i just kicked a drunk woman out of my hotel for calling my gay coworker a fag

seriously fuck mondays

At least you got away before they arrived.

^^^ oh DANG!

The man is white, 27-years-old, 5’8’’, 185 pounds, wearing a black shirt and white shorts and driving a 2004 steen.

Four and a half hours later, after the SWAT team took all necessary precautions, they found out no one was there. "We suspect the use of magic," reported a source close to the department, "but nothing's been confirmed." So, a manhunt has now begun.

The man is white, 27-years-old, 5’8’’, 185 pounds, wearing a black shirt and white shorts. Citizens are cautioned to keep their distance, as the suspect is reportedly in possession of a notebook of "ill rhymes."

Basically dude beatin on the girl was former san antonio sheriff's dept guy. APD couldn't get into the room, so they assumed he'd barricaded himself in. APD proceeded to freak that he'd come out guns blazing, so they spent four hours clearing everybody off the fifth & sixth floors (lol @ 60 people wanting comp rooms) and got their battering rams and shotguns and tear gas ready and finally took down the door and dude was gone.

i didn't have the heart to tell them we have 4 or 5 doors that only open if you turn the handle upwards.

Police are investigating a hacked moleskine found in the Star Seeds parking lot.

is that the dude who was upset about his car?

nah diff guy

rough pair of days

could be worse, the guy coulda been there

Did the 60 people get anything?

Suspect is in possession of holsters on each wrist suspected to contain weapons capable of lethal fieriness.

Did the 60 people get anything?

-- kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, August 25, 2008 5:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Haha corporate instructed us to "give them free breakfast if they push it, but nothing more: it's not our fault that a guy with a gun beat his girlfriend, and we didn't have them moved. APD did. Do NOT, under any circumstances, comp a room."

Corporate are some money-grubbin dbags.

My new boss comped a couple rooms, making me look like an asshole for following protocol. Meet the new boss...

hahah chaki upthread

I do think it'd be a difficult decision, whether to comp the rooms. Sizeable loss of revenue, but hey, shit happens. This ain't the Ritz.

What's up with people who are like "oh some guy was armed and beating a woman--I want my comped room NOW."

Well the reason they want their room comped is that they were woken up at 1 am and moved to new rooms by members of the Austin SWAT team.

fwiw

FUCK YOU, PAY ME

i'd probably not want to pay for that night's stay either TBH.

srsly!

Yeah I mean that sucks but I cannot imagine asking for a comp room because of it.

Nah honestly I think it's totally fair to be upset about it and want some kind of compensation for the shit that went down, and "just comp my room and we'll call it even" is usually the first recourse in that kind of situation. It's frustrating that corporate will comp a guy's room if he complains loud enough about his mattress being "too soft," but they won't let us compensate people who get shuffled around in their pajamas by dudes with assault rifles.

OK that I get--the things you fail to remember when you haven't worked a customer-facing job for years.

It's out of the hotel's hands. It's like wanting a comp b/c it was thundering all night and you couldn't sleep.

Unless the Austin Doubletree is specifically courting an undesirable element of psycho ex-cops.

"M'am, we reserve the right to shuffle anyone around in their pajamas by dudes with assault rifles. My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your complaints on our property."

"We guarantee no creeps will be rented rooms in this hotel."

do the guests have to pay for their room if they're forced off their floor by a fire?

I don't know.

Corporate would say yes. "The fire/power outage/car burglary/giant squid attack wasn't our fault, we're not liable, we're not paying for their room."

I can guarantee you at least a dozen people would demand that their rooms be comped though.

All I know is that I'd go into work with a deep sense of dread anticipating having to deal with lots of angry people.

"M'am, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hate speech on our property. We have not and will not charge you a cent and you're free to take your business elsewhere. I'd rather not call the police, but if you insist on continuing to disturb our guests I will. Please leave."

slur-ranting

"I just kicked a drunk fag out of my coworker for calling my gay woman a hotel."

"Me bartender, I and I, and me fi bossman will not tolerate ya bloodclaat homophobia on our property. Come out mi yard""

Ethan and JW hate when ILXors get self-righteous.

― da croupier

and where are they now? makes you think........

giggle

is this thread the hoos legacy? is it the otmarking?

AUSTERE / DEBONAIR (maybe it is from New Zealand?)

these dont rhyme!?

The thread where HOOS became DA MAN. Good times.

last words I ever utter on this earth will be "it was bullshit that anybody gave big hoos aka the steendriver a hard time on that fucking I just kicked a drunk woman out of my hotel thread"

john i appresh u support for all time my man but that said i must admit this post is classic

http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/99sep/images/9909lincoln.jpg
"M'am, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hate speech on our property. We have not and will not charge you a cent and you're free to take your business elsewhere. I'd rather not call the police, but if you insist on continuing to disturb our guests I will. Please leave."

― and what, Sunday, May 27, 2007 12:50 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

i miss ethan :-(

yeah :(

he told me to tell you guys to stfu & keep his name off your lips btw

Today is my last day at this hotel.

please list everything you plan to piss in/on before leaving

Damn this burner is hot.

yay HOOS!