Lets hear some classic Futurama quotes for a change

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meanwhile, The Simpsons is apparently secure for another three seasons at least (a few of the actors who provide key voices had contractual qualms) - its just not fair i tells ya

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 16 January 2003 12:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I find that the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 16 January 2003 12:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

80s guy: "You remeber that song Saftey Dance?"
Fry: "Oh yeah!
Both: "DOO DOO DEE DEE DEE DOO DOO DEE DEE DEE"
Fry: "You know, it wasn't as safe as they said it was."

Stevem is OTM. When anyone pulls the "even if they suck, the simpsons are better than anything else on TV" line, Futurama is my standard refutation. Also, futurama is better sci-fi than most "serious" sci-fi on TV.

― fletrejet, Thursday, 16 January 2003 12:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I come bearing Tri-ominoes!!"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 16 January 2003 12:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

what annoyed me was all the critics saying 'its no Simpsons, but...' when by the time Fry and co. got going The Simpsons was blatantly flagging and running out of ideas (and jokes) - Futurama's had a better script and better gags from the outset really, tho i concede that Futurama probably doesnt have the same mileage as The Simpsons did.

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 16 January 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

one of the things the simpsons had which futurama lacks is a HUGE ensemble cast, so f always feels a bit underpopulated, somehow

of course the bbc mainly only shows series one of the simpsons so i can't compare properly

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 16 January 2003 13:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

underpopoulated = saying "i like this, but i'd like it more if there was more of it"

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 16 January 2003 13:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm gonna build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! Forget the blackjack. And the theme park".

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 16 January 2003 13:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

i dont get this, the BBC has been showing LOADS of late 90s episodes! but both they and Sky will revert to the first two series every 6 months it seems...in fact i'm not sure season 6 is getting much of a look-in, (tho it should be)

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 16 January 2003 13:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

what happened to this c4 paying a million £ an episode thing?

― zemko (bob), Thursday, 16 January 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Search: anything with Zapp Brannigan and Kif.

"Have the boy bring me my dress shorts."
"The boy?"
"You, Kif. You bring me my dress shorts."
"Sigh."

"In the game of chess, it is vital never to let your opponent see your pieces"

Sadly Zapp mhas made it impossible for me to watch Planet Of The Apes without collapsing.

Does it have more visual jokes than the Simpsons? I'm thinking of stuff with Bender - him shitting a brick, or taking three beers out of his chest to celebrate and drinking them all.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 16 January 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

(of simpsons, natch)

― zemko (bob), Thursday, 16 January 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

I still can't get my head around the fact that it was actually Al Gore in the "fry returns to 2000" episode.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

zemko, apparently C4 have done that and i think they get to start showing them in the Autumn...no doubt they will failt to settle on a consistent transmission time once Celeb Big Brother rears its stupid fat fuckarsed face though

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

"oh I'm sorry, you were crying - like a woman"

― g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Professor: "Yes! It's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring."
Zoidberg: "Awww"
Professor: "For the last time Zoidberg, look with your eyes, not your claws!"

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

hehehe, i'm going to buy the DVD sets on the basis of this thread i think

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 16 January 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Incompetent Turquoise Chicken Lawyer is better than anything that's been on the Simpsons in a least three years. 'Now, little girl, I want you to realise that there is absoluteleh nothin' for you to be afraid of. I- (shrieks loudly) I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.' 'Your honour, I move that I be disbarred for introducin' this evi-dence against mah own client.'

Also, wasn't there some kind of Charm Robot that spouted the line 'Is heaven missing an angel? Because you have nice cans.'

― Ferg (Ferg), Thursday, 16 January 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Iron Chef take-off episode was a beaut.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 January 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Why does a robot have to drink?"
"I don't have to drink! I can quit any time I want!"

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 16 January 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Single female lawyer/
Fighting for her clients/
Wearing tiny miniskirts/
And being self-reliant"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 16 January 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"FRY! why do you have yoghurt in your locker"
"i wanted to keep some milk, and, well... time makes fools of us all."

― matthew james (matthew james), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't understand Mark's "underpopulated" comment: surely the Simpsons got as well-populated as it did by picking up character after character for season after season?

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Granted, the fact that Futurama "travels" and they live in a big city removes the ease of just returning every character you introduce, but, e.g., I just watched the collapsing-planet episode where they brought in Kif, Brannigan, and Nibbler, one of whom is now super-involved and the others of whom can be used in pretty much the same manner as a Krusty or a Hibbert.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also: every line uttered by Morbo, the newsreader.

Morbo: "Morbo can't understand his TelePrompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat."
Linda: "It's a 'T'. It goes 'tuh'."
Morbo: "Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

Or...

