― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 03:20 (nineteen years ago) link
What's bloody, monthly, and sings?The New Christy Menstruals.
― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 03:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 03:29 (nineteen years ago) link
"Genoa?" That one reminded me of a Led Zeppelin song.
Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run from the law?
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 03:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 03:44 (nineteen years ago) link
Q:What's the difference between a chicken and a trombonist crossing the road?
A: The chicken has a gig to get to.
― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 04:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 04:18 (nineteen years ago) link
Anthropologist in the jungle finds remote village never before visited by outsiders, is welcomed by all, settles in to study their primeval ways. The people are friendly, the village is peaceful, even the jungle grubs they eat at happy hour are delicious. The only thing that puzzles the anthropologist is the constant sound of drums in the near distance, pounding pounding pounding, day and night. After a few days, he's established enough of a rapport with the chief that he asks what's going on with the drums. "No worry," the chief says. "As long as drums play, everything OK." The anthropologist shrugs and files it away as something to investigate another time. But about a week later, as he's taking notes on courtship rituals, he suddenly realizes the drums have stopped."Oh no!" says one of the villagers. "What happens now?" asks the anthropologist, feeling panicky.The villager groans: "BASS SOLO!"
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 05:35 (nineteen years ago) link
Q:How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The keyboard player can do it with his left hand.
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 05:43 (nineteen years ago) link
A: Pick it up and suck its dick.
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link
what do you call two homosexual vegetables?
lesbeans.
-- christopher james mcintosh, Monday, January 3, 2005 10:00 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
ACTUALLY LEGUMES ARE NOT VEGETABLES
^best joke
― Will M., Friday, 7 September 2007 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link