Star Wars 7 shit talk

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sorry jon that was over the top I didn't realize shakey did that every time there's news. cut it out shakey. if you had saved your ire for a day like today it might have carried some weight, jj abrams is directing the new star wars is a real opportunity for "wow, people are gonna go see this, eh?"

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link

is Kasdan in that photo?

piscesx, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:39 (ten years ago) link

interesting that Lucas isn't.

piscesx, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:41 (ten years ago) link

he's hiding in the r2d2

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:44 (ten years ago) link

yeah i was unecessarily aggro with my "shut the fuck up", but shakey's got absolutely nothing new to add to his "lol you guys are suckers" schtick at this point. and hey, this is very likely going to 98% garbage, but i have a 2 1/2 year-old that is already wide-eyed with glee at the previews for the new Disney animated series and the thought of experiencing one of these flicks in the theater with him, no matter how garbage, has me pretty excited. forgive me for offending everyone's superior taste tho.

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:45 (ten years ago) link

haha

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link

Pretty sure everyone here has already seen the prequels, realized they aren't 7 years old, and the most starry eyed fanboy has written off Star Wars at least a decade ago.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link

Let's not lose track of the fact that George Lucas not writing dialog already means these flicks will automatically be 12% more watchable than the prequels.

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:48 (ten years ago) link

Fwiw i was so burned by "The Phantom Menace" that I avoided seeing the other 2 until they were in the dollar theater. And at $1, "Attack of the Clones" is actually a riot.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link

this will of course be "better" than the prequels but since it won't be the totally uncompromised auteurist daydreams of a stunted hack with infinite money it will just be meaningless candy instead of one of the most singular cinematic artifacts ever. fuck competence imo

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link

My son is going to be 7 when this is released. Looking forward to this specifically because of that fact.

silverfish, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link

not that there's anything wrong w candy it's just that attack of the clones is forever.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link

^^^ otm, mine will be too young for the first one still, but Episode 8 should be really fun.

(xpost)

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:51 (ten years ago) link

think I'm gonna do a rewatch of the OG's soon

I'm feeling the love

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:51 (ten years ago) link

just puttin the shit in shit talk fellas

Episode 7 prequel:

uh-OH

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:54 (ten years ago) link

So, Daisy Ridley is playing Han and Leia's daughter? And Serkis in mo-cap, obv.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link

Shakey Morbz Doctorllier

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:56 (ten years ago) link

Star Wars is kind of like Christmas in that it's this thing that you really, really liked as a kid but becomes this lame and ridiculous thing as an adult that you kind of feel forced to participate in, but then suddenly you have kids and it becomes something you look forward to, despite all the commercial crassness and cheap plastic toys

silverfish, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link

I hope Max Von Sydow plays a kind, wise man who turns out to be evil in the third act

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link

Is Chewie going to be all grey-furred?

jmm, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link

who are those geezers in the chairs *behind* the readthrough?

piscesx, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:03 (ten years ago) link

mark hamill spilled something all over himself didn't he

chinavision!, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link

odd, dude on the left facing camera looks like hamill a bit too

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link

would be dope if all episode 7 trailers/promo materials were in full color then the whole film is in black and white

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link

who are those geezers in the chairs *behind* the readthrough?

the sons and daughters of some very well-connected people

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

nevermind wrong guy

chinavision!, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:09 (ten years ago) link

Gleeson's probably a Skywalker.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link

http://vimeo.com/68410539

goole, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:11 (ten years ago) link

this will of course be "better" than the prequels but since it won't be the totally uncompromised auteurist daydreams of a stunted hack with infinite money it will just be meaningless candy instead of one of the most singular cinematic artifacts ever. fuck competence imo

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 12:49 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cool i didn't know camille paglia posted here

goole, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:12 (ten years ago) link

strange they didn't cast all three John Glenn Singers, but I guess Timbo is too Hayden Christensen.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:16 (ten years ago) link

another thing this movie won't be as good as is madonna

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:16 (ten years ago) link

guys... what if this is really good
what do we do then

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link

is that a Fanboys quote? God, that movie

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link

Man I don't know what to call it, but it is really something that Morbs has seen Fanboys and I never have.

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:20 (ten years ago) link

Spoiler alert: It was terrible.

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link

I 'had to' review it. It does have one great H Ford joke in it.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link

lol, that is not a quote
it's a sentiment

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link

spoiler -- last line of Fanboys (its other good joke) is, as The Phantom Menace begins to screen, is

"What if this movie sucks?"

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link

Is Kenny Baker in the R2D2 suit, in the box? HARSH

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:40 (ten years ago) link

First movie is going to be all about restoring the economy and Luke applying for payday loans.

bets wishes (jel --), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:54 (ten years ago) link

That will still be better than the racist Trade Federation bullshit.

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link

why think up alien cultures when you can just use handy-dandy racist stereotypes

PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:23 (ten years ago) link

Its a Harry potter crossover!!! win!!

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link

Harry Potter and the Phantom Menace

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link

third Star Wars film to feature a cast member of Ingmar Bergman and Bille August's The Best Intentions

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link


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