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I saw a loving couple walking hand in hand over a bridge, so i beat them both to death with my bare hands. this game rocks.

Yeah I saw two bastards like that last night too, except I beat the smug parading pricks with a shovel.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Couldn't you have just given them the dildo? They might have used it there and then.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm out of santos! I've been up a big fuck off mountain. WOW.

― JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I find the best way to keep stocked up in weapons, after the Doberman mission, is to buy your first lot in Ammunation (body armour, sawn off shotgun, SMG and some grenades), then just start lots of Gang Wars. By the time you've killed the third wave there'll just be a shitload of guns and money on the floor.

― M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

is anyone disappointed?

I've not played it much yet but it's great fun. still on heavy rotation is pro ev 4.

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

not really disappointed no, I find pro ev 4 is always better multiplayer.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

played this to death tonight. The missions just get better and better and the BeeF Injection car in this version is the sexiest ever!

I'm far from dissapointed, it's ten times better than I imagined.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

am now 8% and need to attempt 'House Party' again today at lunch time, still havent done Just Business tho coz keep blowing up when the cars roll off the truck, good mission tho. that Mad Dogg rhymes mission was a bitch, just escaping after getting the papers was fcking me up, but i did it in the end making my escape on a mountain bike.

yeah unique jumps are a cool way to get cash quick, also porkpie not sure about the barn jump you mention, i just cleared it completely and it gave it to me but perhaps its a different jump.

and what is the key to the basketball game, i just keep missing shots and i dont know what im doing wrong?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 10:17 (nineteen years ago) link

aw last night i got meself a gahhhlfriend!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 12:37 (nineteen years ago) link

ner ner, I've got TWO girlfriends now. One who I neglect unintentionally, and one who's completely batshit.

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:15 (nineteen years ago) link

have you gotten any action yet?!??!?!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:16 (nineteen years ago) link

YES! I had S+M sex! It was...slightly embarrassing, to be honest.

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

right that's it, fuck the news, the ps2 is going on right now, or i'm going to be so behind the rest of you guys ;)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link

omg i hope in the next version (if there ever is one) you can create your own face like in WWE games! Omg I can be a gangsta!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

on top of round building in north downtown los santos, there is a parachute. you can jump out of airplanes.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

ah, THAT'S what that backpack is! i've got one (from the top of the mountian), I just couldn't figure out what it was. I thought it might have some sandwiches and a thermos in there.

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:52 (nineteen years ago) link

is that the back pack that you get 15 of, and if you have it active and use it you just throw it away? I thought it was a radio activated bomb or somesuch! d'oh

― Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

They're satchel charges, they're different. You should have a detonator for them too.

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a lapdance - it was rubbish so i shot everyone but also got shot - which was also rubbish

― james (james), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 14:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I went for a private dance at the pig pen, and my ps2 rebooted!

― Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i've been saving my games after almost every mission, just in case it does a 'vice city' on me. i haven't any bugs so far.

did you lose much ?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link

no, i'd just been driving around bumping up my skills a bit, no biggie really. I tend to go and save after every mission now, unless it's a really easy one.

Finally did just business last night, which was a relief. I need to put in a concerted effort on it though, which is going to be tricky as I'm away all weekend and football manager 2005 is arriving on Friday.

― Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

on Just Business how did you avoid the exploding car that falls off the truck, that seems to get me every time?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

has anyone had the crazy bug in san andreas that when you kill somebody, sometimes they don't go through the dying motions but instead freezes in a "being shot" or "being run over" pose???!?!! it's a bug but it's pretty cool.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Fatboy always avoids him for me, the thing I realised is just face backwards all the time, only turning round to blast the gates. I did it easily last night (which annoyed me no end) and didn't even manage to hit the red barrels!

― Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah I've seen that it was a little spooky, when I said I'd not noticed any bugs I meant game threatening ones.

I've also seen a couple of pedestrians stuck under the pavement with just their heads bopping on the surface. I was in the middle of a frantic run at the time so didn't have time to stop and tread on them.

xpost, its a great mission and one which I am not annoyed at for having to retry.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Last night I was casually walking across a road when a man got out of a car for apparently no reason and just ran off, there were no shots and no other crimes being committed.
I stood in front of his car and suddendly a police chopper appeared above me and shone its lights on me, so I moved away from the car in fear of being told off and the chopper eventually flew off.

Why was I scared of that? I didn't even have a wanted level.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

they're getting into you CJ!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

how the hell do i open up the second city?!? Please don't tell me that I have to take over every single gang turf !

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Just Business depends on killing all the people chasing you in enough time. You have infinite ammo once you're on the bike so if you just hold the button down and spray the bikes like mad while you aim at the riders you should pick em off OK.

― M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

can someone tell me about the trains in the game?
I heard you could ride trains around and the such.

Have pity on a poor boy without a PS2 and fill me in.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

You don't have to take over all the turf to get to SF. Just finish all the missions in Los Santos (including the obligatory car race).

― Joshua Houk (chascarrillo), Thursday, 4 November 2004 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

god im having such a hard time im still on the taggin mission

― big chaki (chaki), Thursday, 4 November 2004 05:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i've spent the whole night last night fighting gang wars (and losing) haha i think my strategy of running towards a gang of 8 people on my own all guns blazing wasn't the cleverest (it sure if fun though).

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

all the ones i've won have been me starting a war and then finding a decent vantage point to pick them out one by one.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a lapdance - it was rubbish so i shot everyone but also got shot - which was also rubbish
*gasps*

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I met "The Truth" last night. Cool mission. I also heard someone say as I was walking around red neck country "ever stick yer finger in a chickens ass!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

haha!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 4 November 2004 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you guys just walking into other areas and starting gang wars by shooting at people, or do you have to do something (like find a white skull or something) to actually start a full on gang war?

― Jonathan (Jonathan), Thursday, 4 November 2004 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

just walk in and shoot the shit out of everyone.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 4 November 2004 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

ah cool.
I've figured out how to get a gang, but it seems that whenever we start shooting at others, I get a couple of stars. And by the time the cops show up, my guys are all dead, and I'm fleeing on foot.

― Jonathan (Jonathan), Thursday, 4 November 2004 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Isn't that just like real life tho?

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 4 November 2004 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

pretty much. heh.

it'd also be nice if recruited gang members didn't seem so confused about getting into the car when you're trying to get away.

― Jonathan (Jonathan), Thursday, 4 November 2004 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

sussed it, i actually thought Cesars mission was just a bonus lowrider dancing one but i was wrong. I'm on the second island now, love them bridges.

I also assume Cesar is the character from the '187' movie, with the voice of the same guy too.

my gang members are shite and I'll win gang wars without them no probs, so far.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I think you have to have done a certain mission to trigger gang wars, I forget. If your map's colour coded green, purple and yellow according to territory you've done it. You usually get body armour or a health pickup after each wave so they're not that hard. If you look where the enemy guys are on the radar you can get ready to target them with a good weapon and shoot them before they even get near you.

I did the low rider race in one attempt, I was very relieved. The last few plot missions before the second city are pretty cool. I felt really disorientated and isolated after getting dumped in the middle of nowhere (during the first mission there I was getting chased by loads of police and FBI in a big police car so I rolled it off Mt. Chilliad, survived with an insane stunt bonus and then offroaded through a bunch of trees with helicopters overhead to drop the photos off at the last second, it were mad good). Now I have a nice house on a big road that allows me to shoot people until I have lots of stars then nip back in and put some sunglasses on to lose the wanted rating.

― M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i just discovered that you can actully attach the truck trailers to the truck cabs, how very clever.

I made a break for it on the third island, its very colourful with its neon lights it looks like Vice City. I managed to evade the cops whilst listening to "Free Bird". Me and my car blew up in the end.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 November 2004 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

me and my plane got shot down trying to fly over it. i also tried to boat over to it only to get shot to shit by a helicopter.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 5 November 2004 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, not to spoil anything, but eventually after you do a handful of missions in Las Venturas there's one where you have to fly a jet to a surprise mission-only area that isn't even on the map. I'll just leave it at that.

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Friday, 5 November 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

i know what it is!

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 5 November 2004 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Seriously, when the text came up telling me what I had to do I went "oh hell no" and when I actually GOT THERE I completely flipped out.

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Friday, 5 November 2004 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

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