Nixon: "Hello, Morbo. How's the family?
Morbo: "Belligerent and numerous."
Nixon: "Good man! Nixon's pro-war and pro-family."

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 16 January 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

prolly inaccurate but:

"now that u need my help why do u expect me to help you when you didn't need my help when it offered it to you"
"what the hell are you talking about?"

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Thursday, 16 January 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am so glad Ch4 are showing Futurama at 7am every morning (instead of Ri:se). It makes getting ready to go to work bearable.
Damn, it's funny.

― DavidM (DavidM), Thursday, 16 January 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Professor: "So that's what it would have been like if I had invented The Finglonger."

― Lek Dukagjin, Thursday, 16 January 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

"This is one death Dr. Zoidberg won't be responsible for!"

In fact, anything Zoidberg says.

― Al_Ewing, Thursday, 16 January 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ditto to 'anything Zoidberg says'

― James Blount, Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Cartoon Network is going to be showing episodes of Futurama @ 11 PM (EST) Mon-Thur - that is, unless Brak & Carl lied to me.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Listen here, my friend, I would never lie to you.

― Carl, Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You're covered with bedsores!"

"Not covered.."

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

At its best, Futurama more than stacks up against Simpsons, but its grebtest problem is remarkable inconsistency. First half of season 1 = classic, middle half of season 2 = classic, and everything else was hit or miss. In fact, Futurama as a whole seems to have gone through the ups and downs of 13+ years of Simpsons, in only 3 years, namely an over-reliance on Bender which quickly led to an exponential increase in his jerkassocity.

Bender: Magnets screw up my inhibition unit.
Fry: So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?
Bender: Yes. [sadly] I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer ...

Robot horror flick: "Behold my system of mighty organs!"

Fry: "I need the apartment tonight. [hands him money] Go see a saucy puppet show."
Bender: "Can do!"

Amy: "So what do you think of that guy by the bar?"
Leela: "I don't know. Maybe."
Bender: "Forget it! He's gay."
Leela: "What? How can you tell?"
Bender: "I just know these things. I've got what they call 'gaydar'."
Leela: "There's no such thing."
Bender: "No? ....Ok, I've got a lock on him. Yep, he's gay!"
Amy: "Are you sure?"
Bender: "Definitely! Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon."

Fry: "Wait a second. You are a bender, right? We can get out of here if you just bend the bars!"
Bender: "Dream on skin tube! I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes. What do I look like? A debender?"
Fry: "Who cares what you're programmed for? If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"
Bender: "I'll have to check my program. Yep!"

*sigh* I miss it already.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

"ahh, to be young again. And also a robot"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 16 January 2003 23:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

YES i totally forgot about morbo, he's the best

― zemko (bob), Friday, 17 January 2003 00:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

thanks for the links and the quotes here. now... CHEESE IT!

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 17 January 2003 10:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Why, the only thing in this bottle was common tap water!"

"AAAAAWW!"

"Yes, common tap water and a little L - S - D!"

― jm (jtm), Friday, 17 January 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

four years pass...

Revive, to go mano a mano with ~~this envelope~~ the Simpsons dialogue thread!

― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Zapp: Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.

Bender: Great, we're gonna die.

Fry: And this ham gum is all bones.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link

In fact that whole episode has some great lines:

Zapp: It's the one word the robot uses more than any other. We got it from this convenient database of his 10 most frequently-used words. [He presses a button on the database and a list comes up.] Number 10, chump; number nine, chumpette; number eight, yours; number seven, up; number six, pimpmobile; number five, bite; number four, my ... [Leela gasps.] ... number three, shiny; number two, daffodil. And Bender's number one most frequently-uttered word, the word which, if uttered, will blow up this entire planet: Ass.

[Fry gasps.]

Fry: We don't have long!

― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:48 (sixteen years ago) link

DON'T BE A DOG-HEART WO-MAN!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Hahah Hermes and LaBarbara are awesmome, me and my ex call each other "hooosbaaand!" and "wiiiiyfe!" sometimes.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link

more morbo plz

― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:24 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e3upOxWWsY

― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Morbo: "Morbo demands an answer to the following question. If you saw
a delicious candy in the hands of a small child. Would you seize and consume it?"
John Jackson: "Unthinkable."
Jack Johnson: "I wouldn't think of it."
Morbo: "What about you Mr. Nixon? I remind you. You are under of a truth-o-scope."
Nixon: "Question is vague. You don't say what kind of candy and whether anyone is watching. In anyway I certainly wouldn't harm the child."

― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZEfawdiEOM

― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Morbo: Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips.
Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!! GOODNIGHT!!!

― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh I see someone already posted a YT link for that.

