mwoo-hah! o god, that's joyously funny. and look on the bright side: if he doesn't come back, no more whiffage.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
its dumb
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link
This other tech - we call him Uncle Arthur (after the comedy show character) - is good, but so slow and noodly about his work. It took me half an hour to get him to enter 3 IP addresses in his laptops LAN settings, and the damn thing still wouldnt log into the router we were setting up. Then after all that, and him rambling away like a senile old man, he suddenly exclaims "oh ho wait a minute - I havent put the ethernet card into my laptop!! That would do it". *bangs head on desk*.
He then had the nerve to charge us for an extra hour and a half of work! We knew what he'd done though so he'll get his.
I hate this job.
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 02:40 (eighteen years ago) link
I'd be able to get a new job easily. The catch is what KIND. I dont wanna go thru what I just went through all over again :(
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:36 (eighteen years ago) link
SIGN ON THE DAY AFTER YOU QUIT, TRAYCE!
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:27 (eighteen years ago) link
"you may feel a slight sting. That's pride, fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps."
Word, Marsellus.
xpost - just don't tell them you quit! tell them you got made redundant, or reached the end of your contract or whatever.
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:19 (eighteen years ago) link
I contemplated asking her if she was Angus Deayton, but thought better of it.
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:56 (eighteen years ago) link
Shit, if he complains my ass is grass.
― Rumpie, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:49 (eighteen years ago) link
how? you have veritas on your side. he honks. end of story. complain about him first, just to be on the safe side :)
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:51 (eighteen years ago) link
Surely he won't complain, what would he say?
"I stink of b.o and she was discussing it?"
― Rumpie, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:12 (eighteen years ago) link
i still bear the olfactory scars from a geography teacher who honked to high heaven, and therefore appreciate rumpie's dilemma.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:35 (eighteen years ago) link
More than once, our team leader sent out an email saying "guys (and I mean GUYS) - wash and use deoderant or I'll start NAMING NAMES".
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:51 (eighteen years ago) link
Shoot me, hang me, whatever.
― Rumpie, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 11:09 (eighteen years ago) link
I think that I think that they must just assume that no-one else will notice
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 11:12 (eighteen years ago) link
you're mistake, though, was letting him find out (1. he smells & 2. people talk about his smell), in a dicky way
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 11:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 11:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 11:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 11:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rumpie, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 11:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 12:09 (eighteen years ago) link
Um, what just happened to mild-mannered Ste?
― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 12:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link
swiss health ball woman update!so yesterday, i overheard the husband of the swiss health ball woman talking to another coworker (and btw, the number of married or soon to be married couples around here is absolutely pathetic--journos only associate with each other! i can count 15 couples here without thinking about it too hard) about his wife. he spoke of some sore back issues she was having. hearing this i thought, "hmm. will it mean, could it mean...?!" YES! the next day her ball was set aside for a normal office chair! she hasn't taken the ball home, but this should give me a few days of relief at least. i mean, i hope she gets her back soreness taken care of and all, but this makes me happy.
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 23 September 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link
Also - WAY TO GO TRAYCE!
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 September 2005 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link
To my right I, have a complete headcase who talks her actions. Something like this, “I’ll just open this e-mail, proceeds to read it out, oh I’ve got another one, if I times that by that then I’ll get this ooh that’s not right”, and so on.
Opposite right is my boss who’s done everything you’ve done but better, faster or more terrible.
Opposite me I have brown nose yes man, he asks if I’ve got my stats for the team leader. Like it’s anything to do with him.
Opposite left is ok guy, but doesn’t speak, just stares.
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:41 (eighteen years ago) link
That's work, it's supposed to be like that. Otherwise it wouldn't be work.
Not speaking colleagues are the best.
― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― William Paper Scissors (Rock Hardy), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:54 (eighteen years ago) link
i know this but we've moved around and i used to be surrounded by better/real/fun people.
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:54 (eighteen years ago) link