no one ever went broke by robbing a dice game
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:25 (ten years ago) link
it's not the size of the dog in the fight / that keeps the neighbors up all night
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:30 (ten years ago) link
it takes a shooting star each day / to make a degree in Astronomy pay
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:49 (ten years ago) link
Last people don't come nice
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:52 (ten years ago) link
A rich man doesn't string his own cello
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:56 (ten years ago) link
sweet froth at night/angel delightsweeth froth in morning/porridge shite
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 10:35 (ten years ago) link
don't step to the beat that gives you crossed feet
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 10:58 (ten years ago) link
Indoor shoes are no match for soft floors.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 12:19 (ten years ago) link
it is better to have manned a wall than to have walled a man
― I Miss You(tube embeds) (onimo), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:29 (ten years ago) link
Amanda Wall
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:38 (ten years ago) link
life is a lossless format — you can't resample a memory!
― macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
A spent penny is worth more than a pound.
― mirostones, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
A marriage vow has no poetry
― Josefa, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
A lost cause is its own reward.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
Never outrun success, smelling the roses is the journey
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
nine sisters makes a barrowful, nine brothers makes a mess
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
Ask a lost traveler for a map on a dare, reader beware
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
The wayward stripe oft pockets a solid
― Josefa, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
Your ace in the hole is the hole in your ass.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
To see Harpo Marx is to see Oprah W rammed aside.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link
The turtle of capitalism is painted on the face of the recidivist.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
To work constantly is to pick up the bayonet!
A revolutionary action starts with a tiny weed.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
Once a toast, always a bread.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
The bosom of shame has milk for those who will drink it.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
Two Garys don't make a Robert.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
A ceiling is only as high as the shortest man that can't get into the building.
― mirostones, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
Face down in the shade, a lying man waits.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
a knife in the back is worse than two in the kitchen
― Treeship, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
You can't spell "abort" without art and b.o.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
Fear the reaper and swaddle the tweaker.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
Holler in a hole, kill your mother's soul.
― Explanations Are Too Boring! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
Behind every great person is a people's front
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
When rich men weep the mountains grow steep.
― Morris the Florist meets Horace the Taurus (Aimless), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link
Its easy to be a knocker, its harder to be a door
― Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
better a pennyworth of timber than a mountebank for a cousin
― bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
It is the fool who pulls the stray thread; the wise man tucks it up under.
― weatheringdaleson, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
Just because tomatoes grow in the dark, doesn't mean a dog will.
― Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link
the only thing more true than change is the changing of truth
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 12:17 (eight years ago) link
which way which will
― The Once-ler, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 12:28 (eight years ago) link
he who breaks bread keeps his head
― posted missing (onimo), Monday, 9 November 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link
you can't unsuck a dick
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link
neither fake nor inscrutable
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush.
― The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link
When you're young you only have left friends.When you're old you barely have friends left.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
--Winston Churchill
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link
many a sweet poon was splayed on an old piddle
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 7 December 2015 22:24 (eight years ago) link
^ too good to leave in sandbox tbh
King Kong rationalised his risk, and look what happened to him!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 07:58 (eight years ago) link
Nothing is plastic once it's worn
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 11:36 (eight years ago) link