why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

scientific fact

(and no, I don't necessarily disagree with the sentiment for the most part, but I had to cross my eyes until I near threw up just to read it)

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10448777_806611162712708_4834593975162809834_n.jpg

My political views?

imaginary questions self-asked like you're the protag in an elmore leonard novel

My views on cupping the earth in my hands?

oh the deep insecurities my monitor has seen xp lol

Fuck, where's that thing where it takes the atheist professor vs. marine meme to its most wonderful extreme?

Nevermind, found the gawker post linking to the treasure trove. http://gawker.com/marine-todd-is-an-awesomely-stupid-right-wing-meme-th-1555109402

So Earth-cupping guy is opposed to a) life and b) the Sun. Moving on.

http://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1604776_10152136908873040_4188138623264608528_n.jpg

missing "ilx" imo

why all the lab coats?

Didn't know Mr. Burns was making Facebook memes

worst far side ever.

the Village People's cowboy did a really shitty job of recruiting new bandmates

http://i.imgur.com/1hhmMNG.png

12 / 24 = 1/4

wow, it really does work!

11/17 = 1/7 i did it!

14/41=1/1

woah. wish i'd known this trick in school amirite?

17/20 = 1/0 = http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MJdlMbYywtw/TrsTWlKndLI/AAAAAAAACT0/OMSlafBBm58/s1600/fabric_of_the_cosmos_pbs.jpg

is it a slightly disguised version of "i bet you can't name a fruit that starts with A"? probably giving them too much credit.

sufjan i think u mean

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/10/15116655_caa89981c4.jpg

what the fuck is that? it's freaking me out.

http://io9.com/5039811/texas-house-sucked-into-wormhole

Wow! It really makes me inexplicably nauseous looking at it.

K*** ***** shared Men's Humor's photo

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10527690_947419735271750_9019093546772461146_n.jpg

Seriously

47 yr old star wars fan zings 19 yr old girl he's watching walk past his apartment window via hastily uploaded macro

. . . and you won't believe what happens next!

One weird trick?

That duck-face thing is, like the twerking of Miley Cyrus, an example of something you only notice when someone gets it slightly wrong. Most models in media images pout, when ordinary people do it in their facebook pictures they tend to overdo it just enough for it to look strange. Fake tan on Jersey men is another one.

the right-wing dude who always posts image macros just posted some quote over duck dynasty guy's face.

all of a sudden there are all these auto-play videos in my newsfeed

I refer to them as "shit! shit! shit! back! back! back!" videos.

I will not post the pic and become a part of it, but there is a local news article going around in O-Town that has been all over my FB wall this morning, featuring a 'heartwarming' story of a dad who beat the absolute shit out of an 18 year old babysitter who he caught molesting his 11 year old child.

No doubt, you will not find me defending or feeling sympathy for any child molester, nor can I say I wouldn't necessarily feel overwhelming pangs of violence myself if I had a kid and witnessed this.

However, the victim's post-beating picture, a very gruesome pic of his swollen, battered face, is being circulated along the web while folks cheer at the heroism of the father and how 'awesome' the dude's destroyed face is. and it is just fucking disgusting.

(folks, mind you, that normally claim to be hippie pacifists are sharing this).

hey, if you're not in favour of serious assault and hearsay then you're part of the problem

http://i.imgur.com/MQDq9wk.jpg

grrr

*mind blown*

just *try* goin back 2 sleep now after I ~unlocked the hidden corridors of yr brain~ with this knowledge.

why do they talk about "peace dividends" then eh?

Peace sells.... but who's making a profit?

When will the Chinese learn that the way to revive their stagnating and profitless economy is to start a bunch of brushfire wars in far off countries?

it's true. we had a "Peace Store" here for awhile and it went out of business. nobody wants to buy peace sign t-shirts or tie dye bead spreads
http://ziolele.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/caliroll064.jpg?w=700

they want war sign t-shirts and blood soaked bed spreads

i would buy the latter actually

diy imo

I can never get the spatter patterns just right

http://www.cwtsavvytraveler.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dulles-america-store.jpg

^^ close enough?

kinda feeling that tie dye bedspread & shams