I'm drunk!

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I gave all that up last year. Beer and wine for me these days

Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

hope u guys are british b/c the work day just ended on the east coast, it's lil earlier to be drunk

marcos, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link

how dare you call me british

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 21:25 (ten years ago) link

xxp Me too. I'm off the drink, doctors orders, swollen &c. But I was never a big spirits guy anyway. Fucking ridic. I don't even drink strong beer, 5% is high for me

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link

xp heyyy now. Manners cost nothing, watercunt

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link

Who is dreamland

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:29 (ten years ago) link

watercunt??? that's a new chapter

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 21:29 (ten years ago) link

I hear ya. It's great to get to that point where you can feel it off a 5 or 6%

Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:32 (ten years ago) link

Idk, I'm a man.. And I usually lurk and I'm kinda drunk so theree

Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:33 (ten years ago) link

Sip

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Friday, 2 May 2014 21:42 (ten years ago) link

Wha

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link

I drank instead of eating this eve, a dumb thing to do IN MY CONNNNDITION but I just didn't get round to dinner. I will be v pukesome tomorrow but oh well, bank holiday innit. Might get a kebab.

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:50 (ten years ago) link

Holiday, I must be missing something? I'm American tho.

Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 22:00 (ten years ago) link

w8 I have no money hahaha, no kebab for me

xp brit hol. M'aidez.

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 22:04 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

yo ilx i'm up all night 2 get drunk

Mordy, Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:48 (ten years ago) link

finished off a six pack like it was bottled water, and just killed a pint of haagen daaz mint chocolate chip. now i'm considering stealing one of my roommate's beers because he stole half my coconut oil and used the rest of my laundry detergent. so it's come to this.

Spectrum, Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:37 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

not presently drunk, but a friend visiting my house just sent me a text informing me that "your bathroom looks like a hangover"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 September 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link

seven months pass...

I am drunk

the finest of display names? o rly (wins), Sunday, 3 May 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

Quite similar to this time last year

the finest of display names? o rly (wins), Sunday, 3 May 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

hi5

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 May 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

fuck.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 May 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Hello my ILXors. Is anyone else drinking right now?

Charlie Chaplin Challenge (j.lu), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:48 (eight years ago) link

hellooo

mookieproof, Monday, 13 July 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link

Hello my good fellow.

Charlie Chaplin Challenge (j.lu), Monday, 13 July 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link

Do ILXors chat anywhere these days?

Charlie Chaplin Challenge (j.lu), Monday, 13 July 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link

this is my first three-day weekend since march and i am . . . wasting it, i guess? cool

mookieproof, Monday, 13 July 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link

I just wasted this past weekend, so I cannot judge.

Charlie Chaplin Challenge (j.lu), Monday, 13 July 2015 02:24 (eight years ago) link

I'm having red wine and listening to "More". Been listening to a lot of early Floyd recently on youtube, and this is probably the best of the non-Barrett early albums.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 13 July 2015 03:00 (eight years ago) link

bunch of PBR and pirates-cardinals after true detective, p solid sunday night

slothroprhymes, Monday, 13 July 2015 03:04 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

My husband bough wine to celebrate our first night in our new house, and now he's setting up shit while I'm drunk on ilx.

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Saturday, 29 August 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

\m/

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 August 2015 04:08 (eight years ago) link

housewarming! congrats

drash, Saturday, 29 August 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

I'm way drunk and I'm worried that I just angered my husband with an elaborate (and drunken!) political rant.

pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Sunday, 7 February 2016 04:10 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

heeeeeYYYYYYYYYYY

Treeship, Monday, 14 March 2016 05:24 (eight years ago) link

feeling a lot of brooklyn patriotism rn

Treeship, Monday, 14 March 2016 05:24 (eight years ago) link

land of bars

Treeship, Monday, 14 March 2016 05:24 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...

I took a break from drinking but today I bought a bottle of CC. Wanting to watch Prince videos on youtube, but I can't find any?

JacobSanders, Sunday, 22 January 2017 03:53 (seven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Do ILXorz chat anywhere any more?

Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Saturday, 6 January 2018 03:19 (six years ago) link

Not really but on the rare occasion slack or discord

infinity (∞), Saturday, 6 January 2018 03:28 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

why is drinking so popular? it's one of the worst drugs. the cycles of 12 ounce pisses, the feeling the next day. you can end up with a lampshade on your head. but sometimes there is also a quiet dignity in being drunk while trying to do thinks normally

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:49 (five years ago) link

i meant something else there but i'll leave it at that

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:49 (five years ago) link

It's legal.

albvivertine, Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:56 (five years ago) link

1) Because a substantial industry advocates on its behalf; and 2) it's a socially sanctioned way of transcending normal consciousness.

Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Sunday, 1 July 2018 04:06 (five years ago) link

cheers to that

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 July 2018 04:29 (five years ago) link

I think actually 2 is the egg and 1 is the chicken

El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 July 2018 04:34 (five years ago) link

Otherwise totally on point, 🍻

El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 July 2018 04:34 (five years ago) link

crazy sometimes to think about the fact that there are people out there who don't drink. life isn't good enough to be sober for all of it. thats all

k3vin k., Sunday, 8 July 2018 04:46 (five years ago) link

You’re probably right but I’m too anxious to start drinking.

devops mom (silby), Sunday, 8 July 2018 04:49 (five years ago) link

I'm too anxious to not drink.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 8 July 2018 05:02 (five years ago) link


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