the books are basically thrillers already though
like GRRM was a tv writer for a while and it shows
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:20 (ten years ago) link
jon hamm as the voice of the littlest dragon
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:20 (ten years ago) link
i didnt say jon hamm i said don draper
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:36 (ten years ago) link
who is don draper tho when u really think abt it
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link
don drogo
― Evan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:40 (ten years ago) link
lol
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:40 (ten years ago) link
xpost Oh shit, I literally had no idea what the Hound was doing with Arya, and I thought I was paying attention.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
I had the Tyrells and the Martells all mixed up. Hilarious true story, bros.
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
they are easy to mix up. also the tullys and the tyrells.
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link
Just wait until the aliens invade and you meet the Scullys. Oh shit, spoilers.
― djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:23 (ten years ago) link
or when Aria makes it to Riverrun and meets the local childrens entertainers, the TeleTullys.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:55 (ten years ago) link
oh shit, spoilers.
that certainly spoiled my day
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link
no way man. one of the great things about the books is the way the not-so-distant past is really... present... with all the characters and informs everything that happens, but you never actually "see" it, you just have to glean it from what the characters say and think. its actually some of the most skilled writing GRRM does. rhaegar targayen is the best character in the series and you barely know anything about him besides occasional asides and skimpy details. flashbacks would wreck that.
Think this is absolutely vital in this series, as it was with Harry Potter. Like, the focus is on the OMG EPIC world-changing events happening right now in the present, but a lot of the main characters are basically just vacuous vehicles for plot progression, the really interesting stuff happened 20 years ago between all their parents. It's a good way to play up the human interest side of the story, having these massive epochal events making and breaking kingdoms that are basically the end result of who fancied who, who were best mates and who got bullied etc. decades before the story even starts.
And I don't think the show provides anywhere near enough of this stuff. You're always on dangerous territory with terms like "world-building" and "backstory" when you're talking about epic fantasy, but idgaf about that side of things, the more Tolkien-y aspects or whatever. Just wish they'd give us more on the show about some of the shit that went down with the previous generation.
otm about Rhaegar Targaryen, who is only outdone as a spectral figure of awe and mystery by the crazily enigmatic "Ser Arthur Dayne", who I can't really remember the show mentioning at all but is like the biggest fucking Chekhov's Gun who gets mentioned repeatedly by numerous characters throughout all of the books (don't think this qualifies as a spoiler because there is basically no plot of note relating to this guy as yet, he's just someone whose name keeps coming up).
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:08 (ten years ago) link
when the master dude saw the graffiti on the wall that said kill all masters, was i the only person who found it much easier to suspend disbelief about everyone speaking english than actually having english script on the wall?
― Mordy , Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link
the characters were just shown NOT speaking English in the scene prior
yeah I hate shit like this
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link
also I was under the impression 99.9% of the population was illiterate
btw looking up these characters ont he wiki is perilous because of the terrrrible fan art that accompanies their entries
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link
dayne was also present at a *certain important moment in the past* along with Ned and the hippie kids father, right? (can't remember the name right now)
― ryan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link
So wait, in this world, did dragons and snow zombies and stuff happen so long ago that it makes sense no one is terribly concerned?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link
re: terrible fan art check out the night king entry
omg
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 4:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
basically
Still, you'd think the fact that they happened at all would make people a little more wary. If someone once told me dragons fried thousands and zombies took out a bunch more, I'm not sure how well I'd sleep, no matter how gone they supposedly are.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
8,000 years since anyone has seen a white walker. only 150 for dragons.
― mizzell, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link
since they don't have seasons, what's a year?
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link
like does their planet actually orbit a sun and shit?
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link
my theory is that they do have normal seasons, but due to *magic happenings* (ie, supernatural mega long winters) their idea of summer and winter are different.
