why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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on a patriarchy kick lately but anyway don't forget to blame that too.

mattresslessness, Thursday, 10 July 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link

makes the nicest, sweetest boys you ever met turn into asshole guardians of the race and republic.

mattresslessness, Thursday, 10 July 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link

It's that use of the word 'illegals'. Can't even be bothered saying 'illegal immigrant' because that suggests the person has come from somewhere, which suggests they have a human life

cardamon, Thursday, 10 July 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link

even axl said 'immigrants'

j., Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

Probably because he wasn't even fond of the legal ones.

pplains, Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link

i'm sure if he had his way his family would have never left scotland.

Neil Patrick Haggerty (get bent), Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link

immigrants and haggis, that's right...

pplains, Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link

My own brother apparently just fell for this.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10406916_679218365492615_2882342617436691029_n.jpg

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:07 (nine years ago) link

if the grammar wasn't a dead give away

Neanderthal, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:08 (nine years ago) link

"the legislation at the White House has come to an agreement"

Wha?

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:11 (nine years ago) link

this PSA announcing the agreement of the white house legislation is brought to you by abc news

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link

why are these always such weirdly terrible quality, like someone took a photo of a screen and then applied compression algorithms to it 20 times

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 11 July 2014 04:41 (nine years ago) link

i wouldnt even really know HOW to make something look that bad

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 11 July 2014 04:41 (nine years ago) link

There has been controversy whether 21 is too young to make something look that bad.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 11 July 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link

Was totally expecting agreement to be missing an e there

Bnad, Friday, 11 July 2014 13:28 (nine years ago) link

amy otm

Mordy, Friday, 11 July 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link

Lines delivered by Amy Poehler, while playing the role of Eleanor Roosevelt in a made-for-tv movie on the O! Network.

frog latin (Aimless), Friday, 11 July 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

hahahahahaha

i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Friday, 11 July 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link

jejejeje

:-)8===D~o

Never realized all that Dr. Pepper on the keyboard was a euphamisim.

pplains, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link

Dr salt

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/s526x395/1374715_10151717404513651_1682736654_n.jpg

also happy belated 2nd birthday to this thread

guwop (crüt), Monday, 14 July 2014 12:34 (nine years ago) link

Never realized all that Dr. Pepper on the keyboard was a euphamisim. euphajism

Queef Latina (Phil D.), Monday, 14 July 2014 13:18 (nine years ago) link

I'm going to come after you the day I slip up and say that instead during a department meeting.

pplains, Monday, 14 July 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link

A co-worker of mine posted this:

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10513384_10101178806988347_4422837923323246285_n.jpg

And got a hosannah of "Ain't that the truth!" posts and likes. I sure don't remember getting any more sleep than my wife did during those early months, so I posted "Boo this!"

But now, seeing my one male voice in this sea of "So true!" posts, I realize it looks like I'm Booing the practice of the husband sleeping more rather than Booing the sentiment of the statement made in the first place.

Why am I still on this website.

pplains, Monday, 14 July 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/MTbn6uH.jpg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 14 July 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

well played

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link

lol

La Lechera, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link

were all those words painstakingly c&p'd out of some other meme?

how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:54 (nine years ago) link

I don't disagree with that jpeg and yet I hate it so much.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

Except the part about how we're all pretending we don't have a choice. That was clearly written by someone who doesn't pay his own bills.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

something about all-text image macros just makes me want to disagree with them.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link

it's disagreeable but not entirely untrue

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link

Get a job, hippie!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link

actual reality

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

scientific fact

how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

(and no, I don't necessarily disagree with the sentiment for the most part, but I had to cross my eyes until I near threw up just to read it)

how's life, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

My political views?

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link

imaginary questions self-asked like you're the protag in an elmore leonard novel

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

My views on cupping the earth in my hands?

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

oh the deep insecurities my monitor has seen xp lol

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

Fuck, where's that thing where it takes the atheist professor vs. marine meme to its most wonderful extreme?

how's life, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link

Nevermind, found the gawker post linking to the treasure trove. http://gawker.com/marine-todd-is-an-awesomely-stupid-right-wing-meme-th-1555109402

how's life, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 14:19 (nine years ago) link


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