Face down in the shade, a lying man waits.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link
a knife in the back is worse than two in the kitchen
― Treeship, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link
You can't spell "abort" without art and b.o.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link
Fear the reaper and swaddle the tweaker.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
Holler in a hole, kill your mother's soul.
― Explanations Are Too Boring! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
Behind every great person is a people's front
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
When rich men weep the mountains grow steep.
― Morris the Florist meets Horace the Taurus (Aimless), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link
Its easy to be a knocker, its harder to be a door
― Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
better a pennyworth of timber than a mountebank for a cousin
― bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
It is the fool who pulls the stray thread; the wise man tucks it up under.
― weatheringdaleson, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
Just because tomatoes grow in the dark, doesn't mean a dog will.
― Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link
the only thing more true than change is the changing of truth
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 12:17 (eight years ago) link
which way which will
― The Once-ler, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 12:28 (eight years ago) link
he who breaks bread keeps his head
― posted missing (onimo), Monday, 9 November 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link
you can't unsuck a dick
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link
neither fake nor inscrutable
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush.
― The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link
When you're young you only have left friends.When you're old you barely have friends left.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
--Winston Churchill
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link
many a sweet poon was splayed on an old piddle
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 7 December 2015 22:24 (eight years ago) link
^ too good to leave in sandbox tbh
King Kong rationalised his risk, and look what happened to him!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 07:58 (eight years ago) link
Nothing is plastic once it's worn
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 11:36 (eight years ago) link
A moth to a flame makes a sane man lame.
― how's life, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link
Every fight about work is a fight about fighting about work.
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 26 December 2015 04:19 (eight years ago) link
Ain't no party like the Democratic party cause the Democratic party has pizza rolls
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 December 2015 08:52 (eight years ago) link
Bees knees are overrated.
― Mark G, Monday, 28 December 2015 11:31 (eight years ago) link
When the beast kneels, the feast begins!
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 28 December 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link
demi lovato and wilder valderrama's dog 'spawn' died, he was fez on tv
― del griffith, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
Show me a person that understands fractions, and I'll show you a really neat piece of ice
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:06 (eight years ago) link
A really neat piece of ice doesn't last forever, so try to get other people to look at it while it still exists
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
as long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
if you're not going to wash it, don't expect anybody to eat it
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
when a banana loses its peel, it gains what it lost in elasticity
a real man doesn't see with his eyes - he dances with them
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:13 (eight years ago) link
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is to explain what was so neat about a piece of ice that wasn't documented properly before it completely melted
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:13 (eight years ago) link
When passing through a dark moment in time, one must always remember to bring a flashlight. and the right batteries for the flashlight.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:15 (eight years ago) link
don't step on a crackOr Aunt Jemima will no longer be Black
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link
the worm turns easier through an apple
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 28 December 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link
An owl in the hand doesnt give a hoot.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link
Even a toad avoids a sleeping rat.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
The owl sings the other birds to sleep.
When the rose is in the arbor, the ship stays in the harbor.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 1 January 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link
Fool me thrice: neat piece of ice!
― Sorkinspeak coaxed out Oscar begging near the tabs of Link Wray (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 January 2016 18:29 (eight years ago) link
Pontius PilateWould have been a PirateBut for want of an "Rrrrrrr!"
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 1 January 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link
Is this about sex?
― jmm, Friday, 1 January 2016 18:53 (eight years ago) link
what do you think?
Three pennies are enough to gild a pig.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 1 January 2016 18:53 (eight years ago) link
If I whine, I am pineIf I purr, I am firIf I creak, I am teakIf I crash, I am ashIf I screech, I am beechIf I lurch, I am birchIf I spoke, I am oak
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 1 January 2016 21:33 (eight years ago) link
if it's long, bulbous and thickmake sure it's zucchiniand not a dick
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 1 January 2016 21:37 (eight years ago) link
You can't burn a fork.
― how's life, Thursday, 4 February 2016 15:14 (eight years ago) link
Yawn at the dawnBe right at the right
― Ad h (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link