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ha ya

that and b-pax face when cruise rolls under the truck

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 30 June 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

what hoos?

paxton was some obvious, awesome casting

Nhex, Monday, 30 June 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

"all you need is kill" is ungrammatical engrish

Rrrhhhh (abanana), Monday, 30 June 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link

My fave facet of this film is unfortunately not very well explored, namely that the aliens want Cruise alive (so that he loses his power to reset) and Cruise wants to die, a funny twist on the usual. There's only that one sequence at the dam where they corner him and don't kill him so he has to find a way to do it himself.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 June 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link

ya true

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 30 June 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

what hoos?

what nhex

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 June 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link

sorry, my mind blanked for a second, nm

Nhex, Monday, 30 June 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

"all you need is kill" is ungrammatical engrish

― Rrrhhhh (abanana), Monday, June 30, 2014 11:41 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 30 June 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link

anyway most obvious reference/inspiration has to be aliens right? everything bill paxton touches turns to aliens

it seemed clear that they were trying to do some gender role subversion -- seemed really obvious during the extra-tropey scene where cruise dresses blunt's wounds. i haven't put any thought into it but i at least appreciate that they turned tom into a damsel in distress. usually movies that try to be BADASS WOMAN POST-FEMINIST MOVIE RAAAHHH sticks the badass woman with an even more badass man. and i like how cruise tries to have his manly chivalry sacrifice moment even though it made no sense and they both knew it made no sense

i have to call them cruise and blunt cause i have no recollection of their names

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 30 June 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link

whole thing felt like such an 80s throwback, wanna see it again and ~think~ on it

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 30 June 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link

"all you need is kill" is ungrammatical engrish

― Rrrhhhh (abanana), Monday, June 30, 2014 11:41 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/U33LrjH.jpg

, Monday, 30 June 2014 23:13 (nine years ago) link

Kinda wonder if Cruise is doing so many sci fi movies because they accord with his religion

Wanna poll Cruise sci fi flicks, might leave Minority Report out to make it more fair

, Monday, 30 June 2014 23:13 (nine years ago) link

"dark of the moon" is inappropriately poetic but not ungrammatical.

pretty sure scientology explains will smith's current films (and lack thereof)

Rrrhhhh (abanana), Monday, 30 June 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link

grammar isn't real

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 30 June 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link

all u need is stfu

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 30 June 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link

Lol @ labeling "Dark of the moon" as "inappropriately poetic" but "All you need is kill" is straight up "engrish"

, Monday, 30 June 2014 23:27 (nine years ago) link

Good day to you, an banana

, Monday, 30 June 2014 23:27 (nine years ago) link

louie CK also would have been better as lead in minority report, and tom cruise recast as the vat-grown transhuman psychic.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 30 June 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link

How is 'all you need is kill' Engrish? Obviously it's just substituting "kill" for "love," "all you need is love" being a phrase everyone knows. No one would sub "kill" for "love" accidentally. So it's an intentional substitution. Maybe it makes sense in the book? Is the woman/love interest in the book, too?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 June 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link

i mean not that i agree with axe banana but you know "love" is usually not interpreted as a verb in that title

but yes it's a clear reference which makes pretty much any word you use to substitute poetically acceptable, not that any of this matters because grammar isn't real and this conversation is fucking stupid let's all shut up please

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 30 June 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link

Kinda wonder if Cruise is doing so many sci fi movies because they accord with his religion

Wanna poll Cruise sci fi flicks, might leave Minority Report out to make it more fair

― 龜, Monday, June 30, 2014 7:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why would you leave out the like... third-best one?

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link

Gauntlet thrown

, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 00:24 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

EoT fulfilled need for both military sci-fi and to see Tom Cruise killed repeatedly. Flashback to Space Ace/Dragon's Lair arcade game hell about getting the exactly movement correct.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 06:16 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

I hate Cruise but p much loved EoT, apart from the nonsensical tacked on happy ending.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 30 November 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link

yeah, EoT was great fun

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 30 November 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Edge of Tomorrow! Good movie!
And yes, I also thought of Space Ace while watching it.

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 January 2015 07:00 (nine years ago) link

Heh, good call

Nhex, Saturday, 17 January 2015 07:01 (nine years ago) link

Space Ace, the ... sequel to Dragon's Lair?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 January 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

three posts up was too far to look?

bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Saturday, 17 January 2015 21:20 (nine years ago) link

I was just asking if that was the Space Ace mentioned, since I literally have not thought about it in ... 30 years?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 January 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link

yup

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link

EoT is not a good movie. The awkward out-of-his-depth Cruise is kinda fun in the first half, but then it turns into just another big-budget,faux-complex noisefest.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 January 2015 07:05 (nine years ago) link

so yeah, a video game, ie FUCKIT.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 January 2015 07:05 (nine years ago) link

Noah Taylor is the highlight once the cowardly Cruise part is over. Tho Emily Blunt helps make things tolerable.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 January 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link

video game movies need the most love

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 January 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

oh damn i did not recognize noah taylor. good premise but ending, yeah, was straight schlock.

the captain beefheart of personal hygiene (soda), Saturday, 24 January 2015 14:40 (nine years ago) link

Dunno if I would call it schlock, but it was consciously lite entertainment for sure.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 January 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

The first act was so knowing, so well-edited. The whole film felt carefully attenuated to an audience's ability to twig onto the rules and scope of the time-fuckery. There wasn't a lot of unnecessary story, and the military-pr0n made a nifty backdrop. Cruise was well-cast. The stakes changed appropriately in the second act, and Blunt was a good charact. Third act just felt lazy and perfunctory. I don't know what would have been better. Also, I think that if the two leads had switched roles the movie would've worked a lot better.

the captain beefheart of personal hygiene (soda), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

I could see Blunt perhaps doing as a good job as the protagonist, but Cruise definitely felt more suited (esp. the first half) as a cocky propagandist

Nhex, Saturday, 24 January 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

i really hated the way the aliens looked like glowing metal spaghetti

Punny Names (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

decent flick tho

Punny Names (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

everyone otm about this film falling apart in the last reel, but still decent yes.

I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, 24 January 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

though what's up with them changing the title for the video release? isn't that a marketing team's nightmare?

I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, 24 January 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

rock of ages is on abc family right now

this is a very weird film

polyphonic, Saturday, 24 January 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

xpost They didn't really change the title, did they? So much as radically downplay the astoundingly daft generic title, which was all the more baffling, because "All You Need Is Kill" is an AMAZING title. "Edge of Tomorrow" is like:

http://static.rogerebert.com/uploads/movie/movie_poster/mercury-rising-1998/large_22MTY11yZg6fmdI9u7lwi4uoP1P.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 January 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

tom cruise is licking a gal's face in front of a large crowd rn

polyphonic, Saturday, 24 January 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

I watched 12:01 recently. Was surprised at how high-energy it was, like EoT and not at all like Groundhog Day. 12:01's ending is also incredibly bad.

David Thomson's entry on Cruise now ends with "Edge of Tomorrow (14, Doug Liman), in which Lieutenant Colonel Bill Cage fights aliens."

poxy fülvous (abanana), Saturday, 24 January 2015 22:04 (nine years ago) link

I think that if the two leads had switched roles the movie would've worked a lot better.

hm, this sounds right!

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 January 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

just not as funny or moving as Groundhog Day

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:32 (nine years ago) link

it wasn't an emotional comedy. it was a very good action scifi tho.

local eire man (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:33 (nine years ago) link


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