this showed up on my feed today and it is the most irritating one I have seen in a while:
http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-isnt-having-sex-tonight
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 05:26 (ten years ago) link
women be almost nearing sexual satisfaction
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 07:09 (ten years ago) link
Worst ariane walkthrough yet
― Mark G, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 08:19 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/s526x395/10276060_10152106125768861_6488768517077342549_n.jpg
― goth colouring book (anagram), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 09:27 (ten years ago) link
U know not their saved games
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:52 (ten years ago) link
Not everyone is on the same level.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:52 (ten years ago) link
― Mark G, Wednesday, May 7, 2014 3:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lollllllllllll
― frogbs, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:55 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1606872_797342576942986_6435660428091029066_n.jpg
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:44 (ten years ago) link
It's funny because they've got weird eyes.
exciting range of ways to be offensive there
― nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:46 (ten years ago) link
Milliband comes out best there.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 21:26 (ten years ago) link
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-AhOy5E0FsTk/U2jELV0WnFI/AAAAAAAAPXs/AdLswJ1NwS8/w557-h791/1447f79447b32d3461a92ba789906c47.jpg
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:24 (ten years ago) link
the person posting this "my wife" stuff is, as far as i know, single, and has never been married
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:25 (ten years ago) link
must be prty cool to have a wife tho huh
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:27 (ten years ago) link
my gf's cousin has been telling 'my wife' jokes since he was in high school. I suspect his reasons are complicated.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:52 (ten years ago) link
Must be amazingly cool to have a wife with access to the world's knowledge. Though I fear it would send a mere mortal insane, so she's probably some kind of robot wife. Also cool.
― emil.y, Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:07 (ten years ago) link
"and this is my wife, IBM Watson"
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:17 (ten years ago) link
If my wife is Google, then I must be Ask Jeeves.
― pplains, Thursday, 8 May 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link
no, you are dogpile ;_;
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link
(but not really)
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/luv2luvnelly/00FakeLaugh.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link
Hahaha
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:00 (ten years ago) link
i actually know someone who was on jeopardy and lost the lead in final jeopardy bc he chose alta vista over google as the most popular search engine.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link
it seems crazy now. but i actually used ask jeeves, alta vista, dogpile, etc. back in the day. that 'dogpile' even exists is absurd. not worth my horribly formed joek. but it's absurd.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:10 (ten years ago) link
Remember Mama? I used that one.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:22 (ten years ago) link
"I don't have to ask my wife - she left me because I'm an unbearable prick"
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:49 (ten years ago) link
oh godthis is just pathetic
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1898272_709228039127512_12777537_n.jpg
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link
Mmmmm, camera ham.
― emil.y, Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link
sorry stevie nicks, you have to pick one
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link
Butter or Fly PICK ONE MARIAH
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:43 (ten years ago) link
sorry bo jackson
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:12 (ten years ago) link
u must specialize
flatbread or pizza: PICK ONE, SUBWAY
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:53 (ten years ago) link
markers or waterface. no switzerlands allowed.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:58 (ten years ago) link
am I a country or a rock?
― chinavision!, Friday, 9 May 2014 01:00 (ten years ago) link
you are the country rock song 'like a rock'
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:03 (ten years ago) link
but you also have a country in you display name so that's 2 vs. 2 it's a toss up
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:04 (ten years ago) link
vegemite or grrl
;_;
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:32 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/oXKhJpa.jpg
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, 9 May 2014 12:45 (ten years ago) link
lol @ "Leather or lace? McDonald's or Taco Bell?"
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, 9 May 2014 12:46 (ten years ago) link
gifs that make me ashamed to be a socialist for $500
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, May 9, 2014 8:46 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
your place or mine?
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link
dying at lengthy rebuttals of that Paris Hilton macro by libertarian bloggers
http://vincenton.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/this-9gag-meme-claims-capitalism-should-be-blamed-for-teslas-poverty-and-paris-hiltons-success-while-freely-spreading-factual-political-error/
http://maximizeliberty.com/post/73005465714/ridiculous-meme-of-the-day-debunked-paris-hilton-vs
― the final toasting before making a dash for the frigid regions upstairs (soref), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link
they mad
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
'debunked'
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link
let me guess, they replied to a silly amateurish jpeg with a dish of the ole 'WE DON'T HAVE A TR00 FREE MARKET SYSTEM' casserole w/ a side of Ayn Rand nonsense? only asking cos I refuse to read it
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link
anyone getting these timehop things yet?
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10264827_10152162341457983_2942796089773981155_n.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 9 May 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link
"That same right was denied in his native homeland, Croatia/Yugoslavia/Serbia (or whatever!)."
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 9 May 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link
"I can only assume one thing..." you don't live in Scotland.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Friday, 9 May 2014 23:55 (ten years ago) link
.. You are not wearing a shirt.
― Mark G, Saturday, 10 May 2014 09:03 (ten years ago) link