Minnesota/Minnesotans C or D

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minnesotans, on the other hand, will persist eternal

j., Friday, 21 February 2014 19:06 (ten years ago) link

well, after years of confusion i finally understand where they're going to build the new stadium

j., Sunday, 23 February 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link

I mean, there are a bazillion words you could have used to describe the guys who were paid to be there

The "I mean" threw me, but is this a response to what I posted--"thugs"? Hoping you're not serious.

Pete Scholtes, Monday, 24 February 2014 06:44 (ten years ago) link

I think it was what looked like an instant retraction -- "Kids."

Eric H., Monday, 24 February 2014 11:50 (ten years ago) link

Ah, thanks. No, I meant "Kids" as an indulgent sigh. Like, the fact that they shared the price is kind of endearing. And I hope it's obvious "thugs" has a common political and non-racial context (strikers calling private detectives "gun thugs," Republicans calling protesters against Scott Walker "union thugs," etc.). The "thug life" sense hadn't occurred to me.

Peter Scholtes, Monday, 24 February 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link

Think everyone would be happy with 'hired goons'.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Monday, 24 February 2014 13:56 (ten years ago) link

xp: (Though of course it will next time! You guys are nice, thank you for supporting my retraction anyway.)

Peter Scholtes, Monday, 24 February 2014 13:58 (ten years ago) link

I prefer G-men.

Eric H., Monday, 24 February 2014 13:58 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, this might be best taken as a "you live, you learn" moment.

Just like I learned never again to go to Bar Louie after reading (between the lines) their dress code.

Eric H., Monday, 24 February 2014 13:59 (ten years ago) link

Which is?

Peter Scholtes, Monday, 24 February 2014 14:12 (ten years ago) link

No "athletic clothing." No "flat-brimmed hats." No "excessively baggy clothes."

Eric H., Monday, 24 February 2014 14:18 (ten years ago) link

Oh, I see this is actually a thing: http://www.wmctv.com/story/23043348/memphis

Eric H., Monday, 24 February 2014 14:19 (ten years ago) link

That exists in the UK: no hoodies/caps/trainers is a THING in many clubs.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Monday, 24 February 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I've talked to Minneapolis bouncers who confessed to using double-carding and cleavage restrictions for management-driven racial profiling policies as well--this is going back to the '90s.

Peter Scholtes, Monday, 24 February 2014 18:16 (ten years ago) link

Take "racial profiling" there as ironic, since I'm seemingly making myself easily misunderstood, including (apparently) meaning to say I appreciate what I now see as people's kindness and sensitivity here while still not agreeing that "thug" should be abandoned--it has the appropriate connotation of aggression for hire, and in the case of the caucus, I wasn't even sure the young people in question would identify as African American. By the way, the next caucus went fine, though proof of residence was required--now there's a real slippery slope.

Peter Scholtes, Monday, 24 February 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link

Racial profiling as in restricting the number of people of color in a club. Really wished I'd gotten this story on the cover of City Pages as I tried to do at the time--not many bouncers willing to go on the record "in real time."

Peter Scholtes, Monday, 24 February 2014 18:32 (ten years ago) link

in fairness lots of times even clubs that sounds like they are exclusively catering to african americans (or events, etc) have "no jerseys, no sneakers, no hats")....like ones that advertise on KMOJ, usually billed as "for the grown and sexy", seems like they are trying to cater to an older audience w/less chance for trouble

sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 24 February 2014 18:51 (ten years ago) link

http://www.tout.com/m/fxr82f?ref=twmv2lrb

whoops, great day for a derailment

j., Wednesday, 26 February 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link

Dang

sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 23:40 (ten years ago) link

st. paul just put into place a one-side-only parking ban, minneapolis style.

not a bad idea i get it but fuck

goole, Friday, 28 February 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link

maybe some homeownin motherfuckers will shovel their walks now that they'll have to walk an extra two or three blocks to get to their cars

j., Friday, 28 February 2014 23:06 (ten years ago) link

*breaking news*

new atmosphere album cover shot close to my house!

http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/atmosphere_southsiders.jpg

gimme the lute (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link

Lakewood Cemetery?