― ryan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link
xxps Yeah I think the difference is that people knows dragons are real but are generally a bit too busy dealing with their own shit to worry about "rumoured" dragons which are like an unimaginable distance across the world from them, but the White Walkers are straight up mythological creatures to everyone except for the few people in the Night's Watch who've seen them since they returned.
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link
but people south of the wall must know the walkers are back for real, right? we've seen a whole bunch of people see them for real by now...and didn't Old Man Lannister mention them as an impending threat to the bisexual Prince when he was trying to get him on the Small Council?
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link
― ryan, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 4:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is my understanding, they have normal years with multi year periods alternating hot and cold, winter could be thought of as a very short ice age
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link
xpost to myself he doesn't mention walkers, just the wildling rebellion brewing; and dany's dragons in the easthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1o25dNp-Ds
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link
but people south of the wall must know the walkers are back for real, right? we've seen a whole bunch of people see them for real by now...
The only people who've seen them now are in the Night's Watch, are Craster's offspring, or Wildlings.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link
the last several generations of dragons were small runts, you have to go back very very far for real dragons like dany has
― balls, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link
Has the Nights Watch sounded the alarm to Kings Landing yet? Is there any awareness of the Walkers south of the wall? You'd think the really clued-in powerbrokers like Varys or Littlefinger or Tyrian might have at least heard the rumours
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link
Tywin I mean
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link
Didn't Tywin reference the Wilding army in his talk with Jaimie where he mentioned the dragons? Or am I just imagining that because it would make sense?
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link
If we're going to get nerdy about how their world works... I always wonder- the maps for both this and LOTR look like they can't be much bigger than say south america or something. Maybe even that is too big. Is the rest of the planet(?) ever mentioned?
― Evan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link
Tolkien makes multiple references to things that aren't on the maps - "the West" etc.
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link
implying a much larger world beyond Middle Earth
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link
xpost Yeah the Walkers have been mentioned in King's Landing least once, but the response from all quarters was essentially "Riiiiight, whatever you say buddy" before everyone got back to plotting and spying and having clandestine meetings and whatnot. Which tbf is not an unreasonable reaction to have in that situation given that this is pretty much tantamount to claiming to have been abducted by aliens irl
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link
xxxxxposthttp://io9.com/5906300/5-scientific-explanations-for-game-of-thrones-messed-up-seasons
― schwantz, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link
Has the Nights Watch sounded the alarm to Kings Landing yet? Is there any awareness of the Walkers south of the wall? You'd think the really clued-in powerbrokers like Varys or Littlefinger or Tyrian might have at least heard the rumours― brio, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 1:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkTywin I mean― brio, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 1:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― brio, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 1:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Actually Tyrion was acting Hand when the NW sent a representative to KL to argue for reinforcements re: the impending Otherpocalypse. But yeah, everyone was more wrapped up in material and immediate concerns of internal KL politics.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link
xxpost iirc in LOTR the part of Middle-Earth that we see is meant to be approximately the size of Europe, with fuck-off huge spaces to the east that are never shown as well as the maps showing at least two more continents that are barely referred to at all even in The Silmarillion and all of the extended writings
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link
wight btw
― am0n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link
Essos is pretty big. and there are two other continents that are basically unknown.
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4/Werthead/Maps/WorldofIceandFireNamesandScale_zps2aecc8fb.png
― mizzell, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link
lol at 1000 islands
― mizzell, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link
xpost yeah - I remember it being pretty well-established in Season 1 that nobody in the South took the Night's Watch particularly seriously, and stories from the Wildlings even less so... was just wondering if any of the more recent sightings had been factored in yet. I guess we as a TV audience see them more consistently than the characters in the show.
so is the whole series leading to all the humans eventually forming an uneasy alliance against the Walkers?
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link
its leading to a) more murder and b) more boobs
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link
Shakey otm.
More seriously, the only sightings of the Walkers have been North of the Wall, which they have yet to breach.
I forget if the KL people dismiss the NW's claims as fairy tales dressed up to get more funding.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link