haha so much for the ppl at the fmu fair telling me to move to JC yesterday
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link
if you can find a place, go for it!
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link
oh i've already basically surrendered mentally for another year in purgatory. Getting a broker next April I guess.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link
omg all of this misery to avoid queens
― iatee, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link
yes Queens is one's way of admitting one really doesnt want to live in NY
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link
i thought that was long island
― Mordy, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link
The G is going to stop at Nassau Ave for 5 weeks this summer, avoiding Queens at this point requires no explanation.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link
knee-jerk anti-queens hate is the only thing keeping it cheap so I guess I shouldn't complain
― iatee, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link
basically ppl try to sell me on Queens now with "you'll be close to the Mets!" ie i'm a celibate neo-retiree who only cares about baseball.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
there are nice neighborhoods in queens w/ cheaper rents that are like 20 mins from manhattan, the mets are really not queens selling point for most people
― iatee, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:25 (ten years ago) link
no, it is a tailored pitch.
also FOOD is a big selling point, and i am the least foodie person on earth
i will not see anyone i know now in those nice neighborhoods
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link
― iatee, Monday, June 2, 2014 11:23 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
A year ago I would have said "OTM and SHHHHH" but now I'm an owner so everyone come on down to Queens!
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link
well you probably hate them anyone xp
― iatee, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link
anyway
― iatee, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:28 (ten years ago) link
yes i hate everyone and everything
christ christ why am i on this board
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:30 (ten years ago) link
i like queens! my first paying-my-rent apartment was in long island city and there are tons of great neighborhoods! i'm in bk solely because of my gal having a place here where i pay under 1k for my share of the rent.
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link
there are also lots of nice parts of the bronx, I would probably move to the bronx over brooklyn at this point
― iatee, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:32 (ten years ago) link
Everyone I know who in recent years has moved to New York from Cleveland lives in Queens or the Bronx.
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:39 (ten years ago) link
i have never been a fan of brooklyn but i have discovered that large swaths of it are still undiscovered unhipsterized portions. so of course i'm helping gentrify them now.
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:41 (ten years ago) link
tbf tho the best borough is philly
― Mordy, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:42 (ten years ago) link
i would move to harlem. one bedroom for 1800. looks nice!
http://www.riverton-square.com/riverton-square/
― scott seward, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link
A 1BR for almost $2000 is way out of my league! Even if I had a partner, half of that would still be considerably more than I pay now!
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:51 (ten years ago) link
But I'm cheap and willing to strike certain bargains to keep my rent under $800. Like my soul, possibly.
itt people who will sell their soul over moving to queens
― iatee, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:54 (ten years ago) link
i live in an awesome 3BR w/ tons of windows in a lovely, tree-lined neighborhood in boston for $1600, nyc is absurd.
― marcos, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:55 (ten years ago) link
feel weird typing that knowing that my relatives in cleveland are looking at the $1600 price tag thinking it's also fucking absurd
all ppl living in cheaper, nicer accommodations than me are otm
― Mordy, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link
that seems way under market for boston
― iatee, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link
xxxp Can they have Indian food delivered at midnight? That's my not-entirely-serious standard for life.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link
xp yea you're right, it is
― marcos, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link
no one outside ny can have indian food delivered at midnight. stuff closes earlier in the diaspora.
― Mordy, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link
xp so my shot is not entirely fair
― marcos, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link
nyc rents are absurd yes. there's a lotta culture (and jobs to support that culture) that are more accessible and pay better than in most other cities tho. And my areas of expertise, such as they are, may not travel that well.
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link
like boston is roughly as expensive as the outer boroughs and does not have the benefit of being nyc so if anything boston rent is harder to justify than ny
― iatee, Monday, 2 June 2014 15:59 (ten years ago) link
Tbf our rent for what is arguably a 2.5-BR is like $600 under market rate too. It has serious drawbacks tho that we are just willing to live with for the space and the neighborhood. Like maintenance, which is nonexistent.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:00 (ten years ago) link
boston is 100x more attractive than outer boroughs though. outer boroughs are ugly as shit
― marcos, Monday, 2 June 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link
The outer--what? Are you even talking about?
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:03 (ten years ago) link
apparently has only seen Times Square
elderly female tenant was standing outside my bldg this weekend, shouting at a friend "I PAY $1350 AND THEY WON'T FIX ANYTHING!"
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link
I PAY $1350 AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link
rent for my store + mortgage on my huge house is roughly the same as that one bedroom in harlem. western mass, bitches!!
― scott seward, Monday, 2 June 2014 16:09 (ten years ago) link
location, location, location
― Mordy, Monday, 2 June 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
that's why they say it 3 times
like i said, 75% of the time i don't understand why anyone lives in NY. i'd move to western mass in a second though
― marcos, Monday, 2 June 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link
it's really not that mysterious why people live in ny
― iatee, Monday, 2 June 2014 16:13 (ten years ago) link
The thing about Brooklyn is that the cheap easy commutes to Manhattan are pretty much exhausted, but you'll probably also see more and more people working in Brooklyn.
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link
I don't understand why I live in NYC either. I mean I do, but it's not because I like NYC.
benefits to living in NY: things are always open, good live entertainment every night, get all the movies, jobs in niche aspirational creative industries, lots of ppl, cultural cache of telling ppl you live in ny when you visit yr parentsdownsides to living in NY: too expensive, it smells during the summer, lots of ppl, no good breweries, no good gaming shops
― Mordy, Monday, 2 June 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link
benefits to living in ny - has the only half decent public transit system in the country
― iatee, Monday, 2 June 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link
*meekly waves Chicago flag*
― carl agatha, Monday, 2 June 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link
new york is awesome. i would totally live there. if i were rich.
― scott seward, Monday, 2 June 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link