I'm drunk!

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He was nice, I hope he didn't do a murder or anything

Internet Alas (wins), Saturday, 15 February 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

I'm a complete square when it comes to driving, I hardly ever speed and generally obey the laws of traffic. Every time I see a person breaking the law with their car, like speeding, passing where you aren't suppose to, driving recklessly so on, I think, where are the police, and I see people do crazy shit on the highway. The other week, I sort of rolled through a stop sign that was turning from a country road on to a highway and I saw the highway patrol car parked up the road. It didn't even occur to me to come to a total stop, I had a clear view of each incoming lane of the highway long before the stop sign. Anyway, he pulled me over and actually gave me a ticket for failing to stop. I commit one crime and get caught, no matter what it is.

JacobSanders, Saturday, 15 February 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link

xp maybe he meant crimes like "caring too much"

the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 15 February 2014 21:28 (ten years ago) link

i run red lights all the time when it's late and it seems like nobody is around. it's a bad habit, but i am addicted to the thrill of it.

james franco, Saturday, 15 February 2014 21:36 (ten years ago) link

drunk! Listening to Ella F. So good when you're in that state between buzzed and wrecked.. I declare an end to winter, as of now.

brownie, Sunday, 16 February 2014 00:27 (ten years ago) link

Lightly tipped, ms driving me home, could get usef to this

politically autocorrect (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 February 2014 00:47 (ten years ago) link

where is the one with boy_slayer?

dylannn, Thursday, 20 February 2014 08:12 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

heya all

Mordy , Friday, 28 March 2014 02:57 (ten years ago) link

what you drinkin

markers, Friday, 28 March 2014 02:57 (ten years ago) link

beers from a variety of san diego breweries

Mordy , Friday, 28 March 2014 02:58 (ten years ago) link

ballast point?

POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 28 March 2014 03:53 (ten years ago) link

not yet! hopefully this weekend. so far i've been to: green flash, alesmith, societe, new england brewery, pizza port & rough draft

Mordy , Friday, 28 March 2014 03:56 (ten years ago) link

I've had green flash! pretty good!

POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 28 March 2014 03:59 (ten years ago) link

yeah! that's palette wrecker is as advertised. also had their serrano chili double stout. SPICY@!

Mordy , Friday, 28 March 2014 04:03 (ten years ago) link

you are braver than I. I had a chili based beer at a local place, and I've sworn off anything like that.

POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 28 March 2014 04:12 (ten years ago) link

i dramk too much toonight uh oh

Mordy , Monday, 7 April 2014 04:51 (ten years ago) link

whoops!

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 7 April 2014 05:19 (ten years ago) link

Do ILXors still chat online?

#TweetFromAnUnknownWoman (j.lu), Sunday, 13 April 2014 04:51 (ten years ago) link

5 cans of shitty Tecate and a rum and pineapple what do I win

CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Sunday, 13 April 2014 05:01 (ten years ago) link

A porcelain throne (to which I will soon resort).

--J.Lu

P.S.--I wish Tecate was better.

#TweetFromAnUnknownWoman (j.lu), Sunday, 13 April 2014 05:03 (ten years ago) link

a martini with tito's vodka: http://titosvodka.com/

the pursuit of ha'pennies (get bent), Sunday, 13 April 2014 07:23 (ten years ago) link

three peacemakers, all it took.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 13 April 2014 08:27 (ten years ago) link

BALONEY

Karl Malone, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:11 (ten years ago) link

When is the Leonard Cohen poll

I will voet

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link

hey everybodys rhodedendrons

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link

i am your bush for the evening rhodedendrons

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link

Not sure I follow u

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link

i am the bush of light of the rhodedendrons

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:38 (ten years ago) link

Have you been drinking

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

in picture form http://www.hcpress.com/img/Rodo-Crestwood-5-2012-WEB.jpg

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

i have been drinking more than usual

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

Well. I would drop the flower bit

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link

humble opinion

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link

Not a hoarse

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link

no bit for me

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link

an obit for me
a hearse

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link

helloe hello hello is there anybody in there

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link

Not me I'm dead

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link

Came over to my mah's to feed the pets..Grabbed a 24 pk. Now I'm feeling pretty good

Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link

feelin good feelin great how are you

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link

Leave a mother fucker open like a foyer

Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link

What are we' drinkin today?

Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

rhodendenron wine

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

Schnazzy

Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link

Beer imo

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link

sitting here with a swollen liver from fuckin beer, what a joke

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:07 (ten years ago) link

I could be having brandy

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link

Why aren't you?

Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link

I gave all that up last year. Beer and wine for me these days

Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

hope u guys are british b/c the work day just ended on the east coast, it's lil earlier to be drunk

marcos, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link


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