Like, I think most of em are like that
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:00 (ten years ago) link
gah, why am I pedantically arguing against the Onion
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:01 (ten years ago) link
tbf I've had a lot of professors who have been tenured for decades and are still workaholic publishing machines
― Dan I., Tuesday, February 4, 2014 11:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but that was exactly what the article suggested was the case! was there some subtext i missed?
― eric banana (s.clover), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:15 (ten years ago) link
:P
― Dan I., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 06:12 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/russian-officials-promise-low-death-toll-for-olymp,35201/
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 7 February 2014 16:59 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/reallife-nancy-drew-traces-source-of-her-hpv,35297/
― goole, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 23:01 (ten years ago) link
I like this because I know guys who shoot games and it's funny because it's true.http://www.theonion.com/articles/nfl-camera-operators-prepare-for-challenging-year,35274/
― Virginia, Plain and Tall (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-stating-current-year-still-leading-argument,35288/
― nickn, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 23:22 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-fucking-dammit-youre-a-stupid-fucking-moron-wh,35305/
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 19:18 (ten years ago) link
^^^ close to the bone
― ljubljana, Thursday, 20 February 2014 01:41 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/german-leaders-quietly-confident-they-could-pull-o,35345/
“get [a second Holocaust] going”
― cristalnacht (lukas), Friday, 21 February 2014 21:55 (ten years ago) link
where to now the onion?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 February 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link
― cristalnacht (lukas), Friday, February 21, 2014 4:55 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Mordy , Friday, 21 February 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link
ouch, you're right
― ugh (lukas), Friday, 21 February 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link
the combination i guess
― ugh (lukas), Friday, 21 February 2014 22:07 (ten years ago) link
Reverend Al Sharpton Takes Time Off From Holy Duties To Make TV Appearance
― real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 18:36 (ten years ago) link
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, February 19, 2014 7:18 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ljubljana, Thursday, February 20, 2014 1:41 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol yeah that felt a little too familiar over here
― imago bantz and the deems context (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:29 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGonCxJrcs0
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link
THEN SHE ATE IT LIKE BUGS BUNNY
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/political-cartoonists-wife-finds-disturbing-nude-d,35402/
― goole, Saturday, 1 March 2014 00:24 (ten years ago) link
omfg iwo jima
― balls, Saturday, 1 March 2014 05:42 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PbHo205M_U&list=PL4NL9i-Fu15iZLbSfrxZCpZfKchWr9Vna&feature=c4-overview-vl
"Robocop, a futuristic sci-fi thriller about a cyborg policeman, and, a remake of the classic 1924 film, 'The Robotic Police Officer'"
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, 1 March 2014 05:51 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/new-marijuana-study-says-everyone-knows-youre-high,35386/
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cam-girl-has-ash-on-forehead,35448/
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 22:20 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-only-20-minutes-until-introverted-man-gets,35507/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default&recirc=technology
little too close to home, this one
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link
otm
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link
there are no jokes, only truths
― rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link
Obama Spends Afternoon In Garage Restoring Classic Drone
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 14 March 2014 18:09 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mischievous-koch-brothers-trick-beautiful-woman-in,35581/
― coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link
Apparently the fake Fred Phelps obituary, like the best Onion articles, fooled all kinds of idiots, including the Vice Mayor of Maricopa County, AZ who completely tripped over his own dick.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 28 March 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link
haaaaaaa
― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 28 March 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link
wow that story got really good
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 31 March 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link
After mentioning he has “many, many” gay and lesbian friends, Farrell states he read the article with no prior knowledge of Phelps or The Onion. “If you read the article, it mentions nothing about him being anti military, which by the way, I support our troops 100 % and thank God every morning for the ones that put their lives and their families on the line for America,” Farrell writes. “All the article mentions is how this guy fought against Gay rights on a biblical platform that God set before us.”
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 31 March 2014 16:52 (ten years ago) link
Do you think people at the Onion have a potluck lunch to celebrate these wins?
― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 31 March 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-58-of-worlds-japanese-speakers-white-23year,35690/
― 龜, Thursday, 3 April 2014 06:06 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/12-xtreme-slides-just-for-teens,35709/
w00t!
― Evan, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9OpUjuQ.jpg
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 19:08 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/exit-from-apartment-delayed-20-seconds-to-avoid-pl,35765/
― 龜, Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:58 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/tour-becoming-oneonone-between-guide-and-man-who-k,35759/
― Mordy , Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, that was pretty OTM, been on that tour mannnny times.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:06 (ten years ago) link
So otm
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 April 2014 03:06 (ten years ago) link
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
― silverfish, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:04 (ten years ago) link
This one is too good, almost not funny
http://www.theonion.com/video/george-w-bush-debuts-new-paintings-of-dogs-friends,35799/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 18:40 (ten years ago) link
oh my god
― goole, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link
dead. fucking. on.
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:29 (ten years ago) link
onion at its best
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/its-been-a-while-since-someone-wrote-a-hit-song-ab,35784/
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link
best piece of music writing ever
George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere
http://www.theonion.com/video/george-w-bush-debuts-new-paintings-of-dogs-friends,35799/
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 17 April 2014 10:27 (ten years ago) link
Posted just above! It's a great one, though.
― Evan, Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:46 (ten years ago) link