Star Wars 7 shit talk

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Kinda hope he just plays Ming and blows up everyone.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link

Low-key as fuck. This is looking promising.

how's life, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link

i think jj abrams is mostly terrible but i'm looking forward to it nonetheless, at this point. also since the only role in which ford has shown a pulse in recent years was indiana jones (despite the movie being terrible), i'm thinking he'll have good times with the role. mostly looking forward to hamill though.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link

no jesse plemons :(

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:04 (ten years ago) link

oscar isaac <3 <3 <3 weeeeeeeeeeeee v exciting

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:07 (ten years ago) link

suckers

lol get 'em shakes

goole, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link

seriously you guys never learn

"thank you sir may I have another!" etc

shut the fuck up dude

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link

your point was made about 1000 posts ago, we got it. thanks.

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:20 (ten years ago) link

you will never be 7 years old again, move on

jon 99% of fuckin' everybody is on your side about how anything star wars is automatically awesome and how anybody who doesn't LOVE IT, FOREVER, IT'S THE BEST is lying to themselves and to God, I think you can handle one person being honest about how JJ Abrams directing a bunch of unfathomably wealthy aging actors in the new Star Wars sounds good maybe only if you've already decided you love it no matter what

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:26 (ten years ago) link

aero, don't put words in mouth. i've not decided to love it, i'm, at best, cautiously optimistic. i'm just tired of shakey popping in with every news update to hammer the same point he's already made 100 times before.

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:27 (ten years ago) link

also just wtf about your post in general aero, i've never said anything remotely resembling that.

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link

yeah its like we get it. its prob not gonna be good. may we still talk about it without being lectured by a guy who tbh sounds more like a 7-year-old than anyone else in this thread

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:37 (ten years ago) link

sorry jon that was over the top I didn't realize shakey did that every time there's news. cut it out shakey. if you had saved your ire for a day like today it might have carried some weight, jj abrams is directing the new star wars is a real opportunity for "wow, people are gonna go see this, eh?"

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link

is Kasdan in that photo?

piscesx, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:39 (ten years ago) link

interesting that Lucas isn't.

piscesx, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:41 (ten years ago) link

he's hiding in the r2d2

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:44 (ten years ago) link

yeah i was unecessarily aggro with my "shut the fuck up", but shakey's got absolutely nothing new to add to his "lol you guys are suckers" schtick at this point. and hey, this is very likely going to 98% garbage, but i have a 2 1/2 year-old that is already wide-eyed with glee at the previews for the new Disney animated series and the thought of experiencing one of these flicks in the theater with him, no matter how garbage, has me pretty excited. forgive me for offending everyone's superior taste tho.

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:45 (ten years ago) link

haha

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link

Pretty sure everyone here has already seen the prequels, realized they aren't 7 years old, and the most starry eyed fanboy has written off Star Wars at least a decade ago.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link

Let's not lose track of the fact that George Lucas not writing dialog already means these flicks will automatically be 12% more watchable than the prequels.

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:48 (ten years ago) link

Fwiw i was so burned by "The Phantom Menace" that I avoided seeing the other 2 until they were in the dollar theater. And at $1, "Attack of the Clones" is actually a riot.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link

this will of course be "better" than the prequels but since it won't be the totally uncompromised auteurist daydreams of a stunted hack with infinite money it will just be meaningless candy instead of one of the most singular cinematic artifacts ever. fuck competence imo

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link

My son is going to be 7 when this is released. Looking forward to this specifically because of that fact.

silverfish, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link

not that there's anything wrong w candy it's just that attack of the clones is forever.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link

^^^ otm, mine will be too young for the first one still, but Episode 8 should be really fun.

(xpost)

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:51 (ten years ago) link

think I'm gonna do a rewatch of the OG's soon

I'm feeling the love

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:51 (ten years ago) link

just puttin the shit in shit talk fellas

Episode 7 prequel:

uh-OH

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:54 (ten years ago) link

So, Daisy Ridley is playing Han and Leia's daughter? And Serkis in mo-cap, obv.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link

Shakey Morbz Doctorllier

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:56 (ten years ago) link

Star Wars is kind of like Christmas in that it's this thing that you really, really liked as a kid but becomes this lame and ridiculous thing as an adult that you kind of feel forced to participate in, but then suddenly you have kids and it becomes something you look forward to, despite all the commercial crassness and cheap plastic toys

silverfish, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link

I hope Max Von Sydow plays a kind, wise man who turns out to be evil in the third act

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link

Is Chewie going to be all grey-furred?

jmm, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link

who are those geezers in the chairs *behind* the readthrough?

piscesx, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:03 (ten years ago) link

mark hamill spilled something all over himself didn't he

chinavision!, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link

odd, dude on the left facing camera looks like hamill a bit too

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link

would be dope if all episode 7 trailers/promo materials were in full color then the whole film is in black and white

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link

who are those geezers in the chairs *behind* the readthrough?

the sons and daughters of some very well-connected people

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

nevermind wrong guy

chinavision!, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:09 (ten years ago) link

Gleeson's probably a Skywalker.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link

http://vimeo.com/68410539

goole, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:11 (ten years ago) link

this will of course be "better" than the prequels but since it won't be the totally uncompromised auteurist daydreams of a stunted hack with infinite money it will just be meaningless candy instead of one of the most singular cinematic artifacts ever. fuck competence imo

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 12:49 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cool i didn't know camille paglia posted here

goole, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:12 (ten years ago) link

strange they didn't cast all three John Glenn Singers, but I guess Timbo is too Hayden Christensen.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:16 (ten years ago) link


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