there was a possible urban legend about a social studies teacher at my middle school clipping his toenails in front of the class as the kids were doing worksheets
― a strange man (mh), Friday, 16 May 2014 18:30 (ten years ago) link
people who don't clean up their dog shit. i mean, fuck you. 100% pure selfish bullshit, you want to have a dog but you're too lazy to clean up after it. i want to track these people down and take a shit on their front porch, or start throwing my kid's diapers on their lawn
― marcos, Friday, 6 June 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link
people who ride through quiet neighborhoods late at night on really loud motorcycles
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Friday, 6 June 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/23/world/europe/a-forensic-approach-to-a-sidewalk-nuisance.html?_r=0
^^^ the future of crimefighting IMO
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 June 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link
haha
Cities have tried everything from the postal service (a Spanish mayor mailed the stuff back to dog owners) to shaming (some cities have publicized the names of offending owners) to bribery (some parks in Mexico City offered free Wi-Fi in exchange for bags of waste).
i definitely like the first option. send that shit back to them. wipe that shit on their cars, front doors, whatever.
― marcos, Friday, 6 June 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link
before the city started rehabbing the bloomingdale trail (a disused raised-earth/concrete train track popular w/ joggers), a friend and i were walking on it and discovered an enormous pile of plastic bags filled with dog shit that someone had been systematically tossing up onto the trail instead of throwing it in the garbage. the fucking laziness of people.
― clouds, Friday, 6 June 2014 17:59 (ten years ago) link
oh yea i see bags of dog shit laying around almost as much as unbagged
― marcos, Friday, 6 June 2014 18:02 (ten years ago) link
I try as hard as I can not to judge others for their actions. However I've more recently drawn up a very short list of unforgiveables:
1. People who clap on the beat (bar certain exceptions like Latin rhythms etc)2. People who leave washing-up liquid to dry on plates and forks 3. People who assume the area code on their telephone number is automatically implied, especially if they live in London - As in: 'Yes my number is 2720362'
― 3kDk (dog latin), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 10:20 (ten years ago) link
3. This means you hate old people.
― fields of salmon, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:39 (ten years ago) link
Or people from Delaware, where there is only one area code.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:44 (ten years ago) link
4. People who get tattoos of area codes that are subsequently rezoned
― fields of salmon, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:29 (ten years ago) link
I worked at Pizza Hit briefly in college and corporate would send out management briefings with like, monthly buzzwords and the one in use while I worked there was STELLAR and our weird uptight mid-20s eyes on the corporate prize manager would walk around saying STELLAR like a broken freaking record.
*has thoughts about nuking society from orbit that would probably get me handcuffed and treated mercilessly and violently by law enforcement with if i were to type them out*
― llano del rio (get bent), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:37 (ten years ago) link
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/8/24/1345824513932/Jamie-Oliver-list-001.jpg
please do
― kinder, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:44 (ten years ago) link
"Wow, that's Proper Rustic!™"
― clouds, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link
wanted to post the italo-disco song "superustic man" but it might be too obscure even for youtube
― llano del rio (get bent), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:48 (ten years ago) link
lol I just called someone a disgusting savage irl after she told me she likes to eat the stuffing out of oreos
― The Reverend, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link
ya its an ilx ingrained phrase that gets me into a lot of IRL trouble
― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 August 2014 08:20 (ten years ago) link
my wife thinks it's a bit over the top that I call my children disgusting savages
thank you ilx
― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Monday, 11 August 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link
ppl who use 'ask' as a noun
― mookieproof, Monday, 11 August 2014 23:12 (ten years ago) link
Q
What about "a heavy lift" instead of "ask." As in, "I know this is a heavy lift, but..." Someone used it on me the other day and I kind of liked it.
― tobo73, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 11:20 (ten years ago) link
Lift has long been used as a noun. Ask is a recent piece of jargon.
― dustups delivered to your door (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link
from a 1781 letter by the scholar Thomas Twining (whose grandfather founded the Twinings tea empire):
“I am not so unreasonable as to desire you to take notice of all the stuff I scribble, or answer all my asks.”
― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 11:58 (ten years ago) link
^^^savage
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 12:44 (ten years ago) link
Discuss tea savages
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:45 (ten years ago) link
wonder how much slave labor was used by the twinings since the company was founded.
― clouds, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link
It would be a big ask to find out.
― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Thursday, 14 August 2014 17:24 (ten years ago) link
Sam Lipsyte's THE ASK is really great you guys
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link
otm
― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:11 (ten years ago) link
I judge people who say they don't like the most basic of foodstuffs like pasta or eggs. fair enough, you don't like celery, that's understandable but PASTA? What's not to like?
*person in question said pasta was 'slimy dough'.
― 3kDk (dog latin), Friday, 15 August 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link
it's cool; i judge people who are incapable of making sandwiches
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 August 2014 18:57 (ten years ago) link
who can't make a sandwich
― j., Friday, 15 August 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link
Men who leave sexist comments under articles written by feminists are always demanding to have sandwiches made for them.
― struwwelpeter capaldi (suzy), Friday, 15 August 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link
― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Monday, August 11, 2014 8:18 AM Bookmark
My dad used to address me and my sister as 'Heathen' and 'Pagan', respectively, when we were kids.
― The Reverend, Friday, 15 August 2014 19:50 (ten years ago) link
Some Horrible Sociopath Disgusting Savage Hung A Used Condom From An F Train Handrail
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 10 October 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
Someone tied a used condom to the windscreen wipers of my work's company car one night. (The next week the building was robbed, and the week after that the police shot someone dead in the neighbouring car park, so the condom was actually light relief in the scheme of things.)
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 00:47 (nine years ago) link
people who put their windshield wipers up before a snowstorm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a-zKKpmu6Q
― i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 15 February 2015 07:15 (nine years ago) link
what's wrong with that?
― Nhex, Sunday, 15 February 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link
yeah unreg i don't get it. i only remember to do it occasionally but if your winter precip is in the form of ice it saves you a few minutes in the AM digging your wipers out. you can just scrape and then put them back down.
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 16 February 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link
people who have the Sld spice jingle as an alert tone on their phone
― brimstead, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link
Old Spice
Agreed
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/klynKst.png
― brimstead, Sunday, 19 April 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link
I hate that guy so, so much.
― fields of salmon, Monday, 27 July 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link
yep
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 July 2015 13:50 (nine years ago) link
Drug Goes From $13.50 a Tablet to $750, Overnight
http://nyti.ms/1FpAM5R
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 September 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link
jfc
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 September 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link
it will fund much needed research of business jets
― rip van wanko, Monday, 21 September 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link
businessmen who have loud conversations/phonecalls at urinals in public/office restrooms: who the fuck are these people and what universe do they live in
― welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:58 (eight years ago) link
otm, this is savagery of the highest order
bathrooms aren't for this ppl, we're living in a society here
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 19:59 (eight years ago) link
my office shares a restroom with another office whose entire male staff apparently feels the need to urinate in pairs and make extremely loud small talk while doing so. are they a cult?
― welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 20:00 (eight years ago) link