makes anything funnier

does fact checking jokes make them funnier tho, not so sure

did you hear the one about the fact checker

he checked his coat

Speaking of fact checking that joke I'm surprised nobody's called out that I should have said Gozer instead of Zuul.

I was too distracted by the inconsequentiality to notice.

kneel before zuul! ha ha right

my good friend from high school is wrapping up his five year prison sentence this month for collusion. He was also fined $8MM.

― Pale Smiley Face (dandydonweiner), Monday, February 3, 2014 4:22 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

where will he get the millimeters

― hang son doong (am0n)

http://www.dvdmg.com/8mm.jpg

I haven't seen this yet but according to the New Yorker, Jonah hill got into character by prank calling best buys for hours

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, February 1, 2014 8:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the adam sandler school of acting, jonahs a trailblazer

― johnny crunch, Sunday, February 2, 2014 2:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wouldn't adam sandler be the trailblazer in that scenario

― socki (s1ocki), Sunday, February 2, 2014 2:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's how pacino prepared for glengarry glen ross iirc

― balls, Sunday, February 2, 2014 2:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink