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something something privilege

doctrine the house (electricsound), Friday, 20 June 2014 00:44 (ten years ago) link

i do a lot of bulk cooking and freezing but there's something about that word combination that makes perfectly nice food seem about as appetising as a shrivelled piece of fish slathered in a camembert and chocolate sauce.

estela, Friday, 20 June 2014 06:15 (ten years ago) link

average handle time

Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Friday, 20 June 2014 06:17 (ten years ago) link

at or above productivity targets

j., Friday, 20 June 2014 06:19 (ten years ago) link

"mass extinction event"

Aimless, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link

something something privilege

leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link

"thank you for your patience"

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:30 (ten years ago) link

and connected to the last one: "we apologize for the inconvenience"

don't apologize just FIX THE PROBLEM

clouds, Saturday, 21 June 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link

John Legend & Lindsey Stirling

guwop (crüt), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link

hot mugshot guy

estela, Friday, 27 June 2014 09:45 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Minecraft LARPing

Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Saturday, 19 July 2014 06:38 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

"I'm going to draw you a word picture."

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Friday, 22 August 2014 10:43 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

turkey dinner

kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, 24 November 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

in what world!

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 November 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

vegan thanksgiving

― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:21 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kate78, Monday, 24 November 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

i hate the word "turkey" and also the word makes me think of being surrounded by family members i don't like asking probing questions and wondering when i'm going to find a wife. cf. "turkey time" ugh so awful!

kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, 24 November 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

i have a gigantic gold metallic and orange button that says "OFFICIAL TURKEY TASTER" and have worn it on Thanksgiving since ca. 1990 because in that year my sister was annoyed by it

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 November 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link

"Canada's finest"

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 24 November 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link

i have a gigantic gold metallic and orange button that says "OFFICIAL TURKEY TASTER" and have worn it on Thanksgiving since ca. 1990 because in that year my sister was annoyed by it

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, November 24, 2014 8:50 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This delights me.

carl agatha, Monday, 24 November 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link

i hate the word "turkey" and also the word makes me think of being surrounded by family members i don't like asking probing questions and wondering when i'm going to find a wife. cf. "turkey time" ugh so awful!

― kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, November 24, 2014 1:48 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with you on this. come over for family-free friendsgiving there will be turkey without the relatives.

mattresslessness, Monday, 24 November 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link

turkey not the focus, more wine and rad sides tbh

mattresslessness, Monday, 24 November 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Actor rocks a holiday onesie

Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 December 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

______ replied to a comment on this.

Tanukious D' (wins), Saturday, 10 January 2015 11:52 (nine years ago) link

"Young Republican"/ "College Republican"

Yoga Knives (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

"Personal pizza"

Yoga Knives (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

"With immediate effect"

Lee Perry & The Upgrunters (Mr Andy M), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

"insurance law blog"

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

Also if I'm being honest, "service level agreement"

Lee Perry & The Upgrunters (Mr Andy M), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

I love SLA's. And OLA's.

Jeff, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

of the competing parody accounts, this one shows the most promise imo

italosVEVO (wins), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

For me it's account manager who feels her partying days are over but she still likes to drink wine and gossip and calls that "shenanigans"

― La Lechera, Thursday, July 9, 2015 12:55 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"Share if you agree"

MrDasher, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link

world sport

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

cryptic message on Instagram

soref, Friday, 25 September 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link

"your call is important to us. please stay on the line and we'll be with you as soon as possible."

Aimless, Friday, 25 September 2015 04:24 (eight years ago) link

"Father and writer. In gutter, looking at stars. Movie quotes I live my life by: 'Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while - you might miss it.' 'Carpe Diem!' 'When somebody asks you if you're a God - you say YES!'"

OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 September 2015 06:20 (eight years ago) link

"took to twitter"

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 25 September 2015 06:24 (eight years ago) link

Political Dog Clothing

noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link

vegan thanksgiving

― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 6:51 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

7 years later fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, friend

zoso def (m bison), Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link

fuck u and fuck that dog and fuck that guy who made that shirt

zoso def (m bison), Sunday, 4 October 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link

Nothing fascist about trying to popularize the suppression of speech.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 4 October 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link

el tomboto steak rub

noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 22:57 (eight years ago) link

really?

BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Thursday, 8 October 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link

THIS VEHICLE'S SPEED IS MONITORED BY GPS

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Thursday, 15 October 2015 23:55 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

everybodys gonna be talking about pornhub's april fools thing

lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 2 April 2016 01:44 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

"The Simpsons are going to Africa!"

a mom shaped pom (wins), Thursday, 19 May 2016 15:28 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

BBC Question Time EU Special

nakhchivan, Sunday, 19 June 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Acoustic singer/songwriter

TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 11:10 (seven years ago) link


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