LOLZ in the Conference Room; I'd Like to EXCELSIOR some of that

ronan farrow is hella gay so they'd probably have to adopt zuul

artificial insemination is a thing, even for zuul

http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120329171641/ghostbusters/images/9/99/Zuulterrordog.png

doesn't resemble either of them

let's fact check this joke some more, that always makes anything funnier

does fact checking jokes make them funnier tho, not so sure

did you hear the one about the fact checker

he checked his coat

Speaking of fact checking that joke I'm surprised nobody's called out that I should have said Gozer instead of Zuul.

I was too distracted by the inconsequentiality to notice.

kneel before zuul! ha ha right

my good friend from high school is wrapping up his five year prison sentence this month for collusion. He was also fined $8MM.

― Pale Smiley Face (dandydonweiner), Monday, February 3, 2014 4:22 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

where will he get the millimeters

― hang son doong (am0n)

http://www.dvdmg.com/8mm.jpg

I haven't seen this yet but according to the New Yorker, Jonah hill got into character by prank calling best buys for hours

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, February 1, 2014 8:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the adam sandler school of acting, jonahs a trailblazer

― johnny crunch, Sunday, February 2, 2014 2:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wouldn't adam sandler be the trailblazer in that scenario

― socki (s1ocki), Sunday, February 2, 2014 2:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's how pacino prepared for glengarry glen ross iirc

― balls, Sunday, February 2, 2014 2:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wouldn't adam sandler be the trailblazer in that scenario

― socki (s1ocki), Sunday, February 2, 2014 2:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reposting this one cos hardlol

from politics thread, re: Christie

Sure. Anyone vindictive enough to approve of the lane-closing scheme in the first place will certainly be shameless enough to brazenly outface the people who point out his lies and manipulations. Nothing's going to pry the truth from him or get him to resign power, except perhaps a painful arm-twisting from a source he accepts is more powerful than he is.

― Aimless, Monday, 3 February 2014 19:17 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't see Springsteen doing that

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 February 2014 19:18 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey i think we shd give the benefit of the doubt to this mysterious stranger who has exactly the same interests and writing style as Herman

― regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Sunday, February 2, 2014 12:27 AM (2 days ago)

entire deafheaven thread is vintage ILM

agree

whos herman

algerian pollkeeper

a little pagoda penis?

damn.

Anyone have a quick reputable link to a story with which I can refute my reporter friend's contention that Allen can't be a pedophile because (a) Farrow is the only accuser (b) pedophiles have patterns of behavior?

― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 4:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes, it really is so bad, you dense and hateful drama queen.

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 9:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'd like to stab a couple of you fuckers through the heart

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2014 12:19 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― da croupier, Tuesday, February 4, 2014 4:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

will try that, thanks!

― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 4:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why is woody allen never also accused of compulsive child-collecting, he has adopted four to mia's nine and also acquired and quarantined one of hers.

― estela, Tuesday, February 4, 2014 10:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thats going to be a super fucking dark episode of "Hoarders" when they get around to it

― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Wednesday, February 5, 2014 12:10 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"You wanna be a black metal fan? You can't just go buy any album...it's scientific. You gotta buy this...Filosofem...it's the departure point. Listen to it every night around dusk for a month."

― so so defheaven (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 11:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"But listen...there's a burden that every real black metal fan's gotta live with, that's the fact that Mayhem, the greatest black metal band of all time, is never gonna play again. You can't live in the past, man"

― so so defheaven (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 11:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Here, take this....it's a Hellhammer cassette, one of the last in existence. I want you to steal a car, get it in and drive west. Play the tape full blast, when the tape ends, get out and get into a fight."

― so so defheaven (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 11:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Hahaha awesome

hahaha

http://ca.rockworldeast.com/dimage/zoom/8520.jpg

Guy was wearing this at the grocery store today

― francisF, Tuesday, February 4, 2014 8:28 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why was he at the grocery store?

― The Wisdom of Gafflers (JoeStork), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 8:30 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dumb but lol

He was at the grocery store, not the pussy store

― mh, Tuesday, February 4, 2014 7:51 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also I'm having a pretty hard day. I had just bought this big ice cream cone and, just as I was about to have some, it fell off the cone and onto the ground before I could lick, balls then asked that question, so I was pretty ornery in my response. I'm sorry

― 龜, Wednesday, February 5, 2014 10:28 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post has the most important comma of all time

― scott c-word (some dude)

omg

amaaaaazing

ILXor: Noooooooo!

almost every line in the 1st verse of eminem's monster contains a rhyme that can be subbed out for HOOSteen

― wins, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:36 (53 minutes ago) Permalink

