― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link
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― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― nabiscothingy (nory), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 19 May 2005 04:08 (nineteen years ago) link
I am about to sound like your mother -- or, rather, what your mother should sound like were she not too busy dealing with your deadbeat father to notice how strange you look -- so get ready. And stand up straight.
Young lady, do you know who you look like with your hair like that? Are you ready for this? Hilary Duff. Yes, I know you're thinner than she is, and that's an entirely different discussion, although I suppose this all does prove once and for all that your boobies are real. Yes, I said "boobies." Don't "Mooom" me! As I was saying: do you really want to be running around town looking like a girl who was in a silly TV show and then made a couple of movies with boys on the WB? Do you? I didn't think so. And I know the hair is allegedly for a role, but I really hope you're not thinking about keeping it that way, because blondes have more fun or some cockamamie reason, because, missy, let me tell you a thing or two: you look like every skinny blonde starlet in town like this, thing one, and thing two? Thing two is that, for your information, redheads are all over the runways this season, so your real hair color -- in addition to looking so pretty on you, sweetie -- is really very chic. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Blondes are a dime -- don't you dare walk out on me when I am talking to you!
I haven't even started on your outfit. What are those SHORTS? Why don't you just cuff them and we can start calling you "Baby" and making jokes about putting you in the corner. You just look so messy, sweetie. And you're such a pretty girl, why is everything so baggy and ill-fitting and layered and wrongly proportioned?
You used to be so adorable! Come here, and look at these pictures with me. Look at you here!
What happened? Is it because you're hanging around with those girls? I told you I don't like you spending so much time with that Nicole Richie. I used to think she was all right, but she spends so much time in the bathroom. No! No -- don't you dare try and tell me she has irritable bowels, Lindsay. I will give YOU an irritable bowel if you interupt me one more time, so help me God. I have SEEN that girl and if her bowels are irritated, it's because there's nothing moving through them.
No, it's not "ew," it's sad, and I don't want you hanging out with her anymore. Honey, seriously. I just want to help. I want to help, and for you to wear either shorts, or pants, but not these Federline-inspired shortpris. Okay? Now, I know you've had a hard time since you and WhatsHisName, Wilber, broke up -- sorry, WilMER, WilMER, although I don't know what kind of name WILMER is -- sorry, sweetie, I know. It smarts. It still smarts. Come here and let me hug you.
There, there. Now, let's go to Barney's and get you some real pants. We can TP Wilmer's place on the way home. Go get your shoes.
(courtesy Go Fug Yourself)
― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 05:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 20 May 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link
Bouncy teen pinup Lindsay Lohan may be a little too, well, bouncy, for Disney.
Moms at early test screenings of "Herbie: Fully Loaded" clucked about her being too prominent upfront to the point that execs spent more than $1 million to digitally downsize La Lohan's bosom and draw in higher necklines, reports Us Weekly. Lindsay's rep laughed off allegations of any alterations ...
― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link
I think my boss just saw me looking at very scantily clad Gerri pix.
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 27 May 2005 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link
that's robert altman
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:50 (eighteen years ago) link
She can, in a strange way, have that typical Altman female look, long hair, ultra-feminine, kinda natural.
― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:55 (eighteen years ago) link
This thread is now about Mean Girls co-star Lacey Chabert
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― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:14 (eighteen years ago) link
On the set of Prairie Home Companion I hope?
― Zed Szetlian (Finn MacCool), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 10:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link
A cracked-out coke head, then? Seems a bit excessive.
― Zed Szetlian (Finn MacCool), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link
-- kingfish (jdsalmo...), July 13th, 2005.
I am ready for the last part there.
― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link
I will never understand the sickness that compels people to channel their hatred at celebrities.
― what's in it for you? (dymaxia), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link
They sold their story to US Weekly, and of course Lohan's reps denied it, but still, we have proof! Not that we needed any, really.
― nory (nory), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link
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― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link
ihttp://www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/women/Lindsay.Lohan/14102004/Llohanpants071004_001.jpg
― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― strong hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link