My uncle's in there.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:09 (ten years ago) link

haha no i can't afford a house by lakewood

it's temple israel on 42nd Ave and 4th St. south (not far off of Nicollet and 42nd)

gimme the lute (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link

i went to temple israel pre-school! never been to the cemetery tho

gbx, Monday, 3 March 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link

My grandpa's in that cemetery, too.

That's So (Eazy), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link

My coworker regaled us this morning with a story of how he stayed in downtown Minneapolis over the weekend and thought he'd be able to get around using the skyways and light rail. Spoiler: he froze his ass off.

have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:08 (ten years ago) link

Someone ranked the best Minnesota high school hockey tourney hair

Dan I., Monday, 10 March 2014 20:54 (ten years ago) link

I didn't know Joel Hodgson followed high school hockey

Dan I., Monday, 10 March 2014 20:54 (ten years ago) link

have we hit some kind of new low plane of cultural illiteracy among restaurant people? what is with the names of these fucking places?

there's a big new bar/club type thing in uptown called... "coup d'etat". and now i see news that there's a new place coming into the warehouse dist. called... socialista. i think it's supposed to be caribbean!

http://www.journalmpls.com/news-feed/opening-soon-socialista

goole, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:37 (ten years ago) link

though i think i like a trend of inapposite political struggle names over the pointlessly blank ("borough". "parlour". etc.) (a place called "etc" is surely on the way)

goole, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:40 (ten years ago) link

Et al, iirc.

Eric H., Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link

lol

goole, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link

With some invisible letters so it's actually: E(a)t al(l)

Eric H., Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:45 (ten years ago) link

i thought "iirc" was part of it too

goole, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link

that's what yelp says anyway

goole, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.startribune.com/business/252640421.html

ouch

j., Thursday, 27 March 2014 16:36 (ten years ago) link

http://io9.com/theres-a-forest-shaped-like-minnesota-in-northern-minn-1554323631

this is v gratifying

gbx, Sunday, 30 March 2014 13:04 (ten years ago) link

http://www.startribune.com/politics/statelocal/253063381.html

this is not

j., Sunday, 30 March 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link

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j., Friday, 11 April 2014 03:30 (ten years ago) link

i miss mpls

gbx, Friday, 11 April 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link

And we miss you

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Friday, 11 April 2014 03:55 (ten years ago) link

lol the last q has already been changed

goole, Friday, 11 April 2014 14:13 (ten years ago) link

lol gj bros

http://www.mndaily.com/news/campus/2014/04/11/hundreds-swarm-dinkytown

goole, Friday, 11 April 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link

“We want to send a clear message: There will be zero tolerance for disruptive behavior or property damage,” the statement read.

j., Friday, 11 April 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link

I drove past dinky town last night and there were more SWATted out cops than I've ever seen in my life. It looked like something out of a batman movie, or like someone tried to rob the federal reserve. Probably 200 fully armored cops in a 2 block area. Cop cars completely lining and blocking the streets; there was hardly enough room for all the cops to stand around holding their dicks. I saw twice as many cops as students; in fact, it didn't really look like there were any more kids out than a typical weeknight. There's no way those dozen arrests weren't all completely trumped up to save face. Must have been at least a couple hundred thousand dollars wiorth of overtime/"hazard" pay wasted last night.

Dan I., Friday, 11 April 2014 16:28 (ten years ago) link

On the other hand, I guess, I was in Dinkytown during the 2003 hockey riot, too, which were pretty huge and scary and destructive, and didn't have enough police presence (or any at all, that I remember). But even that riot could have been broken up by like 1/2 the cops that were out last night.

Dan I., Friday, 11 April 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link


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