I wanted the fame, but not the cover of HOOSteen
Oh well, guess beggars can't be HOOSteen
Wanted to receive attention for my HOOSteen
Wanted to be left alone in public excHOOSteen
For wanting my cake, and eat it too, and wanting it both ways
Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated when I HOOSteen
But it was confHOOSteen, cause all I wanted to HOOSteen
The HOOSteen of HOOSteen
AbHOOSteen, used it as a tool when HOOSteen
Hit the lottery, HOOSteen
But with what I gave up to get it was bittersweet
It was like winning a HOOSteen
Ironic cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink
I'm beginning to HOOSteen
One sheep, HOOSteen
Going coo-coo and kooky as HOOSteen
But I'm actually weirder than you think

― wins, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:37 (51 minutes ago) Permalink

One sheep, HOOSteen

so they're actually filming people in the shower? or terrible at making things up? or both?

― silverfish, Thursday, February 6, 2014 6:17 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in my country, shower takes you

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 6, 2014 6:18 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No one was trying to "solve" Miley Cyrus, right?

oh yes they were

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, February 6, 2014 9:36 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you got a problem yo I'll solve it

― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, February 6, 2014 9:37 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

check out my minstrel show while white media absolves it

― flopson, Thursday, February 6, 2014 9:38 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Also I'm having a pretty hard day. I had just bought this big ice cream cone and, just as I was about to have some, it fell off the cone and onto the ground before I could lick, balls then asked that question, so I was pretty ornery in my response. I'm sorry

― 龜, Wednesday, February 5, 2014 10:28 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post has the most important comma of all time

― scott c-word (some dude), Wednesday, February 5, 2014 9:36 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also I'm having a pretty hard day. I had just bought this big ice cream cone and, just as I was about to have some, it fell off the cone and onto the ground before I could lick, balls then asked that question, so I was pretty ornery in my response. I'm sorry

― 龜, Wednesday, February 5, 2014 10:28 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post has the most important comma of all time

―scott c-word (some dude)

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, February 5, 2014 3:37 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

by day ten, sarahell notices an itchiness on her neck. scratching, she's confused when the skin seems to be flaking off, as if it's covering some sort of ridge. pulling lightly at first, and then more urgently, her skin separates and comes off as a sheet, not so much as a snake molting its skin as a costume mask being removed. her sarahell likeness on the table, she looks in the mirror to see... kanye

― mh, Friday, February 7, 2014 9:10 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In 7th grade (1998 or so?) we heard that song "Saddam A-Go-Go" by Gwar. It had horns so I was like "it's death ska." My friend Adam went quiet, got seriously mad at me, and eventually barked "it's like you're making fun of ska!" We're not friends these days.

― T.S.O.Liot (CharlieS), Sunday, February 9, 2014 6:24 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Best art imo is random shit people do with appropriation on youtube. Like the pizza slowed down 800%. Artists did stuff w video back in the 80's (& 70's?) but the democratization of methods of production and distribution makes it much more interesting to me than if you went and saw it isolated in a gallery.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 10 February 2014 05:35 (9 hours ago) Permalink

also movies, people dancing at clubs & parties, drawing (esp comics), clothes wearing

― CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Monday, 10 February 2014 05:45 (9 hours ago) Permalink

, the sinuous, rippling muscles of a cheetah in pursuit of an impala,

― flopson, Monday, 10 February 2014 05:51 (9 hours ago) Permalink

the first sip of a can of coca-cola on a hot day,

― flopson, Monday, 10 February 2014 05:52 (9 hours ago) Permalink

ha ha
& otm

i an safely sit on a toilet seat because the governmetn said so and also tom hanks had aids

― Sébastien, Tuesday, January 14, 2014 10:31 PM

bitcoin thread:

sm one shd make beaniecoin

― lag∞n, Monday, February 10, 2014 4:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We have a box of fake Beanie Babies in our basement that we brought over from China back in the late 90s

We thought they'd appreciate in value

― 龜, Monday, February 10, 2014 4:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

makin beaniecoin like heinz

― selfie bans make dwight the yorke (darraghmac), Monday, February 10, 2014 4:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when i withdraw $80 from the bank after seeing my friend andy do the same, that's imitating. when i withdraw $80 from the bank even though i didn't have $80 in my account, that's stealing. when i spend that $80 on a jake holmes LP at a thrift shop, that's cratedigging. when i import that LP into pro tools and make a new song out of it, that's either sampling, remixing, postmodern or lame, depending on which plug-ins i use.

― fact checking cuz, Monday, February 10, 2014 5:00 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clearly some people ITT who haven't yet combined the sublime pleasures of a Mahler adagio and the irresistible urge to shit

― joe perry has been dead for years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, February 11, 2014 9:17 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink