At least they weren't Siamese twins.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link
If i had to choose, i would choose one ball over three. I hope i never have to make that choice!
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link
less is more, in this instance
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah but you could just get one removed and be back to average.
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link
'Did Hitler have only one testicle?'
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
where would they be joined??? (xxxp)
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
but then you would have left or right centred balls. either that or a big gap in the middle. Also, i'd sort of miss it once it was gone. Not enough to not have it removed in the first place, but enough to give me pangs of regret here and there.
xp
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link
I imagine they'd do some cosmetic sewing, right? This is getting painful to discuss...
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
woah, what if they could get all like a newton's cradle and smack their nuts really hard together to fix this dilemma. yeh?
― yungblut, Thursday, 17 July 2008 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link
http://tinyurl.com/3ja5xw
― rollerbeef, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
lol bomb
― ILX Systern (ken c), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link
fail
― lil yawne (harbl), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link
http://maudnewton.com/images/2008/20081111_lysol.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Five years laterfive years goneLook who's catching up:Salon Dot Com
LYSOL DOUCHE
― mojitos (a cocktail) (Cave17Matt), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxm-SO6Vdo&feature=related
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
totally thought this was the thread with my cadaver vagina stories
― butt sound insanity (gbx), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
the thread with WHAT? please find and link!
― mh, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
oh man
― butt sound insanity (gbx), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
!!!
― existential eggs (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
cadaver vagina stories
― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link
board/tabletop games
― Alex Quebec (WmC), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh3AmPFArVc
― A piping hot bra of tits (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F2UWMEUU
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 February 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1180/952589017_ada5b6da70_o.jpg
― remy bean, Sunday, 4 September 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Just remembered this thread. I'll always love you, Lysol Douche.
― Madchen, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
"...and when they looked down, all they saw attached to the vagina was A HOOK!"― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:09 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"'Ma'am," said the police operator, "'The calls are coming from INSIDE YOUR VAGINA!'"― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:10 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sleepingbag, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
this is amazing
Memories, corners of mind, etc.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
oh man, that ridiculous AIM chat
― "Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
LYSOL?????????????????― luna (luna.c), Friday, June 18, 2004 10:08 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
leaving stainsall round his forehead?izzy stradlinsomething horrid?LYSOL DOUCHE― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, June 18, 2004 9:33 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
all-time.
― c sharp major, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
yes
― "Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
genius
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
Just remembered it's International Women's Day :-/
― Madchen, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
haha I thought that's why you revived this!
― "Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
it's like the vagina monologues, in a way
― 凸凹凸凹凸凹凸 (c sharp major), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
I was worried about vaginas.I was worried about what we think about vaginasAnd I was even more worried that we don't think about them.I was worried about my own vagina.LYSOL DOUCHE
― 凸凹凸凹凸凹凸 (c sharp major), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
om
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
g
uh oh
― ≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
never forget
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 March 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
wow
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
: O
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
some things are best forgotten, forever
― ≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
and then there is the Dreadful Cunnilingus Incident
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
no way ilx should have a town square with a statue of DJP in honor of such stories
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
that should absolutely happen
― ≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
with a rim that can be rolled up to win
Buyer Beware: The case of Lysol disinfectant
― Let's talk more my bunny! (doo dah), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
a friend of a friend of mine has three lips, ew. any advances?― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, June 10, 2004 6:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, June 10, 2004 6:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link