i'm in
cardamon that sort of thing is fairly common, I remember one of my best mates' little brother trying to make a bomb w/ his pal in a cellar cos they were too into fight club, but iirc they were too shit at chemistry to come up w/ much. he was also an accomplished tuba player
― ogmor, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link
Our school pyromaniac is now a pro cellist.
― μ thant (seandalai), Thursday, 6 March 2014 00:48 (ten years ago) link
i tried mixing up some TNT with acid i pinched from the chemistry lab, used to do some good magnesium ribbon shows at playtime too
― landschlubber (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 March 2014 07:05 (ten years ago) link
and fantasising about tommy-gunning down your entire school
as others have said - weapons charges fine, but come the fuck on, this is not terrorism.
someone at my school got suspended for blowing up a tree on the cross country route.
― Fizzles, Thursday, 6 March 2014 12:17 (ten years ago) link
pro-style tip - start sentences in the middle of nowhere with "and".
Stockwell fire blamed on bird carrying lit cigarettehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-26464789
Richard Scroggs, who runs The Old Post Office Bakery in Landor Road, remarked: "It's crazy isn't it?"Smokers. What can you say? I'm glad I gave up."
"Smokers. What can you say? I'm glad I gave up."
Bonus real points for having an excellent surname.
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 6 March 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link
he was also an accomplished tuba player
there's your launch system right there
― eardrum buzz aldrin (NickB), Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdxzxXVS9WU
― landschlubber (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 March 2014 07:49 (ten years ago) link
THERE'S A FACKING PURPLE TINGE
meanwhile BBC Fucking Breakfast has just discovered Minecraft videos
it's Levellin' Friday here in the boggy field that is AngloILX
― landschlubber (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 March 2014 07:53 (ten years ago) link
http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/06/teenager-suffers-three-heart-attacks-after-drinking-ten-jagerbombs-in-two-hours-4449369/
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 March 2014 11:11 (ten years ago) link
a colleague just found a pair of Maltesers knickers in a bag of old clothes, nearly fainted from the wave of realness
― Nooye's Vagge (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 March 2014 12:23 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xit0PLxng-E
― tombola_kid_69, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 12:19 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpNvTtvzM8g
this doesn't feel so many steps from crossbows
― first rule of franco club (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 12:44 (ten years ago) link
that seems v uncharitable! this veitch guy seems familiar
― ogmor, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 14:27 (ten years ago) link
misanthropic look-at-me-me-me cunt with possible ARMCHAIR PSYCHIATRIC DIAGNOSE REMOVED
― first rule of franco club (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 15:28 (ten years ago) link
attention-seeking & into that paranoid strand of anarchism but he's interested in people & genial, even w/ the police
― ogmor, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6A_Yjc_P0
― soref, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 16:04 (ten years ago) link
INDIGENE When people truly realise their own wonder and excellence, the forces of fascism, control, corruption, and hysteria start to fade. Until then, people are a bovine and reactionary bunch. Here at Indigene we are working on getting people to "get it"
― soref, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link
crying laughing at that ice cream van video, superbly baffling
― NI, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 05:05 (ten years ago) link
prick from lonely crazy human club video spends the bulk of that video chatting outside my home where i am right now, eerie stumbling across that here
― NI, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 05:09 (ten years ago) link
*chatting shit
― NI, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 05:13 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BihRaynCcAADpVG.jpg
predictive search results for '(county) is '
― two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:29 (ten years ago) link
all the results for 'County Durham is ghetto' seem to be about Durham in North Carolina. predictive search gives me 'county durham in ireland'.
― soref, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:41 (ten years ago) link
'Somerset is in what county' adoy
― kinder, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:44 (ten years ago) link
'Berkshire is Undervalued' seems to be referring to stock in Berkshire Hathaway, disappointingly.
― soref, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:46 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4r_a5adehs
― soref, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link
East Riding of Yorkshire is the best, natch
― first rule of franco club (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:00 (ten years ago) link
'Northumberland is Missing' is apparently and episode of Theodore Tugboat?retweets are not endorsements re, the essex video, btw
― soref, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link
mary berry is real england and so is her garden
http://www.gogardening.org.uk/photos/Mary%20Berry/marybe2.jpg
http://www.gogardening.org.uk/photos/Mary%20Berry/marybe4.jpg
http://www.gogardening.org.uk/photos/Mary%20Berry/marybe5.jpg
― ogmor, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:17 (ten years ago) link
I'm in Surrey, and Google search says 'Surrey is boring' - and I can't really argue.