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE POST YT LINKS WITH NO EFFING EXPLANATION AS TO WHAT THEY ARE GRRR.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Professor Farnsworth: The Devil take this predictable colon!

Pound for pound, Farnsworth is the funniest of em all.

Fry: Are you crazy? I cant swallow that.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well then, good news! It's a suppository.

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:34 (sixteen years ago) link

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as seen on the tar channel

― j., Friday, 28 February 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link

Fry: They discovered a 20th century pizzeria! Just like the one I used to work at!

Bender: Interesting! No, wait. The other thing. Tedious.

― frogbs, Friday, 28 February 2014 18:44 (ten years ago) link

Yep, that's whatever you were talking about for you.

― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 28 February 2014 18:47 (ten years ago) link

Alex: [in movie] Mr. Mayor, if you want to see a real vampire, look in the mirror!

Mayor: [in movie] I can't! I'm a vampire!

― I never did nothing to no curry (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 February 2014 18:56 (ten years ago) link

Calculon: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!

― Elvis Telecom, Monday, January 6, 2014 2:19 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can only hear this in Calculon's voice and it's side-splittingly funny every time.

― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 28 February 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

PS: Cashier's check

― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 April 2014 13:18 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

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Futurama now has its own version of Frinkiac: https://morbotron.com/

― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Monday, 8 August 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

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― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

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― you think Lou Bega gave up after Mambo Number One??? (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

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― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

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― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link

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― weatheringdaleson, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 04:22 (seven years ago) link

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― Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 05:17 (seven years ago) link

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― Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 05:32 (seven years ago) link

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― Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link

Better:

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― Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 05:37 (seven years ago) link

Yes! An important site, thank you.

Much quoted in spacecadet orbital habitation unit (or misquoted - in my head the stench was "glorious"):

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― a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 10:17 (seven years ago) link

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― you think Lou Bega gave up after Mambo Number One??? (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:00 (seven years ago) link

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― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link

Futurama always great for the one-two punch:

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― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link

oops let's try again

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― you think Lou Bega gave up after Mambo Number One??? (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link

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― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

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― you think Lou Bega gave up after Mambo Number One??? (voodoo chili), Thursday, 11 August 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

http://kotaku.com/zapp-brannigans-voice-actor-reading-stupid-donald-trump-1785180841

― how's life, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

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― weatheringdaleson, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

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― weatheringdaleson, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

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― weatheringdaleson, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

http://kotaku.com/zapp-brannigans-voice-actor-reading-stupid-donald-trump-1785180841

yeah I thought this is what the bump was about. so good

― frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

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― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 12 August 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

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― stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Friday, 6 April 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link

i regularly think of morbo singing 'funky town' at space kareoke

also (i think from the same episode?) zapp brannigan's immortal 'she's built like a stakehouse but she handles like a bistro!'

― star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 April 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

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― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 6 April 2018 21:59 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

this is the worst kind of discrimination. the kind against me!

― la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Monday, 23 November 2020 06:19 (three years ago) link

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― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 07:17 (three years ago) link

zapp brannigan's immortal 'she's built like a stakehouse but she handles like a bistro!'

This is the only Futurama line that has stuck in my head... remarkably difficult to get into a conversation.

― my opinionation (Hamildan), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 10:20 (three years ago) link

i see “to shreds you say” used a lot online. i’m all for that.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 12:10 (three years ago) link

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― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 12:15 (three years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Fry: Bender, what was it like lying in that hole for a thousand years?
Bender: I was enjoying it until you guys showed up.

― namaste darkness my old friend (ledge), Monday, 8 November 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

not really enjoying Lrr, Variant of Omicron Persei 8

― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 19:37 (two years ago) link

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― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 19:37 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

john dimaggio at his most recent contract negotiation

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in all seriousness, pay the man

― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 21:29 (two years ago) link

good news everyone!

The cast of #Futurama is whole again.

John DiMaggio, who voices Bender on the long-running and now revived animated series, will join the rest of the show’s core cast for new episodes on Hulu: https://t.co/vi1r7mBvhL pic.twitter.com/4c4Njm0nUh
— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) March 1, 2022

― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 23:03 (two years ago) link

I swear he just held out so he could go I'M BACK BABY later.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 00:23 (two years ago) link

I think this was the first episode I ever saw, that “oops” at the end is something that’s stuck with me to the point I think it might be one of the best jokes in an animated show ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lbcfl0_71s

― frogbs, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 00:47 (two years ago) link

what about this one?

https://c.tenor.com/ZAHC50FvopkAAAAC/futurama-fry.gif

― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 01:04 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/65On5.gif

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 04:54 (two years ago) link

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