is that an answer to the question: "what is your stupidest fucking idea?"
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
https://morethanmediocrity.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/alex_trebek.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link
Someday my dad is going to die, and I'll see something that uses the odious word "illegals," and I'll start crying because it reminds me of my dear old dead dad.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link
it was really sad to see on the facebook feed of the person who shared it (it's one of those things with 100K+ shares because everyone in this country is a monster). he was a high school friend, the nicest person of all time, hilarious, and supremely musically talented. he was a bass in choir, but he could also sing soprano and falsetto better than any girl. he was amazing. we roomed together on a trip to the state music festival, along with my future brother-in-law. we were all complete introverts and terrified of talking to girls, and we stayed up late talking in the dark like it was the 1950s. Greg asked Andy who his dream girl was, and Andy, after a long awkward pause, answered that is was my sister. a few years later Andy married her.
Greg was always super religious but not in a very wholesome way. he never said mean things about anyone and didn't say bad words or make dick jokes. but he was also friends with the gay guys in color guard and didn't appear to be hateful. a few years later i heard that he had gone to b0b jon3s university on a music/pastor major, and now he preaches at a church. and magically, over the last few years these crazy ass things have started to appear on his facebook feed. not trying to hate on christianity too much, and i recognize that plenty of non-spiritual people also are racists and hate "illegals", but greg really didn't used to be this way and it's hard not to attribute his descent into xenophobic hate to the people he chooses to hang out, namely christian fundamentalists
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 July 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link
ugh, i'm the worst, i meant:
Greg was always super religious but not in a very wholesome way
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 July 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link
aw
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 July 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link
on a patriarchy kick lately but anyway don't forget to blame that too.
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 10 July 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
makes the nicest, sweetest boys you ever met turn into asshole guardians of the race and republic.
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 10 July 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
It's that use of the word 'illegals'. Can't even be bothered saying 'illegal immigrant' because that suggests the person has come from somewhere, which suggests they have a human life
― cardamon, Thursday, 10 July 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
http://payload185.cargocollective.com/1/3/103729/6012891/eb_ficciones_31_32_33_1000_011_new_640.JPG
― carl agatha, Thursday, 10 July 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link
even axl said 'immigrants'
― j., Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
Probably because he wasn't even fond of the legal ones.
― pplains, Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
i'm sure if he had his way his family would have never left scotland.
― Neil Patrick Haggerty (get bent), Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
immigrants and haggis, that's right...
― pplains, Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link
My own brother apparently just fell for this.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10406916_679218365492615_2882342617436691029_n.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:07 (nine years ago) link
if the grammar wasn't a dead give away
― Neanderthal, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:08 (nine years ago) link
"the legislation at the White House has come to an agreement"
Wha?
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:11 (nine years ago) link
this PSA announcing the agreement of the white house legislation is brought to you by abc news
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link
why are these always such weirdly terrible quality, like someone took a photo of a screen and then applied compression algorithms to it 20 times
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 11 July 2014 04:41 (nine years ago) link
i wouldnt even really know HOW to make something look that bad
There has been controversy whether 21 is too young to make something look that bad.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 11 July 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link
Was totally expecting agreement to be missing an e there
― Bnad, Friday, 11 July 2014 13:28 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/281900_760980087292472_6671974524439262266_n.jpg
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 11 July 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link
amy otm
― Mordy, Friday, 11 July 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
Lines delivered by Amy Poehler, while playing the role of Eleanor Roosevelt in a made-for-tv movie on the O! Network.
― frog latin (Aimless), Friday, 11 July 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10534613_736781943029947_1993253863391041414_n.jpg
― nickn, Friday, 11 July 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link
hahahahahaha
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Friday, 11 July 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link
jejejeje
― when there's no more room in heㄥㄥ the thread will walk the earth (wins), Friday, 11 July 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link
:-)8===D~o
― when there's no more room in heㄥㄥ the thread will walk the earth (wins), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
Never realized all that Dr. Pepper on the keyboard was a euphamisim.
― pplains, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link
Dr salt
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/s526x395/1374715_10151717404513651_1682736654_n.jpg
also happy belated 2nd birthday to this thread
― guwop (crüt), Monday, 14 July 2014 12:34 (nine years ago) link
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/08/09_therealdoll_lgl.jpg
― soref, Monday, 14 July 2014 12:44 (nine years ago) link
Never realized all that Dr. Pepper on the keyboard was a euphamisim. euphajism
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Monday, 14 July 2014 13:18 (nine years ago) link
I'm going to come after you the day I slip up and say that instead during a department meeting.
― pplains, Monday, 14 July 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
A co-worker of mine posted this:
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10513384_10101178806988347_4422837923323246285_n.jpg
And got a hosannah of "Ain't that the truth!" posts and likes. I sure don't remember getting any more sleep than my wife did during those early months, so I posted "Boo this!"
But now, seeing my one male voice in this sea of "So true!" posts, I realize it looks like I'm Booing the practice of the husband sleeping more rather than Booing the sentiment of the statement made in the first place.
Why am I still on this website.
― pplains, Monday, 14 July 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MTbn6uH.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 14 July 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
well played
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/1512305_706213712769110_651973707839958061_n.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:45 (nine years ago) link
lol
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link
were all those words painstakingly c&p'd out of some other meme?
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:54 (nine years ago) link
I don't disagree with that jpeg and yet I hate it so much.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
Except the part about how we're all pretending we don't have a choice. That was clearly written by someone who doesn't pay his own bills.
something about all-text image macros just makes me want to disagree with them.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link
it's disagreeable but not entirely untrue
― Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link
Get a job, hippie!
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link
actual reality
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
scientific fact
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
(and no, I don't necessarily disagree with the sentiment for the most part, but I had to cross my eyes until I near threw up just to read it)
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10448777_806611162712708_4834593975162809834_n.jpg
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link