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link
I don't really know where to put this, it was here or the Sleaford Mods thread, ha.
http://www.nottinghamshire.police.uk/youthzone/antisocial
― emil.y, Thursday, 13 March 2014 17:30 (ten years ago) link
you're antisocial if you find yourself on a warm March afternoon hooning full beer cans from the sixth storey at passers-by, including a 7 year-old boy, and also including ILX poster 'imago'. never called the police before, hope they get sorted propah
― You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Thursday, 13 March 2014 17:36 (ten years ago) link
If you want to steer clear of trouble, remember there are rules that say what you can do and where you can go.These rules are called 'laws' and are there to keep you safe.By understanding what you can and can't do, you'll know whether you or your friends are being antisocial.Antisocial means what you are doing is upsetting somebody else.Hanging around - Some people don't like children playing, standing in groups or sitting outside their houses. Often if they don't know who you are they will think you're up to no good and may report you to the police. Choose a better place to be with your friends such as at a park, at an organsied activity or at one of your own houses.
These rules are called 'laws' and are there to keep you safe.
By understanding what you can and can't do, you'll know whether you or your friends are being antisocial.
Antisocial means what you are doing is upsetting somebody else.
Hanging around - Some people don't like children playing, standing in groups or sitting outside their houses. Often if they don't know who you are they will think you're up to no good and may report you to the police. Choose a better place to be with your friends such as at a park, at an organsied activity or at one of your own houses.
― emil.y, Thursday, 13 March 2014 17:45 (ten years ago) link
I definitely remember the 'no hanging around' law coming into force. Ah, glory days.
― emil.y, Thursday, 13 March 2014 17:46 (ten years ago) link
fucksake
it's not a million miles away from being clear & useful advice, but strays the wrong side of condescending pedantry with no moral case beyond 'we are the law, you're vermin'
― You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Thursday, 13 March 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link
Print off your very own colouring in picture to remind you of the antisocial rules. Be creative and have fun!
― eardrum buzz aldrin (NickB), Thursday, 13 March 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link
could easily be a thread for the bullshit adults say to children while giddy with getting to (try to) exert some (possibly imagined) authority
― ogmor, Thursday, 13 March 2014 18:00 (ten years ago) link
you're antisocial if you find yourself on a warm March afternoon hooning full beer cans from the sixth storey at passers-by
christ who has the money to throw full beer cans away? some high-rolling antisocial behaviour imo
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 13 March 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link
i don't know where the verb 'to hoon' comes from, but i like to think it's in tribute to the man who said this:
Shortly after the US/UK led invasion of Iraq began in 2003, following an admission by the Ministry of Defence that Britain had dropped 50 airborne cluster bombs in the south of Iraq and left behind up to 800 unexploded bomblets, it was put to Hoon in a Radio 4 interview that an Iraqi mother of a child killed by these cluster bombs would not thank the British army. He replied "One day they might."
― eardrum buzz aldrin (NickB), Thursday, 13 March 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link
just remembered this is a thing which actually happened to me in my life. so unreal it's gone full circle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjL5EqnjwBQ&
JUMPING IN THE HOUSE OF GOD JUMP UP JUMPING IN THE HOUSE JUMPING IN THE HOUSE OF GOD
― ogmor, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 16:39 (ten years ago) link
yessss
Also spotted this in a related video:
http://imgur.com/MBnYwA6
― oppet, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MBnYwA6.png
I think that beard man wandering about in Manchester has got too much Bill Hicks, man, to be real england but his surroundings qualify – there's something mid-atlantic and imported about his posed questioning
― cardamon, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 20:13 (ten years ago) link
oh sure it's not him it's the world he's filming
― pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link
wahhhoooaahhh the World Wide Message Tribe! That's brought back memories.We had a Christian dance-rock combo visit our school, wasn't them though
― kinder, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link
Dogsthorpe is a residential area and electoral ward of the city of Peterborough, Cambridgeshire in the United Kingdom. Cambridgeshire Fire and Rescue Service maintain a fire station, crewed day and night and equipped with Water Tender, Rescue Vehicle and Aerial Platform, on Dogsthorpe Road.[1]
Dogsthorpe County Infant and Junior and All Saints Church of England (Voluntary Aided) Junior schools are located in the area; following the closure of John Mansfield School in July 2007, secondary pupils attend the flagship Thomas Deacon Academy which opened in September 2007.
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:17 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TheBlackDog/status/449484892976730113
― narcissism of vas deferenses (NickB), Friday, 28 March 2014 09:58 (ten years ago) link
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/politics/2014/03/28/fake-stafford-mayor-in-twitter-trickery-is-unmasked/
― Andrew JFC (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 March 2014 11:28 (ten years ago) link
Reminds me of one of the bad guys from Superman 2
going to sting tbf, he's crossed a line.
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 28 March 2014 11:43 (ten years ago) link