Tom Cruise

you're kind of morbidly done

damn why you do me like that

shoulda been R, shoulda forced cruise to watch someone he is constantly growing to care about dying w/horrific 80s-cronenberg gore. that was the hook for me anyway, the death-viewing. wasn't really super convincing when it's always just emily blunt's not looking dead enough. i hate gore and i would've barfed but still.

also shoulda been called "all you need is kill" come on "the edge of tomorrow"? is this en EPCOT attraction?

yeah all you need is kill is an a+ title

the magi-kill history tour

xps i know right, i'm really disappointed they didn't go with All You Need Is Kill, I mean, come on!!

All You Need is Kill is one of the best titles ever. I'd like to think name-change was Tom's idea.

I thought the violence was implied nicely. Like when he rolls under the truck and you just hear this wet "crunch."

that was great

this was awesome. i like how it was in some ways the perfect Cruise movie for Cruise haters -- movie starts with him trying to turn on the charm and weasel out of a situation, it backfires and he spends the whole movie dying over and over to redeem his cowardice. it's basically exactly what you want to see really happen to him after the whole quote came out saying shooting his movies "feels like" fighting in Afghanistan.

kinda surprised me to hear it remarked that this movie was light on gore because i totally didn't notice while watching it, felt like it did a good job for a sci fi movie of immersing you Saving Private Ryan-style in the fear and panic of war.

The blood spatter may have been off-camera, but this movie was incredibly grisly with the constant dismemberment and disemboweling and face-melting and all!

my only problem with this movie is that as soon as he loses his powers, the movie loses its best trick, and it becomes kinda just another ok action movie. they totally should have waited until the last minute to do that.

otm about this being a great movie for Cruise haters, btw
but I think he's just a great choice by nature for these kinds of sci-fi movies; see also War of the Worlds and Minority Report. something about his bizarre charisma

s1ocki, i agree about the last section too - it just becomes a generic action movie at that point

actually liked how once he loses the power it kinda ratcheted the tension up because the movie has already so thoroughly established how easy it is to die

not that you expect him to die without saving the day of course, but felt right as the final twist on the gimmick

to me most of the fun of this movie was anticipating & enjoying how the time-reset dynamic affected every situation

face-melting

― Nhex, Monday, June 30, 2014 3:01 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm i pulled a face @ that

biggest single laugh of the movie was

"what do we do now?"
"...i don't know. we've never gotten this far."

ha ya

that and b-pax face when cruise rolls under the truck

what hoos?

paxton was some obvious, awesome casting

"all you need is kill" is ungrammatical engrish

My fave facet of this film is unfortunately not very well explored, namely that the aliens want Cruise alive (so that he loses his power to reset) and Cruise wants to die, a funny twist on the usual. There's only that one sequence at the dam where they corner him and don't kill him so he has to find a way to do it himself.

ya true

what hoos?

what nhex

sorry, my mind blanked for a second, nm

"all you need is kill" is ungrammatical engrish

― Rrrhhhh (abanana), Monday, June 30, 2014 11:41 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so

anyway most obvious reference/inspiration has to be aliens right? everything bill paxton touches turns to aliens

it seemed clear that they were trying to do some gender role subversion -- seemed really obvious during the extra-tropey scene where cruise dresses blunt's wounds. i haven't put any thought into it but i at least appreciate that they turned tom into a damsel in distress. usually movies that try to be BADASS WOMAN POST-FEMINIST MOVIE RAAAHHH sticks the badass woman with an even more badass man. and i like how cruise tries to have his manly chivalry sacrifice moment even though it made no sense and they both knew it made no sense

i have to call them cruise and blunt cause i have no recollection of their names

whole thing felt like such an 80s throwback, wanna see it again and ~think~ on it

"all you need is kill" is ungrammatical engrish

― Rrrhhhh (abanana), Monday, June 30, 2014 11:41 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/U33LrjH.jpg

Kinda wonder if Cruise is doing so many sci fi movies because they accord with his religion

Wanna poll Cruise sci fi flicks, might leave Minority Report out to make it more fair

"dark of the moon" is inappropriately poetic but not ungrammatical.

pretty sure scientology explains will smith's current films (and lack thereof)

grammar isn't real

all u need is stfu

Lol @ labeling "Dark of the moon" as "inappropriately poetic" but "All you need is kill" is straight up "engrish"

Good day to you, an banana

louie CK also would have been better as lead in minority report, and tom cruise recast as the vat-grown transhuman psychic.

How is 'all you need is kill' Engrish? Obviously it's just substituting "kill" for "love," "all you need is love" being a phrase everyone knows. No one would sub "kill" for "love" accidentally. So it's an intentional substitution. Maybe it makes sense in the book? Is the woman/love interest in the book, too?

i mean not that i agree with axe banana but you know "love" is usually not interpreted as a verb in that title

but yes it's a clear reference which makes pretty much any word you use to substitute poetically acceptable, not that any of this matters because grammar isn't real and this conversation is fucking stupid let's all shut up please

Kinda wonder if Cruise is doing so many sci fi movies because they accord with his religion

Wanna poll Cruise sci fi flicks, might leave Minority Report out to make it more fair

― 龜, Monday, June 30, 2014 7:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why would you leave out the like... third-best one?

Gauntlet thrown

EoT fulfilled need for both military sci-fi and to see Tom Cruise killed repeatedly. Flashback to Space Ace/Dragon's Lair arcade game hell about getting the exactly movement correct.

I hate Cruise but p much loved EoT, apart from the nonsensical tacked on happy ending.

yeah, EoT was great fun

Edge of Tomorrow! Good movie!
And yes, I also thought of Space Ace while watching it.

Heh, good call

Space Ace, the ... sequel to Dragon's Lair?

three posts up was too far to look?

I was just asking if that was the Space Ace mentioned, since I literally have not thought about it in ... 30 years?

yup

EoT is not a good movie. The awkward out-of-his-depth Cruise is kinda fun in the first half, but then it turns into just another big-budget,faux-complex noisefest.

so yeah, a video game, ie FUCKIT.